The best way I have found to simulate the silky soft, wet, and most important, warm feeling of a vagina is this method: Buy a cucumber or a zucchini that is at least an inch and a half wider than your penis, and an inch longer. Boil it as if you were about to eat it, until it is soft, but not falling apart. Use a butter knife to carve out the inside to the size of your penis. Be careful not to make it too big or you have wasted your time. Insert your penis into this little organic device to be sure the size is right, and adjust accordingly. CAUTION: Boiling water is very hot, so check the temperature before inserting your penis, otherwise you may get burned. The tricky part is that you want to have the vegetable hot enough so that it's still warm when you start humping it. You can put it under a pillow or between cushions. This feels exactly like a real vagina – and I say exactly. Not for the non-devoted, because it takes preparation and time.