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This method is fantastic and will give you an unbelievable sensation. You need a soft-bristle toothbrush. Use the brush to gently and slowly rub your balls and underside of your penis. It will give you a feeling like you've never had. You can fondle yourself for hours this way. When you take a break and start up again, you'll experience the same intense pleasure without ejaculating. You can use the handle of the brush to rub your scrotum with as well as the crack of your hole...it feels soooo good. Be careful: Don't brush under your penis head for too long or you'll ejaculate. When you do want to climax, just start masturbating normally. Try it – I can pleasure myself up to 4 hours with this method, and my penis remains as erect as can be the whole time.

[For hygiene reasons, do not use your own or someone else's personal toothbrush for this technique.]

Albolene mixed with a bit of silicone liquid (available at the hardware store in a spray can) makes an excellent floatant for fly-fishing flys! And later, in the tent, you can butter "it" up and squeeze off a couple!

[Regarding the Cucumber/Zucchini Vagina Simulator]: Rather then boil the cuke, run it under hot water after you've carved it out with a fruit baller or circular potato peeler. The internal depth can be adjusted by inserting the end of a screwdriver handle or broom-handle-shaped object. Be sure to poke at least two small holes (with a turkey tie or straight nail) right at the end of the cuke, and make sure the nail did, in fact, pierce the internal tunnel. (Don't leave the nail in!) You can check by blowing into the cuke; you don't want air pressure to be able to build up. This will ensure the proper suction and make the insertion and thrusting go very nice. Next, wrap the simulator in a small towel and place it under the sofa cushion to hold in place at the desired height. You can use a small container of warm water, placed nearby, to rejuvenate the lube and keep the interior of the cuke wet while you're having fun. The more moisture applied, the more wet, sucking sounds you will have. You can get an awful lot of pleasure from a 50-cent cucumber – and when you're done, you can rinse it out with hot water and place it in a ZipLoc bag, with the air forced out before sealing, and keep it in the fridge for another couple of uses.

After months of getting close but no cigar, I finally emerge a man who can have a "no-touch orgasm." For me to (finally) achieve this took nothing more than intense visualization (including all 5 senses, focusing mostly on touch). So here are the most important tips for you guys out there who have tried, but just can't quite do it.

Relax and get comfortable. This is pretty self-explanatory; whatever works for you works for you. I usually sit down (so I don't fall asleep) late at night on my bed, wrapped up in blankets, with headphones on when I feel like listening to something relaxing. I very much recommend making sure to stay warm. If you feel more comfortable being naked, by all means be naked. I personally feel more relaxed fully dressed.

Breathe naturally. You don't need to take in deep breaths, just natural breaths. If you find your heart beating faster and your breathing rate increasing, that's a good thing – it means you're getting aroused. Just keep everything relaxed and don't rush it.

Move slowly. I cannot stress this enough. I usually spend between 20 and 120 minutes before I start having the actual orgasm. Take in every taste, touch, and odor. Imagine the warmth and moisture of her lips, of her vagina...take in everything.

Don't let your mind wander. I suck at staying focused on one task. If you start to notice your mind wandering, do something physical to bring your mind back to the sexual. Rub a nipple, move your hand down your chest, thigh, whatever it takes. (Just keep in mind this is a no-touch orgasm, at least with regard to your genitals.)

Emotional response. This is the thing that kept me from finally achieving it for months – although now that I know it, it seems so obvious. Men don't really need to put any emotional value into sex to have an orgasm, but having a no-touch orgasm is a completely different ballgame. Don't just imagine yourself banging any hot chick; instead, choose someone that you simply adore. Even if they're not exactly the most attractive person you've met, you'll find that imagining a "first time" with this specific person, if you hadn't already, is much more orgasm-inducing than fantasizing about some random porn star.

