I once masturbated at a car wash. It was one of those do-it-yourself places and it was late, around 11:30 at night. When I finished washing and drying, I had a sudden urge. So I stood behind my car and went at it. Knowing I could be seen made me even more excited. When I reached climax, I turned around so I would not soil my newly washed car. That was when I saw that a car had been waiting behind me. I have never gone flaccid so quickly in my life! I jumped in my car and drove off as fast as I could. I had the worst case of "blue balls" on the ride home!
- age 18, Michigan
This Week's Wackiest Response:
Once I flew to the moon on a dragonfly and masturbated in low gravity conditions. I found out later that the whole world was watching me through the Hubble Space Telescope as I ejaculated and my semen went floating through the vastness of space.
- age 16, Australia
I masturbated in class when I was in high school. The teacher was reading some boring book to us and everybody was half-asleep, so they didn't notice when I put my hand in my pocket to pleasure myself. At first I did it just for a few strokes, but then I thought, Why not? So I went for the orgasm. I was very quiet about it, and I don't think anybody suspected anything. That was my last class of the day, so I didn't have to walk around wet for long. My semen soaked into my underwear and didn't really show through my pants.
- age 18, California
I was Christmas shopping last December and got horny, so I made it to the nearest restroom and starting stroking full-force. As I finished, I turned around and noticed that the door hadn't locked properly. Four teenage guys were standing there laughing at me! Thank God security didn't walk in.
- age 21, Texas
When I was about 12, I would go to a local park when there was nobody around, sit on the bench, take out my penis, and masturbate. It was thrilling, but at the same time, scary. The possibility of getting caught not only got me more aroused, but brought me to orgasm faster.
- age 17, California
I was 14 and was camping. Some friends and I decided to go for a walk through the woods. Two of us went a different way because we were looking for something, but I was so horny at the time that I walked just a bit and then sat down behind a tree, pulled down my shorts, and started to stroke my penis. I knew my friend wouldn't mind because we had done this together previously. Soon, he joined me, and both of us climaxed about the same time. Then we heard something in the trees. Just as we pulled up our shorts, the rest of the guys appeared, thinking we were just resting. They never knew what we really did.
- age 21, Canada
While I was on some rocks at a beach on the south coast of Australia, I looked around and figured I was alone. So I knelt down and started to masturbate. About halfway through, a couple and their dog walked past. I didn't want to offend them, so I decided to climax then, scraped the semen onto a nearby plant, and continued to look around on the rocks. It was a good release, as I hadn't masturbated in many days. I was a bit shaky as I stood up to return to the main beach.
- age 16, Australia
I once masturbated in a Porta-Potty during a car show. I saw some really hot girls and just couldn't take it anymore.
- age 19, Indiana
I found a book about male puberty at a public library. It included some detailed yet easy-to-read descriptions of masturbation. I got quite aroused, solidly erect, and knew I had to do something about it before someone saw me. So I walked to the bathroom, made sure the stall door was locked, pulled down my pants and underwear, and then started to stroke. It was great! When I ejaculated, I think my semen hit the wall of the stall – and I also think I didn't wipe it off. Oops!
- age 16, Virginia
Anywhere on a U.S. Navy ship is public, and I've done it everywhere from the shower (where anybody could walk in on me), to the cockpit of an F/A-18 Hornet aircraft. I must say that in the cockpit was the most interesting, as I could look down and watch other people work the flight deck while I enjoyed myself.
- age 30, Ohio
When I was a freshman, I was looking at porn on the Internet in my high school library. Back then our school had no security for computers, so it was easy. There was nobody in the library and I got aroused and erect, so I thought, I can't go back to class like this. I went behind a bookshelf and relieved my erection. Then I went to class like any normal day.
- age 16, Michigan
I masturbated to orgasm while sitting in my seat on a train. I was looking out the window with my jacket on my lap, touching myself a little, when I felt the need to finish come over me, so I continued right there. At the moment of orgasm, an older woman walked past my seat and looked right at me. I was very quiet and discreet about it, but it's hard to camouflage at that point. Having her look at me made it even more exciting.
