I once masturbated to orgasm on stage during a performance. I was in a student-written production at my high school and I had one of the lead roles. There was a part where I was supposed to go behind an old-fashioned dressing screen, change my dress, and do my makeup while sitting on a stool as a long scene of dialogue went on in front of me. The show ran for two weekends, and things got pretty repetitive for me by the last performance. I also happened to be *really* horny that day. So when I was in my slip on the stool, I just spread my legs and reached into my panties. Nobody could see anything but my head, so they had no idea what I was doing. During the part when my head disappeared from view when I was supposedly putting on my stockings and shoes, I slipped off the stool, leaned on it, spread my feet, and brought myself to orgasm with some fast fingering and butt-thrusts against the rim of the stool. It was *so* good, and the scene just went on!
- age 17, Connecticut (female)
This Week's Wackiest Response:
The science lab in my school. The frog was looking so hot that day, and I just couldn't resist. Then I was sent to therapy when I was caught by the science teacher. Oh, froggy!
- age 18, Austria
The steps in front of my house – I had stayed home from junior high school that day and got a sudden urge to masturbate. As things progressed toward orgasm, I opened my front door and ejaculated onto my front steps. I live on a busy street in a town of about 10,000, but I don't think anyone saw me.
- age 18, Canada
I've masturbated in my car lots of times – twice at night, while driving down the highway, once while stopped on the side of the road with cars driving by, and once in the middle of day as I passed another car. Once, I even did it in an automatic carwash! It was great. I waited until the car was covered with soap and then masturbated to orgasm.
- age 22, Canada
I was 12 and on vacation with my family. We were staying at some hot springs with a pool. The pool had jets lining the side and they were just the right height. I was leaning my arms on the side and "accidentally" discovered how good it felt to stand in just the right spot along the side of the pool. After that very intense orgasm, I frequently returned to that spot.
- age 17, Canada (female)
I used to have to drive for 3 hours between my job and home once a month. Sometimes I would sing or do other things to make the trip go faster, but at times I would take out my penis and start stroking myself. Of course, I was always afraid that another driver would see me. I would pull into the right lane in hopes that no one would catch me wanking. Of course, there was always the possibility that the drivers in those big 18-wheelers would see me from up there. To prevent that, I would take out my handkerchief or a towel that I kept in the side pocket of the door to cover up what I was doing. But it was really good to get off, as I made that long trip once a month. Some of those sessions were more intense than what I enjoy nightly.
- age 61, New York
I was at a church retreat and got a major erection while I was in the shower. I started to rub my penis and then noticed that my pastor was in the stall next to me. He didn't notice it, but I had the most intense orgasm ever, knowing that I could have been caught.
- age 16, Pennsylvania
I masturbated on the Chicago "L" subway once. Another guy sitting several seats away and I were the only ones in the car. I unzipped my fly and pulled my penis out just enough to stroke it. I had been doing this for several minutes when I realized he could see me in the reflection of the window. I'm pretty sure he saw me, because he was just looking at me with a blank look on his face. I did not ejaculate, and I don't really think that he even cared that I was doing it, but I didn't want to take the chance of getting busted.
- age 24, Illinois
I'm a flight attendant, and once I masturbated to orgasm on a full flight as we were landing. I was sitting in the jump seat at the rear of the plane, facing forward, with all of the passengers facing forward, as well. I just kept my apron on because it covered my crotch. I stroked it discreetly and ejaculated onto the floor. If anyone had turned around, I would have just let my apron hang down so no one would see. It was *very* risky, but it was also very exciting! No one ever turned around. Still, I don't think I would attempt that twice.
- age 25, Texas
It was in 7th-grade math class. I turned around while taking a test and happened to get a fantastic view up the skirt of the hottest girl in school. All it took was one look at her pink underwear for me to get a formidable erection, which I serviced quietly with a hand in each pocket. I don't know whether anyone was wise to my secret solo session, but I enjoyed it immensely. Not only that, I also got an A on the math test!
