Batter up

It seems like yesterday, but actually it was years ago. I was in 5th grade, and a classmate of mine and another guy and myself were walking around the baseball field at recess far from everyone else. My friend asked us, "You guys ever beat your meat?" I had no idea what he was talking about. I just looked at him and said, "Huh?" He said, "You know, play with your d*ck." My friend and I said no, and he went on to explain how to do it. He said you go into the bathroom and get into the shower, take a shower as usual do, and then you take the soap and rub it in your hands until they are white. Then you make a fist and go up and down until it tickles so much you can't stand it. He told us that according to his brother, eventually some "juice" will come out. I was dumbfounded -- I had never thought you could do something like that. I immediately went home and jumped into the shower and did as my friend said.

It felt SO good. I did it every time I took a shower, and after a while, I started doing it at night in my bed. I remember turning 13 and going in to talk to our religious leader, and he asked me all sorts of questions about puberty and whether I masturbated. I had no idea what he was talking about, because at that point I knew it only as "beating your meat." Finally, another friend of mine told me the "correct" term for it was masturbation.

Throughout my life, I've always joked with my friends about masturbation, and some of them and I even talk about it seriously, too. I continue to masturbate and probably always will. I will never forget the great feelings of the first time.