- age 28, Canada (female)
I masturbated in a park on the monkey bars when I was 14. No one noticed – or if they did, they didn't say anything.
- age 17, Tennessee
Last summer I masturbated in a grocery store parking lot. My mom had stopped by the supermarket, so she left me in the car while she went inside. I got really bored and started to masturbate. The car windows are tinted and dark so no one could see me. I masturbated for a good 7 minutes and then ejaculated all over the back seat. I tried wiping it with a paper towel but it wouldn't work. My mom asked me what it was when she got back, and I just told her I had spilled a drink.
- age 13, Connecticut
I was sitting in history class when I got an erection out of nowhere. Luckily, I was wearing loose pants. I raised my hand and asked to go to the bathroom. As soon as I got there I started to masturbate. I just couldn't resist it – it was the only way to get rid of my erection. Just as I ejaculated into the urinal, someone else walked in. I don't think they knew. It felt pretty exhilarating to do it at school, of all places. Who said school is no fun!
- age 18, North Carolina
There is a stock room in my store where I have gone to the back and hidden between skids so I could masturbate to orgasm. The risk of getting caught gave me a monster orgasm, and I ejaculated pretty far.
- age 17, Canada
I once masturbated while seated in a crowded shopping mall. I sat with my coat draped over my lap and massaged my penis through my clothes. I had to be careful not to make the coat move too much. I hadn't done it for quite a while, so it took only a couple minutes to reach climax. I felt all funny and shaky inside, but I managed to bite my lip and hide it. After I ejaculated into my pants, I went to the restroom to clean up.
- age 54, California
This past summer, I was volunteering at a hospital for the Red Cross. Latex is a *huge* turn-on for me, so with all of the latex gloves available, I just couldn't pass up the opportunity. I grabbed two gloves, went to an unoccupied room, and closed the door. I slid on the gloves and had one of my most intense sessions ever. It was magnificent. I think the pleasure increased because there was the possibility of being discovered. I haven't been able to recreate that experience – although I did grab some extra pairs of gloves to use at home.
- age 15, Florida
I've masturbated in public two times. One was when I had just came home from school. I had forgotten my house key that morning, so I was locked out of my house. I'd had sporadic erections all day and had a huge urge to masturbate. So while waiting for someone to get home, I masturbated standing up by the side of my house. It's a good thing I have very few neighbors! The other time was when I was coming home from my girlfriend's house. We had been doing some things that left me with what seemed like an everlasting erection. Eventually, I just masturbated right there in my truck while driving home. It's a good thing I was on a dark road!
- age 17, Texas
I masturbated on a naturist beach while lying on my stomach and using my left hand. A friend on my left was blocking the view of other people on the beach. The fear of being discovered made me climax quickly. (I usually never use my left hand.)
- age 48, United Kingdom
I masturbated as I sat naked in my back yard quite late one night. It was amazing!
- age 17, New York
When I was 13 or 14, I masturbated often in the forest near my parents' house. I knew of a few places where I thought nobody else would be at the time, and I had a good overview of a wide area. But since I passed 20 years old, I have never used a public place. I worry that somebody could hear, smell, or notice what I'm doing.
- age 37, Switzerland
I was on holiday in Tenerife and was up on our apartment's rooftop sunbathing area. It's supposedly private, but I could see everyone else. And I'm sure they could see me from their sunbathing areas. There were a few nude women sunbathing around the place, which got me sufficiently aroused. So I started and had a great time. The heat of the sun made me a little dizzy as I masturbated, but I'll never forget it!
- age 15, United Kingdom
I masturbated at one of the urinals in my old high school. It probably wasn't the smartest thing to do, but at 15 (and even now, I guess) *everything* made me horny. I could be in history class hearing about Robert E. Lee and be ready to hump a wall. So I got up and used the restroom pass to go for some relief. I was even courteous enough to flush my mess.