Last words of advice. Keep it clean. Find out for yourself how to separate the orgasm from ejaculation; this way, you'll realize you don't exactly need to ejaculate to achieve this, though I still have a few times. Try something a little different every time. Try doing it your own way, too. Fantasies of teachers with big breasts are nice, yet without even realizing it, many like to really go all out with fantasies, making it more visual than full-body and harder to have the no-touch orgasm. Just remember, if you decide to choose such a fantasy, it takes much more concentration. Also, don't force any thoughts in or out of your head. I was once a kid, too, and I know random guy's asses will pop in and out here and there – and even though you might think that's gross, just keep your mind on track and don't freak out. Have fun and best of luck with the No-Touch!

I have been trying to figure out a way that's simple to masturbate. This way I found works very well, feels about 95% like a real vagina. You'll need:

• 1. One normal-size empty coffee can (I used a 34.5 oz can)
• 2. Four rubber gloves
• 3. Some sort of lube (Vaseline works well with this one).

Fill all four gloves with warm water, and tie the ends to hold the water. After that, put one glove in the flat bottom. This is to give you some cushion at the bottom. Once that's done, place the last three gloves in a circle-like ring. This works best if you have the fingers pointing down in to the can, with the tied-up ends facing up. Basically, when you look down into the can, you should see a nice, little, tight hole. Oh, and is it ever. Put some kind of lube in the middle, and have at it.

I have a very helpful tip for uncircumcised males regarding smegma buildup. Smegma can have a strong odor that is very distinctive, and it can be embarrassing when in an intimate encounter. It's pretty well known that uncircumcised men must keep the area beneath their foreskin clean, but it's my understanding that smegma buildup (the odor, not the physical buildup itself) is not necessarily an indication as to whether your foreskin and glans area is "clean" or not. I recall beginning to notice it when I was around 16 (I'm 28 now), and when I attempted to clean the area with soap and water, almost always the odor would persist. Some of the uncircumcised guys may already know about this trick, which I figured out when I was around 18: I came up with the idea to retract the foreskin and immerse the glans and retracted foreskin area in mouthwash. It worked like a charm! The antiseptic qualities seem to completely eradicate the bacteria that cause the odor, and (and despite what one may think, it DOES NOT feel the same down there as it does in your mouth) it is not painful to do so. The sensation it produces could be considered by some to be mildly uncomfortable, but it disappears very quickly and keeps your penis clean and clean-smelling. At first I was concerned about potential side effects/health risks, but after doing it for almost a decade now, it's clear that the solution has about the same effect on the penis as it does on the mouth. (Interestingly, the tissue in both can be considered somewhat similar.) I certainly hope this can be useful information for some – it sure has for me!

Editor's note: Natural prevention works better.  Pull back your foreskin while urinating, keeping the area dry.  No smegma or odors if bacteria have nothing to feed on.

I have personally tried and tested this masturbation technique and use it consistently. I discovered it after I was getting ready for a workout one day and hadn't masturbated in a couple days. First, you need a pair of spandex or some sort of spandex-like pair of underwear. I've found that Nike's dry-fit spandex to be some of the best because they don't compress too tightly, but I also use these Merona boxer-briefs that I found at Target that work just as well. The technique is pretty simple: Just put on your spandex, get an erection, and then move your erection off to the side or down your leg. Then with your hand on the outside of the material, move your erection up and down your leg. Your penis will glide against the material, which creates an awesome sensation. Sometimes pre-ejaculatory fluid can wet the spandex and create some friction against your penis, but if that happens just move to another part of the spandex.

A helpful hint for uncut guys of a certain age...or any age, maybe – I'm 71 and it's working for me. I was worried about how tight my foreskin was getting, to the point where I couldn't retract it. I had used handcreams and such to relax the foreskin, but it didn't help much. Lubrication did turn out to be the answer, but not the way I was doing it. This is my advice to anybody with the same problem:

1. Be sure to use the right cream – not a first-aid cream, not a commercial hand cream, nothing with a fragrance, but a bland moisturizing cream that is non-comedogenic, whatever that means. I use one called Cetophen, but I'm sure there are others. Vaseline is also helpful, but I don't think it's enough by itself.

