I have the parental control "mature teen," so I think I should be able to access your whole site. If you could somehow talk to them or write them, it would be amazing.
"Hello, is this America Online? May I speak to Mr. AOL please? Mr. AOL, can you do me a favor and change your parental controls policy so one of my readers can visit all of the pages on my Web site? What's that? You'll do it, you say? Why, thank you, Mr. AOL – I never realized your company was so personal!"
The previous paragraph was a work of total fiction. I'm sorry, but as a former AOL customer who once took the company to court (it had nothing to do with JackinWorld), I can assure you that I could try for the next ten years to help you and it wouldn't work. Maybe you could talk to your parents about removing the parental controls. I'm afraid to say it's your parents' right to control what information does and does not get to you when you're online, so unfortunately we can't be very sympathetic to your cause. But I'll tell you what: We'll do everything we can to keep JackinWorld in business, so when you finally move out of the house and get your own computer, you can catch up on everything you've missed all these years. Deal?
Do you find yourself masturbating more often during some seasons than others? Why?
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