- age 18, Washington
It was one o'clock in the morning and my friend and I were doing dares. I said, "Well, how about we run around town nude!'' So we did, and I ended up masturbating in the street at the town center! It was extremely erotic and great fun to see my friend nude and masturbating as well. The fact that we could have been caught was also a turn on. I love streaking in public places.
- age 15, New Hampshire
I masturbate from time to time at my health club. The showers have partitions that give some privacy; still, someone could peek in on you while walking by. Sometimes I can hear other guys sigh or moan in the shower. I suspect they are masturbating, too.
- age 28, Ohio
At a movie theater, I was watching "Grinchen" (the Jim Carrey version) with my girlfriend. I was quite bored, so I started to masturbate. With my girlfriend sitting next to me, it was pretty hard to conceal the fact that I was masturbating. The orgasm was okay, and I felt good afterwards. After the movie, she told me she also had masturbated because she was bored. I guess it's pretty common.
- age 14, Sweden
Once, I was in Nice for summer holidays. While the others wanted to shop downtown, I climbed a hill from which I could see the coastline. On top, there was a church. After visiting it, I went down again. The street that led down the hill was rather quiet and I could see nobody. I was wearing wide shorts, and my penis swung freely beside my leg, so I started to think about my girlfriend. (She had stayed in Germany.) I became aroused and wanted to masturbate, so I went behind a bush beside the street, let my pants fall, and went at it. Cars were going by as I masturbated behind the bush; it made me very hot. But it was also somewhat uncomfortable, as I had to stand there. I wondered whether it is forbidden in France to masturbate in public and what would happen if the police found me. The orgasm wasn't exceedingly fantastic, but it was worth the risk. Back home, I told my girlfriend and she got aroused, too.
- age 18, Germany
The most public place I've masturbated was in a stall in the boy's bathroom at my high school. I first went just to urinate. I went to the urinal and peed, but then I started to rub my penis a bit. This put me in the mood to masturbate, so I went into one of the stalls, shut the door, and just stood there masturbating until I ejaculated onto the floor.
- age 16, New Jersey
I happily masturbated under my blanket while surrounded by friends at the outdoor screening of "The English Patient" at the botanical gardens. The buildup was extreme, and it was hard to explain my bleeding lip when the lights came back on.
- age 20, Australia (female)
I masturbated in JC Penney's in the bedroom and curtain section. They had a curtain display, so I went behind it and started stroking away. It was very intense.
- age 22, California
Once when I was shopping, I was looking at male and female underwear and getting extremely aroused. So I went back to a dressing room, stripped down, spit on my hand for lube, and went to it. The session was okay, but nothing special. The doors had locks and didn't have the slats that people might be able to see though, so the extra thrill of "being discovered" was not there. Still, it was a good session.
- age 15, Illinois
I love to masturbate in public places. I have done it in many public restrooms. When I was in high school, I did it with a friend on a gondola at a ski resort. I often do it in airplane lavatories. My wife has masturbated me in restaurants, on very public beaches, and on fairly popular hiking trails. In hotel rooms on business trips I masturbate with the curtains open, hoping someone is watching. My recent favorite, and one that has been a topic of conversation on JackinWorld lately, is while driving. I am totally turned on by the thought of truckers seeing me do it. From what I read here, it seems to be fairly common, something truckers are used to seeing. I have yet to have any recognition from a truck driver, but I'm hoping.
- age 38, North Carolina
I live near the Gulf of Mexico, and my friend and I once walked out into the water until it reached near our shoulders. We figured, Oh, what the heck – so we lowered our suits under our scrotums and began to stroke ourselves. It felt so good underwater, and because we were so close to each other, when we did reach ejaculation, we turned so we could see our semen come out.
- age 17, Texas
I've masturbated to orgasm on the top deck of a bus going into work in the morning. Obviously it was quiet and the seats were high, so no one on the bus could see. I started by touching my penis as the bus left the station and kept on doing this until it was going down a quiet, long stretch of road. Then I took out my erect penis and let rip. The experience was quite frantic and didn't last long, but the orgasm was the most powerful I'd had for a while. I made sure I cleaned up afterwards.
