[Regarding the Cucumber/Zucchini Vagina Simulator]: Rather then boil the cuke, run it under hot water after you've carved it out with a fruit baller or circular potato peeler. The internal depth can be adjusted by inserting the end of a screwdriver handle or broom-handle-shaped object. Be sure to poke at least two small holes (with a turkey tie or straight nail) right at the end of the cuke, and make sure the nail did, in fact, pierce the internal tunnel.
I have been trying to figure out a way that's simple to masturbate. This way I found works very well, feels about 95% like a real vagina. You'll need:
I just wanted to throw a "5-hand" suggestion your way, as it is a shame this thing doesn't have the publicity it deserves. There is a children's toy out there called the Super Mondo Ball. You should be able to find it at most local toy stores or science-museum gift shops. It feels absolutely fantastic with the addition of your favorite lubricant. Benefits:
The best way I have found to simulate the silky soft, wet, and most important, warm feeling of a vagina is this method: Buy a cucumber or a zucchini that is at least an inch and a half wider than your penis, and an inch longer. Boil it as if you were about to eat it, until it is soft, but not falling apart. Use a butter knife to carve out the inside to the size of your penis. Be careful not to make it too big or you have wasted your time. Insert your penis into this little organic device to be sure the size is right, and adjust accordingly.
Go to a toy store and buy one of those soft, super-stretchy rubbery wigs, the kind that have the soft spikes all over that make your head look like a sea anemone. They cost about $6. (They're not actually rubber but some kind of modern gel-rubber stuff that stretches very far without breaking.) Turn it inside out so the spikes are on the inside. Put about a half-teaspoon of water-based lube inside, work the lube around the spikes, and then slip your penis inside. All those soft, lubed-up, spiky fingers feel amazing all over your penis.
One item I have not seen mentioned to simulate a vagina is a simple and wonderful ready-made product: a Hot/Cold pack. It's a plastic bag about 10 inches long and 4 inches wide by maybe 1/4" thick. It is usually filled with a blue gel. If you let it soak in hot water for a few minutes, it gets to body temperature. Then you can squeeze some lube all over your penis and wrap the "pack" around your erection. You can make a sleeve out of a sock or just use your hand to adjust tension. This pack makes a nice and easy humping or masturbation experience, and it's washable and reusable.
For this simulator, you need the following ingredients:
Some time ago I came across an interesting article on how to make a device that will simulate the feeling of a vagina. This masturbation aide was very cheap to build, as it only requires two items.
I'm writing in regards to the Mark IV Masturbation Device. It works great! I just wanted to let other guys know that I had to tweak a thing or two during construction to get it to work.
I've spent a lot of time developing this device, which I call the MK IV. It's very cheap and easy to make (It takes only about 5 minutes to build), and I would rate it against expensive commercial-grade simulators.