- age 15, California
I was on a train from Hamburg to Freiburg in Germany when I was 16. There were 3 other guys, all my age, in the cabin with me. We were exchange students heading down to the Black Forest for a weekend gathering. We were getting ready for bed – the porter had just left after folding down the beds – and all of us were in our underwear. The sight of the three other guys in their underwear got me hot and bothered. When the lights went out in the cabin, I pulled down my underwear, pulled off the blanket and started to masturbate. The guy across from me saw me and said out loud "Hey, that homo is masturbating!" Everyone laughed, so I turned on the lights and put on a show for them. The two other guys started to wank, too, but the guy who called me a homo got up, put on his clothes and went to sleep in another cabin.
- age 32, New York
I masturbated on the 3rd floor of my university's library, in a cubicle. Some hot girls were up there and they got my attention, so I couldn't help myself. The other public place was my back yard. I got home from the bar, feeling it somewhat, and my friends and I had seen so many hot girls. So, I relieved myself in my back yard.
- age 25, New Jersey
When I was in 9th and 10th grade, every other minute seemed arousing. During band class, I would sometimes masturbate when we weren't playing (our instruments, that is). I was in the trombone section. When erect, my penis would go down the leg of my pants – so I put the trombone slide on my foot with the bell hitting just at the right spot on my thigh. Then I would rub my erect penis with the rim of the bell until I ejaculated. I was lousy at the trombone because I never took it home to practice; but I sure did enjoy being one of the "boys in the band!"
- age 54, Michigan
When I was about 13, I was on my own in the back of a taxi and felt uncontrollably horny. I sat directly behind the driver's seat so he couldn't see me (I was much shorter then), got it out of my pants and started masturbating. I had to lean forward quickly to ejaculate on to the floor of the taxi and I was terrified the driver had seen me. He didn't say anything to me in the end, so I don't think he ever knew what I was up to.
- age 16, United Kingdom
When I worked at a driving range, a rumor always went around about how some workers masturbated in the range cart while picking up the golf balls from the range. At the time, I thought this was insane and that someone would just have to see you. However, one boring, hot day in the range cart, I decided the urge to kill the boredom was too strong – so I masturbated for about 15 minutes as I drove around the back of the range (as far out of view as possible). I remember at the time I thought it would be so cool to know that from now on while working, I could be getting paid to masturbate. I took advantage of that knowledge for the rest of the time that I worked there.
- age 20, Canada
The middle of an empty lot I was cleaning up as a Boy Scout project – as teenagers do, I got horny in the middle of the day; so I lay down in the middle of the lot, in a spot where it seemed least likely that I would be seen, pulled out my penis, and masturbated. I guess I used my underwear to wipe up my semen, and then I went back to work.
- age 46, Tennessee
I was at the cinema. At school there was a girl I liked a lot, and I eventually plucked up the courage to ask her out. We went to the pictures the first time and the second time. Time went on and we grew to like each other even more, so we decided to see the same movie that we had seen on our second date. Halfway through the movie, I looked over at her and became quite aroused; so I slipped my hand inside my pants, hoping she wouldn't notice. I started to masturbate quietly, but eventually she noticed, gave a smile, put her hands inside my trousers, and started to help – which was great. We kept going for around 5 minutes until I couldn't stand it anymore and ejaculated. The orgasm was brilliant!
- age 17, United Kingdom
It was in the library bathroom at a major university. The stalls had no doors and I was in the one second closest to the entrance, with my pants and underwear all the way down to my ankles. Anyone could have seen me, since people had come and gone before I starting masturbating. Nevertheless, when the voice in my underpants spoke that day, I knew I had to obey despite the potential risk of discovery, which only enhanced the experience. It remains one of my best ejaculations!