- age 26, United Kingdom
I masturbated while working at an outdoor flea market. I was wearing one of those big puffy jackets. I pretended I was cold and put both of my arms inside my jacket. I then slipped my hands into my pants, hid behind one of the clothes racks, and started to masturbate. The fear of getting caught by my boss or a customer was so exciting that I had one of the greatest orgasms ever.
- age 16, New Jersey
I was waiting for my kids to get out of camp. The shade of the trees was cool, and I had that "feeling" that really needed to be dealt with. I sat in my car, slumped in the seat, and had a very quiet but satisfying personal moment.
- age 49, Massachusetts (female)
About two years ago I went on safari to Kenya with my parents. It was a great trip; we stayed right out on the plains in tents. So one night, I decided to "leave my mark" in Africa. I must say, it was exhilarating to do it out on the open plains with lions and zebra running around – and, what a great orgasm!
- age 15, Texas
I had heard of masturbation before but had never tried it. So I went to the library and found a book on the subject. I sat in one of the chairs and covered my lap with the book. As I started reading, I began to feel myself. It felt wonderful when I finished. After that, I checked out the book so I could read it in a more private place.
- age 14, North Dakota (female)
I masturbated on the roof of a synagogue. I had gotten bored during the services and snuck up onto the roof. I found a nice, secluded corner away from the door and started going at it. I had a great view of the hills, buildings, and the Hollywood sign. It's a good thing there were no other tall buildings around!
- age 19, California
After playing basketball with some friends, I went into the sauna at my health club and sat there naked and sweating for 10 minutes. Two guys who had played joined me. I became so excited that I stayed when they went to shower, and I masturbated alone right there in the sauna. Luckily, no one came in while I was busy. But, that wasn't enough. When I got home, I was ready to go again!
- age 16, Massachusetts
I have masturbated a few times in a park near where I live. The feeling is fantastic, being outdoors, and I guess there's the thrill that someone could see you. One time an older couple almost did see me, but I managed to cover up before they could see anything. It was a few weeks before I went back to that park, though. I was too embarrassed.
- age 21, Australia
It was in a rubber dinghy in the middle of a lake. I was horny and needed relief, so I took out my penis and masturbated right there. I was lying down, so I don't think anyone saw me. Being out on the water, in the fresh air, felt really great.
- age 15, Canada
Two weeks ago, I was skiing in France. There was little snow, with hardly anyone on the slopes and the lifts. Halfway up, the lift stopped and it took a very long time to start again. I had a dare with myself and masturbated 30 meters above the slopes. I don't know if anyone could have seen me from that particular position, but being exposed gave the experience a real added sensation.
- age 18, Belgium
I live right beside a cemetery. During the summer, I go outside and masturbate there.
- age 16, Canada
At age 14, I spent a week as a Senate page at the state capital. One evening while discussing masturbation with my roommate, I discovered he was not sure what I was talking about, so I found myself compelled to demonstrate. I did so out the hotel window (14th floor) at 1 a.m. and watched the semen hit the sidewalk. The streets were empty, so I am sure nobody saw me.
- age 41, Alabama
The most public place would have been the locker rooms at the YMCA. I had been working out and got so turned on that I went to the locker rooms and had a wonderful session. It was so exciting when another woman walked in and saw me – it gave me even more of a rush.
- age 15, Texas (female)
I masturbated on my school bus on the way home from school. I sat in the middle of the bus, which was still half full. I placed my backpack next to me to block other people from seeing, and I started stroking under my pants. I ejaculated into a tissue and then threw it away when I got off the bus.
- age 16, New York
When I was 14 or 15, I was in the youth choir at our church. On Sunday mornings we had to wear these very large robes as we sat in the choir loft behind where the minister delivered his sermon. The sleeves on the robes were large enough that I could easily pull my arms inside the robe. Quite often, I would do this during the pastor's sermon, slowly unzip my pants, and pull out my penis. I would start to stroke slowly until I was very hard. I never actually had an ejaculation – I was too afraid that I'd make a mess or that someone would figure out what I was doing! But it sure did feel good.
- age 37, Maryland