This is a shameless account of the masturbatory experiences of a man who has masturbated regularly since he was 14 and who now, as he approaches 60, considers masturbation to be one of the most enjoyable sexual experiences of all and an art in its own right.
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Wanks for the memory
The here and now
Since I am in my early 80s my masturbation history, while long and eventful, is to my profound regret no more.
Wank in the darkness
I guess have been getting erections all my life — well, at least from as far back as I can remember. I was 8 or 9 when I first started wanking (Yep, I'm an Aussie!) to dry orgasms...of course I didn't know what was happening back then, but these dry orgasms weren't really all that orgasmic. Instead they'd make my penis so sensitive it would send shivers down my spine when I only touched it. No throbs, no jerks, nothing — just an over-sensitive penis all of a sudden after 5 or 10 minutes!
Tennis anyone?
I am a 24-year-old woman. My first masturbation experience occurred when I was 11 or 12. It was mutual masturbation with a male friend of mine. He was the same age, and when I think of it now I realize it could be construed as something entirely different — but at the time it was purely innocent exploration. We were having a sleepover, and we kids were put in the living room in sleeping bags for the night. I was lying awake after the younger children had gone to sleep, when he asked me if I would touch his penis.
Hand jive
When I was growing up, in the early 1960s, no one talked about masturbation — at least not that I was aware of. I had no older brothers, older cousins, or even older friends to put me wise. I attended a small country school, where unless you were a jock you did not even participate in the kind of athletics that required daily showers at school. So I was isolated from "man talk." No wonder I didn't learn to stroke it until I was about 14.
Inflatable fun
I began masturbating when I was only 4. My very first memories of masturbating involved inflatables.
Bubbling urethra
My earliest sexual memories were when I was 3. I recall sitting under the clothesline stoop fondling myself. Some time after that recollection, another boy and I were exposing ourselves to a girl. Then we came up with the idea to put each other's penises in our mouths. What a novel idea for two 3-year-olds. I didn't last long, as his tasted oily, but he didn't seem to have a problem sucking on mine. However, the girl told her mother of what had happened, and she in turn told my mother in front of me. I was so distressed — but my mom never scolded or punished me. What a great mom.
Avid wanker
I've been an avid wanker (yes I'm from the U.K.) for about 20 years. I started playing with myself at about age 13. I don't specifically recall too many details, but I do vividly remember the first time I tasted my own semen. I loved it. I didn't really get on with girls — I was a loner (still am to some extent), so my main solace was in my own body. I would wank 2 or 3 times a day. My record was 10, but obviously these ejaculations were very weak at the end of the day. I still felt the orgasmic jerks, though.
Dr. boner
By the time I was 9 or 10 years old, I had discovered how good it felt to have an erection. Some of my friends started to talk about it, and we decided to show one another our erections. We would take out our penises and touch and squeeze ourselves until we got hard. It was a big joke, except that it felt so good. Nobody knew anything about masturbation, so we stopped there.
Recurring drenched dreams
I guess I started entering puberty at age 11. That's when I first noticed I was getting hairs on my scrotum. I've heard guys tell how they remember getting their first erection when they were entering puberty, but I don't understand that. I've always gotten erections my entire life, even when I was a small child. I always thought it was just normal for my penis to be hard half the time, and that's just the way it was — no big deal. I was in the 6th grade when I finally realized the connection between sex and a hard penis.