- age 62, Michigan
In the showers at my high school – I was on the diving team and when we were done with practice we'd wash off in a large, communal shower. Once in 10th grade, I stayed after practice to help the coach organize things. When I got around to showering, I was alone; all the other girls had left the locker room. I'm not sure what inspired it, but after rinsing out my suit, I started to touch myself. Before long, I had an orgasm. Even though I was sure no one had seen me, I remember worrying for days that people somehow knew.
- age 24, Pennsylvania (female)
At the American Airlines terminal at Los Angeles International Airport – it was crowded, busy, and everything was behind schedule. I was going to visit relatives in Texas and bored beyond belief, so I started to obsess on the idea of getting off and popped a woody. I repositioned it so that it went down the side of my leg between my tight denims and started moving my leg back and forth as if I were nervous and jumpy. It took a while and I got a few funny looks, because I'm sure I was getting red in the face. I do that when I masturbate, so I'm not sure what I looked like when I ejaculated. I had to hang my head down on my chest, hold back either a groan or a moan, and make my body rigid; otherwise, I would have shaken all over. I did the same thing a couple of months later, sitting in the back of my French class while everyone was taking a quiz.
- age 17, California
I was in the middle of a 4-hour train ride and getting kind of bored just looking out the window. I started to think about my boyfriend and got a naughty idea: The car I was sitting in was relatively empty, with only about 8 other people, who were all sitting a few seats away. I put my jacket over my lap, undid my jeans, and reached in. I had to go very slowly and be very quiet because occasionally someone would walk past me towards the dining car or the bathroom. I just kept touching myself and looking out the window. At the moment of orgasm a woman walked down the aisle and looked right at me! I'll never know if she noticed or not, but it was a very sexy experience.
- age 29, Ontario, Canada (female)
The most public place was lying in the back of my VW bug, butt naked, while it was parked on a residential street. It was early evening. I was 16 and horny as hell! It was great. If I'd been caught, it probably wouldn't have been as much fun.
- age 47, Texas
I must've been about 15 at the time. I had just had a heavy workout at the gym, and needed a shower badly. I didn't feel like waiting until I got home, so I decided to throw inhibition to the wind and take a shower there at the club. At first, there was no problem; I was in the big 9-spigot shower alone. Then a guy around 25 came in. He started showering on the other side of the shower room. I tried not to look; but did so, anyway. He was shaving his pubic hair and appeared to be quite "at attention." Honestly, this was the first time I'd ever seen someone shaven and it turned me on. I was so embarrassed! Fortunately, I was almost done showering, so I finished quickly and went to my locker. The lockers were positioned so that I was in fairly private territory, and I couldn't help it – I started masturbating there. The locker room began to get busier, so I went into a stall to finish my business. This story is still quite a turn-on for me.
- age 20, Tennessee
On a business trip, I stayed at a place that had a hot tub just outside my room. After dinner, the woman who was traveling with me and I went into the hot tub before going to our separate rooms to go to sleep. We had changed into swimsuits and went into the water. I dared her to take off her bottom, and she did. So I took off my trunks. We let the water jets stimulate us as we sat together and told each other how good it felt. We both had orgasms. Once we had calmed down, we put our suits back on went back to our rooms.
- age 65, South Carolina
I did the deed on a merry-go-round when I was 10. I was moving around quite a bit and all the motion on my crotch highly aroused me. So, I just kept moving until I had an orgasm. Luckily, I hadn't started ejaculating yet.
- age 14, Canada
I was swimming nude just offshore while on vacation (highly recommended). All that warm water washing around me was just too much. My partner was sunbathing on the beach, guessed what I was doing (despite the fact that all the action was underwater), and gave me a wicked smile! As it happens, the locals were very relaxed about sex (casual bisexuality was fairly common), so had I been seen, the observer probably would have joined in. I did this a couple of times.
- age 47, United Kingdom
During the summer of 1999, when I was 13, I was picking blueberries out in a field for a summer job. It was a flat area where you could see for miles, and there were other pickers everywhere I looked. I was pretty aroused and when I saw that everyone was preoccupied with the blueberry picking, I put my hand down my pants and masturbated. It had to be one of the best sessions I've ever had. If anyone saw me, no one said anything.