2. Keep after it. This may be the most important factor of all. Grease yourself up every morning and evening. (I say "grease," but these creams are soluble and don't stain.) First, wash yourself, not with a detergent bar, which most "soaps" are, but with an actual soap like Dial (unscented.) Then apply the cream. If you can't pull the foreskin all the way down at first, retract it as much as you can and apply the cream around the rim and into the glans. You don't have to rub it in; leave some on. I can't guarantee your results, but after two weeks of this treatment, my foreskin slid back slick as a whistle and I was back in business. But if I skip two or three sessions, the old problem starts to come back. So you may need to develop a regimen and stick to it.

By the way, any teenager with this problem can also ask his dad about it. Most dads are glad to help their sons with stuff like this, once the ice is broken (which is generally up to the son).

My masturbation technique requires a vibrating device. I use a men's Gillette M3 electric razor. Just remove the blades from the device and turn it on. Move the device around to find the "sweet spot" on the penis. Don't masturbate in any other way. A good position is to lie on your back. When the orgasm is about to occur, your penis will start to twitch, but you should continue to use the vibrating device rather than your hand. The semen may not squirt out (it may slowly drip out), but the orgasm is usually very pleasurable. It's like someone is torturing you with an orgasm. The feeling may be so strong that you would like to stay in that moment forever. I've also noticed that I ejaculate more semen that way. Now I don't want to masturbate by hand anymore.

Put a dab of water-based lubricant in the tip of a latex condom and roll the condom onto your penis. (I use a condom to minimize mess, enhance stimulation, and collect "pre-cum" for use as lubricant. If you use one, make sure you have urinated recently before starting this extended session, because you won't be able to for a while.) Masturbate without ejaculating for two or more 30-minute sessions, with a few hours between sessions, approaching near climax at least 3 times during each session. This called "edging." Leave the condom on after each session so you can stimulate your penis whenever the urge and/or opportunity arises over the next few hours. After a few hours, stimulate your penis again for at least 30 minutes and get near the "point of no return" as many times as possible. Repeat if desired after a few more hours, or proceed to ejaculation. The extended sessions will build up into an orgasm with a semen fountain like you've never seen before!

Go to a toy store and buy one of those soft, super-stretchy rubbery wigs, the kind that have the soft spikes all over that make your head look like a sea anemone. They cost about $6. (They're not actually rubber but some kind of modern gel-rubber stuff that stretches very far without breaking.) Turn it inside out so the spikes are on the inside. Put about a half-teaspoon of water-based lube inside, work the lube around the spikes, and then slip your penis inside. All those soft, lubed-up, spiky fingers feel amazing all over your penis. It's like a thousand little fingers going at you at once. It's very intense no matter how you use it – hold it in your hand and stroke your penis as usual, lie on it and rub yourself inside it, or even put it under the edge of the mattress. When you're finished, be sure you turn it back inside out and wash it well with soap and warm water, and let it dry completely. The rubber is porous and mold can grow on it if it's not clean and dry. If you can, dust it with a little cornstarch and store it in a plastic bag to keep it dry until next time. Enjoy!

One item I have not seen mentioned to simulate a vagina is a simple and wonderful ready-made product: a Hot/Cold pack. It's a plastic bag about 10 inches long and 4 inches wide by maybe 1/4" thick. It is usually filled with a blue gel. If you let it soak in hot water for a few minutes, it gets to body temperature. Then you can squeeze some lube all over your penis and wrap the "pack" around your erection. You can make a sleeve out of a sock or just use your hand to adjust tension. This pack makes a nice and easy humping or masturbation experience, and it's washable and reusable. I haven't investigated, but larger versions of these Hot/Cold packs may be available. That would make it nicer for those with Erecti giganticus.

