Traveling across the country, we stopped by a huge reservoir in an Oklahoma state park. At dawn, I strode alone out of our pop-up camper and went a hundred yards or so to the lake's edge. The atmosphere was balmy and breezy in the soft grays, pinks, and purples of early morning. I then took my penis in hand and masturbated to a tremendous orgasm, feeling one with nature.
- age 64, Pennsylvania
This Week's Wackiest Response:
I masturbate outside all the time. I always go outside, masturbate on my horses, and rub on them while I ride them. It feels really good.
- age 15, Wyoming (female)
I just love to masturbate outdoors. I often go skinny-dipping with my friends at night in the sea, and I can't help but masturbate in the water with the waves playing against my body and the current arousing me. I often do it outside when we go camping, too, and even in the pool at home when everybody is asleep. Being outside really is a lot better than doing it inside – maybe because there's always the chance that someone may see what you are doing.
- age 19, South Africa
One time on a hunting trip, I was sitting in a stand and got the urge to masturbate. I undid my pants and started to stroke with a backwards left-hand grip (my preferred way, although I am right-handed). I finally ejaculated and just then heard the truck coming that was to pick me up. So, I did something I will never do again – I licked the semen off my hand. It tasted terrible! That was a great experience (except for the taste).
- age 14, South Carolina
My most memorable times masturbating outdoors: (1) When swimming in the sea wearing a facemask. It was cool to see my semen being released underwater, causing many flakes in the water. (2) On a small island. I surfed to it, and once there, started to masturbate in the hot sun on the warm sand. It was exciting, since I did not know whether other people were on the island. (3) On the balcony of a Los Angeles hotel. No one could see me I could see many people below me.
- age 33, Netherlands
One day I was feeling quite horny and had a strange desire to masturbate outdoors. So when my parents left for work, I took off my clothes and headed to the backyard completely naked. I stood out there and started to masturbate. After a few minutes, I had an intense orgasm. Then I went back into the house. Whether any of my neighbors saw me pleasing myself that day remains an exciting mystery. It was one of my best orgasms ever.
- age 18, Panama
My best memory of masturbating outdoors is with my best friend in a rowboat. We were in the middle of the lake, and I commented about ejaculating over the side. He dared me to do it, so I did.
- age 16, Florida
This past week during all the snow we had in the Northeast, I went out to the woods behind my house, chugged a beer, and began to masturbate, looking up at the falling snow and the woods all around me. It was brilliant.
- age 20, Massachusetts
I used to deliver the morning newspaper. One morning, I was particularly aroused. So I undid my fly, pulled out my penis, and masturbated in this person's driveway at 6 AM. I don't think anyone saw me, but if they did, they got one heck of a show.
- age 26, Pennsylvania
There is a bush track near me. I like to walk up there, pull out my penis, and go for it. I really like the feeling of masturbating there and much prefer it to masturbating indoors. I was almost discovered a couple of times, but I put my penis back in my pants before they got too close.
- age 20, Australia
I've masturbated outside 10 or 15 times. I just started doing this last summer, when I started to sun naked. One day, I began to get an erection and started to masturbate. My orgasm was so intense! I think it felt so good because I could feel the hot sun all over my body. That made me sweat; plus, the suntan oil helped as a lube. It was exciting to know people were right on the other side of the fence.
- age 21, California
When I was a teenager, I used to masturbate with a friend. One freezing winter night, there was a full moon and lots of snow on the ground. We exposed our erections to the frigid air and stroked each other, hoping that no neighbors would see. When our semen hit the snow, we could see steam rise in the moonlight. Recently on a beach in Hawaii, I felt the urge, so I sat on a log and covered my lap with my towel. I freed my penis and masturbated slowly while folks walked by, oblivious to my actions. My semen pooled on the surface of the sand, so I covered it before I left. On a cool, misty day here in Oregon, I was walking on the coast and felt the desire, so I slipped my arm out of the sleeve of my winter coat and stroked as I walked. The empty sleeve looked as if my arm was still inside. When I was ready to ejaculate I faced the ocean, unzipped my coat, and shot into the surf just inches from my feet. All of these experiences were exhilarating due to the uniqueness of the situations, the desire to hide my deeds, and the feel of the weather on my genitals.
- age 40, Oregon
I love to masturbate outdoors and do so often in warm weather. When I was 7 or 8, I used to run around in the woods naked, enjoying the feeling of being free. When I started masturbating at age 10, I found that the best was to lie in the sun in a clearing. When no one is home, I like to do it lying in a chair by the pool. My most memorable time was last summer. My best friend came over unexpectedly and found me stroking by the pool. I was embarrassed until he asked if he could join me. I readily agreed, so he took another lounge chair and we lay there in the sun, masturbating together. That was exciting. We have done it together several times since.
- age 15, West Virginia
When I started masturbating outdoors as a teenager, I felt erotic and a bit naughty! Plus, I found that the possibility of being seen heightened my orgasms. Now, I enjoy the feeling of freedom that masturbating outdoors affords me. The feel of the sun and breeze on my body is so liberating. The orgasms are much more intense than the ones I have when I masturbate indoors.