- age 17, Canada
On an Amtrak train going through the state of New York – my girlfriend and I were traveling to her parents' house and we began to get a little frisky. The light touching turned into heavy petting, and then the two of us masturbated each other under our jackets. The train was very crowded, mind you, but that didn't stop us. When I was about to climax, I told her to stop, tucked my penis into my pants, and headed off to the bathroom so I could have an easier cleanup. Of course she laughed when I came back to the seat a big smile on my face.
- age 23, New Jersey
I once masturbated to orgasm in the middle of a church sermon. We were standing there in the middle of a very long prayer. I started to get restless, so my hands found their way down my pants and started stroking my penis. No one was sitting close to me, so I assume that no one saw. But when I climaxed, I let out a little whine that got a few head turns.
- age 14, California
When I was in college, I followed the Grateful Dead around Europe one spring. At their concert in the Paris Hypodrome, two English girls standing right in front of me were on something that made them horny as hell. One of them reached back and started to massage my groin, so I just unbuckled my pants, dropped them down a bit, and let her masturbate me to orgasm. My friend standing next to me pulled out his erection and the other girl masturbated him to orgasm. At the time, the Dead were playing "Dark Star," and both of us had intense orgasms, just about simultaneously. I've also masturbated to orgasm on a crowded nude beach – very discreetly. Only the guy next to me saw me do it. He just smiled and gave me a thumbs-up when I ejaculated.
- age 42, California
A year or so ago, I was using an exercise bike in the gym and found that by positioning myself a bit further forward than normal, I could feel the vibration of the machine as I pedaled. After about a half-hour of this, I had a powerful, hands-free orgasm. I am sure that thinking about the other people around me enhanced it!
- age 20, United Kingdom
I was at a crowded beach when I was only 11, and for the first time, I truly masturbated in response to sexual arousal. It was a typical summer day at the beach – but what was new was the effect the girls and women in their suits had on me. I was in the water up to my shoulders staring at the girls on shore. I began to rub my erect penis through my trunks, but eventually I pulled my trunks down. At the time, I was not sure why I had those urges, but just had to continue rubbing. Luckily, no one noticed.
- age 29, Ohio
I was by myself on a long ski lift that took about 10 minutes. I figured if I hurried, I could get a quickie in – so I unzipped my pants, put my hand in there, and started masturbating. When I was about to climax, I pulled out my penis so I could ejaculate off the lift. It was very exciting to think that I could have been caught or could have ejaculated onto a skier going down the mountain.
- age 15, New Jersey
I'm a secret nudist. When I was 14, I managed to get away from my parents when we were on holiday [vacation] and went to the naturist section of a beach. After about 30 minutes, I got an erection and I couldn't hide it, as my clothes were some distance away. No one seemed to care, so I ignored it for a while – but I just couldn't resist the temptation, so I sat down by a rock, masturbated, ejaculated onto the sand, and covered it up. I thought nobody noticed – but as I stood up, I realized two young women had been watching. It could have been more embarrassing if they weren't also nudists.
- age 18, United Kingdom
Not long ago, I masturbated on my apartment balcony while a party was going on in the apartment below me, with a few guys and girls out on the balcony smoking. I did it quietly, and when I ejaculated, I just did it through the rails. It fell right past their balcony and nobody said a word. It was late at night and their light was either not working or not on. I guess nobody saw. I'm just glad that my semen shoots out far, or it might have gotten on their railing or on someone's arm. I don't think I'll do that again, but it was fun that one time.
- age 25, New Mexico
I once masturbated while riding my bike down a neighborhood road. I just wanked while riding, and after a while, I felt very horny – so I put my penis in clear view. It felt great!