I have just read the article on multiple orgasms for men. It triggered some memories of when I was a boy – between age 8 and 11. I discovered that when I climbed the support poles for the swings at school, I got this intense and fantastic feeling in my pelvis area. I would also get an erection. The teachers were really not happy to see us climbing on the swing poles, so most of the time when I did this I would come to the schoolyard on the weekends just to climb on the poles. I am wondering first if other guys have had this experience. And second, it seems to me now that the same kind of stimulation might be available to me now just by doing Kegel exercises and squeezing and bending my legs to stimulate climbing a pole. I was very interested in the article and I remember that I could get the feeling while climbing the poles as many times as I wanted. The only limit was when I was too tired. I can't remember why I stopped doing it, but most likely it was because I had too many other interests as I got older. I learned how to masturbate when I was 10, so that may have been another reason I stopped. I was able to have an orgasm just by masturbating a few times in succession then, but over the years the old refractory period has become my stumbling block. I was able to ejaculate a couple of times when I was in my 20s and 30s while having sex with my wife if I could stay erect after ejaculating. I'd love to be able to have multiple "dry" orgasms now to extend my masturbation pleasure. I still masturbate at least once a day and sometimes more. I enjoy sex with my wife of 40 years too, but will never stop pleasuring myself.

I've just finished studying at theological college. I found your web site by accident a couple of months ago and I feel like I've come home. At last I've found somewhere where I can be frank and admit to masturbating, and where others are frank enough to admit to it, too. I was also very interested in the recent entry on Catholic masturbation guilt, as I had a similar experience myself. I was fairly carefree about masturbation as a teenager. My mother gave me a "talk" when I was 13. She told me that now I was growing up and I might find that I sometimes "wet myself" in bed. She told me not to feel embarrassed or ashamed if this happened. Then she handed me a booklet and said, "It's all in here." The booklet said very general stuff about men impregnating women with their semen. It didn't mention erections, but near the end it did say that boys sometime have nocturnal emissions of their semen and that some boys find they like to masturbate. That was fairly clear – masturbation and "wet dreams" were part of growing up. It was something most boys do and it was not an issue for my parents. I matured sexually at age 15 with a couple of "wet dreams," and then I started masturbating regularly. At that time I shared a room with my older brother. We had a tacit agreement that we could each masturbate if we wanted, but we never talked about it. As such I got away with masturbating right under everybody's noses at home: my mother acquiesced to the stains on my sheets, and my brother to the rubbing sounds and gasps of pleasure that I made (even though he rarely did it himself). Everybody in the family knew I masturbated every night, and I had great fun doing it. I was "pleasantly surprised," for want of a better expression, when I hadn't grown out of it by my early 20s. I'd gotten a clear impression that it was a teenage thing, but here I was still playing with myself, still getting spontaneous erections and "wet dreams" just the same. So I carried on.

I don't think the Bible teaches specifically against masturbation, but when I started at theological college I realized the fact that I masturbated would not be what most people expected of me – that people would expect I had grown out of it by now, or should be able to "control myself" better. I knew that some people would even regard me as degraded or dirty. Then I found an article about "owning" your sexuality. It didn't have much to do with masturbation as such. It talked about recognizing patterns and rhythms in your sexuality, acknowledging whether you were hetero, bi, or gay, and how strong your sex drive was. However it did make me think about why I masturbated, and shortly after I read that article, I gave myself "consent" as it were to carry on doing it. There were clearly patterns and rhythms in my sexuality that made me want to masturbate, that were always going to be there, and I had to be realistic. As a Christian I have committed myself not to have sexual relations outside marriage, but masturbation is accessible to me and I figured I owed it to myself to go along with the natural instincts and urges of my own body and enjoy the sexuality I have been given (that I "own") – in other words, to be myself.

That's how I resolved it. Reading JackinWorld has made me more aware that for all the people who don't expect it of me to be a masturbator, there are an equal number of people who regard it as perfectly normal and practice regular masturbation themselves.
- age 29, United Kingdom