- age 17, North Carolina
When I was in college, I lived about two hours away from home. I would often drive home for the weekend, and on one occasion, I had an urge to masturbate when I was on my way back to school. Instead of stopping somewhere, I chose to put the car on cruise control and spread out across the front seat to do the deed. Passing cars were not a concern to me – but the 18-wheelers were, because they were tall enough that the driver of the truck could see into my front seat. A few of them honked as they drove past, and one trucker stayed alongside to watch. Those prying eyes helped make that incident such a rush. Unfortunately though, I almost drove off the road when I reached orgasm. Since then, if I get to that point, I now find place to stop so that I can finish my business. Besides, how would I have explained *that* accident to the cops if I had wrecked?
- age 34, Indiana
I love to be naked outside and there is a state park near my house that has several trails through the woods and along the river. I enjoy going there and after walking down the trails for a while I take my clothes off and leave them beside the trail. I enjoy getting an erection as I walk because it is exciting to think that someone else on the trail could discover me and there would be nothing I could do to cover myself. This has actually happened several times and I have masturbated to orgasm with a couple of guys also hiking naked or willing to get naked when they see me. It is such a rush to masturbate with someone you don't even know, outside on a trail where you may be discovered at any time.
- age 17, North Carolina
I was driving in the fall on a scenic road on top of some mountains in a park on the east coast. I was miles from the nearest facilities and really needed to urinate, so I pulled off at a scenic overlook, took a trail for about 20 yards off the road, and found a spot. No one was around and I was pretty much in the open, although the trees screened me from the road. As I finished urinating, I was still standing and discovered that the cool breeze against my penis felt really good. I had been fantasizing while driving about masturbating in the woods around me; and this, coupled with the breeze, gave me a quick erection. I decided to go for it, and quickly reached orgasm. It was fantastic! I have tried it in that same park a few other times, once with success; but another time I had to stop when I was almost caught by what turned out to be a very pleasant looking and friendly hiker.
- age 40, Florida
I'm very ashamed of this now, and in fact, will never do anything like it again – but at the time, it felt great. I was 13, no one was home, and I was really horny. So I went to an open window, turned, and started masturbating. Some little boys were playing outside the window where they could see me, and that turned me on. I know they saw me, but afterwards, I never wanted to do it again because I was so ashamed. - age 14, New York
I was once so frustrated with my golf game that I decided to try a "stroke" of a different kind. On the 14th green of the golf course, standing up in plain sight, I let her rip. Of course, no one saw me because the club wasn't very busy that day; but it was an exhilarating experience. My golf game improved after that and I went on to play one of the best finishes I've had on that course – talk about a hole in one!
- age 19, Louisiana
I was talking to my boyfriend on the telephone while at work one day and he started telling me how he was masturbating. We had phone sex quite often because we had met on the Internet and lived across the United States from each other. I was so turned on that I couldn't help myself; so I slid my hand down the front of my pants and brought myself to orgasm. It was so hard to keep quiet! I don't think anyone figured out what I was doing.
- age 34, Michigan (female)
I was at a hotel that had a pool and workout room with a locker room area. I hadn't planned to masturbate at all, just have a workout and a swim. After a good workout, I went to change inside the locker room, where they have a full-body sized mirror. So of course, I took a look at myself nude. I thought about masturbating right then, but just headed to the pool instead. After swimming, I went into the hot tub, and I put my crotch against some of the jets to get excited. After a while, I went back to the locker room to change, but as I got nude again, I had firm erection. It was late at night and I had been the only one there all night, so I masturbated in front of the mirror for about 45 minutes to an excellent conclusion.
- age 17, Colorado
I masturbated on my roof once late at night, while my parents were out for a few hours. I think it's definitely one of the most exhilarating experiences I've ever had, with the wind blowing over my body. I spent about an hour stroking myself to orgasm. Thankfully, my parents didn't walk into the house. I'd have had a hard time explaining why I was naked and sitting on the roof!
- age 16, North Carolina
When I was in the seventh grade, we had swimming class in the nude. We had all undressed and assembled on the bleachers beside the pool. The teacher was called away and we were all told not to move. While I was sitting there, I developed an erection and decided that I didn't want the teacher to see me erect; so before he returned, I masturbated to a dry climax to relieve my erection.
- age 59, Florida
As a teenager, I required privacy to masturbate and had never done it where anyone could see me. One time, though, during my sophomore year in high school, my science class took a field trip to White Sands National Park, which is close to El Paso, Texas, where I lived. Our bus drove far into the park and I was amazed by the vast expanse of rolling dunes of white sand. They appeared to be unending. When we got off the bus, for some reason I popped a major boner and felt a huge urge to masturbate. As everyone else wandered around and played in the pure, white sand, I separated from the group and ran over a couple of large dunes until I couldn't see anyone. Then right there in the park, with my classmates not far away, I masturbated to ejaculation on the sand. It was a great experience and I shot a major load. It also got me over my fear of masturbating in the open close to others.
- age 56, Texas
I was on a plane, flying to France. Charlie's Angels came on the TV and I started to get hot; so I just pulled it out and did it under the blanket. Lucky for me, the girl next to me was sleeping – or so I thought! Afterwards, she asked me how it was.
- age 17, Oregon
To me, masturbation is a private experience that should not be done in public places; but that said, when I was 16 and young, dumb, and full of semen, a neighbor kid I barely knew and I were in a canoe fishing in the middle of a lake that was crowded with boats. He was sitting in the front facing me; I was in back. I noticed that he had developed quite a hard-on and was playing with it through his Speedo. Soon, he pulled it out and started masturbating. He asked if I wanted to join him and hesitantly, I did. That was a first for me – seeing another guy's erection and seeing another guy masturbate. It was quite the turn-on for me and led to a very intense orgasm. That led to a summer of fooling around with him and many sessions by telephone over the winter. We continued to connect and eventually went to the same college, where we became very close. Twenty years later he is now my life partner and we now enjoy frequent, but private mutual masturbation nightly.
- age 36, Idaho
On a couchette through Slovakia – couchettes are European railway compartments that have seats; but at night, convert to six very cramped bunks. Poor students and other people who cannot afford regular sleepers use them. Customs inspectors, passport inspectors and ticket inspectors came in frequently: overnight from Prague to Budapest, the total is three Czech, six Slovak, and three Hungarian (which rather raises the question of why anyone even *tries* to sleep). Somewhere between Bratislava and the Hungarian border, about 3:00 a.m., I did the deed, with someone snoring and others probably awake. Nothing really led up to it; I just couldn't sleep and felt the need for some release. To tell the truth, it was a pretty lame session and climax; but, it happened.
- age 37, United Kingdom
Now this brings back a nightmare! I worked night shift at a grocery store, had a houseful of guests who had been there an entire week, and I really needed to masturbate. So I pulled into a county park, took down my pants, and was really going at it when suddenly there was a tap on my window. I looked up and there was a county sheriff – not just any sheriff, but a friend of my father's who happened to eat breakfast with him every morning. So I explained the situation. He cracked up laughing, said he didn't blame me, but next time to wait until I get home and do it in the shower. He let me go and never said a word to my father.
- age 29, Michigan
Once on a public beach, I was changing out of my swim trunks while sitting in my car and it felt so good just sitting there in the nude, I easily got an erection that needed attention. Although no one could see me, I sat there and masturbated while enjoying the fresh air and the view.
- age 57, Ohio
I've masturbated in many places, but the most public place was on a plane at thirty thousand feet over the United States. I had been blessed to sit next to this girl who fell asleep with her breast showing. Now I'm no pervert, so I got up and told the flight attendant what had happened. She took care of it, but I was so turned on that I had to go to the restroom to take care of myself. When I got back to my seat, the girl was blushing and I felt a bit awkward; but I told her that it was only right for me to tell someone rather than try to fix it myself and she agreed. Either way, I wound up having dinner with her that night, but I have never seen her since. I was 25 at the time.
- age 32, Connecticut