- age 41, California (female)
Being a farm boy, I had many opportunities to masturbate in the barn and fields. It was especially urgent for me to get relief after breeding the cows, because that was so arousing to me. One of my most memorable experiences happened when I was dove hunting one day. It was early in the season, the weather was warm, but the dove weren't flying. As I sat at my stand, I noticed a bull servicing a cow. He had done the trick three times and his penis hung loosely from its sheath. I got horny as hell, so I pulled out my penis and started whacking away. I had just finished when my hunting companion walked up. He almost discovered me.
- age 67, North Carolina
When I was 13, I masturbated many times at Girl Scout camp one week. Once at night, sitting around the campfire, I fingered myself under the picnic table.
- age 21, Maryland (female)
When I was a teenager I used to hunt rabbits with my .22 rifle, and like *all* teenagers, I was horny all the time. Once, as I was walking along a beach on the Murray River, the urge just got too strong. I dropped my shorts, lay on the sand, and masturbated. After I recovered and stood up, I noticed that a fisherman was on the opposite bank not 50 yards from me. He could not possibly have missed what took place. Another time I came across a deserted old farmhouse. I sat in what had been the main bedroom, masturbating with my back to the wall, facing where the bed would have been, and imagining the activities that must have occurred there over the years. And once I just leaned against a tree, dropped my shorts, and did the deed in front of a couple of sheep that took no notice at all of my frantic activity. A few times, I have been out walking and have done the deed on the track while sitting on a stump or rock.
- age 62, Australia.
I masturbate outdoors all the time – it's the best way to masturbate. I love to drive out to the country and walk away from my car completely naked. It's risky, but that's the best part. I love to lie on the ground out in the open, completely naked. It's the best orgasm ever.
- age 17, North Carolina
I was about 20 and working in the far north for the summer. I had not masturbated for about two weeks, as I shared a large tent with three other guys. One day I was out working by myself. It was a warm, sunny day, with just enough wind so the bugs were not too bad. I was overwhelmed by a huge need, so I lay back on a moss-covered rocky outcrop and dropped my pants. In less than 20 strokes, there was an absolute gusher of semen. I have never ejaculated so much in my life. I had to go for a swim later to get cleaned up.
- age 41, Canada
Wow! I think it would be impossible for me to masturbate outdoors, unless I brought a pillow and blankets. It probably wouldn't be too much fun.
- age 15, Indiana
I have masturbated outdoors only a few times, most of them when I was a teenager. I remember pulling out my penis and doing it quickly in my grandmother's yard. I also recall working on a project for Boy Scouts that involved cleaning up an empty lot. During the project, I took a break and masturbated lying down in the middle of the field. The only time I've masturbated outdoors in the last decade or so was once when I was house-sitting for my mother and I did a little nude sunbathing, which culminated in masturbation. All of these sessions were enjoyable, but they've been too few and much too far between. I wish I had had more opportunities to masturbate outdoors, but since I live in a city, it's difficult to find completely private places where I can get naked and enjoy myself without worrying about being seen.
- age 44, Tennessee
I once masturbated between two bushes in our front yard. Another time, I did it on the patio in our back yard while the neighbor's daughter was having a party. I liked the feeling of masturbating while a group of perhaps 50 kids were about 50 feet away and I could hear them talking and stuff. That was cool!
- age 13, Minnesota
I try to masturbate outdoors whenever possible because it feels so exciting. Near my home is a big forest where I ride my bike. Often, I ride naked – of course, in a remote part, where I am unlikely to be discovered. I masturbate on my bike. Other times I swim naked in some small lakes in this forest. These swims also end in masturbation. And I like to do it in our garden on a summer evening, because it is risky and then my orgasm is so intense. I once tried to lie naked in the snow and masturbate. It was incredible – perhaps my best session ever – although just a little bit cold. But still, it was very cool!
- age 22, Hungary
The best thing about camping out is masturbating. I camp out in the Pine Barrens every summer and I love to wake up and walk out naked in the warm sun and masturbate in the open air. I love to see my semen shoot out into the sunlight. It sparkles when the light hits it. Then I go wash in the creek. My buds do the same; it is so much fun when you can just do it. We also masturbate around the campfire.
- age 16, New Jersey
When I go walking in early morning before daylight, I sometimes enter a nearby park, which is deserted at that hour. After removing my T-shirt, jeans, and tighty-whiteys, I sprawl in one of the wicker lounge chairs and bring myself to a thundering orgasm. It's especially exciting if there is a breeze. Overall, I have to say outdoor masturbation is far more satisfying than masturbating indoors. So far, I have not been discovered.
- age 79, Florida
"The neighbor's dog watched me the entire time."
I have masturbated outside only once, but it was great. I climbed a tree in my back yard one day and felt the urge, so I pulled down my pants and just started going at it. What made it more exciting, I think, is that the neighbor's dog watched me the entire time.
- age 15, Florida
My family goes to the shore every summer. The past few years my favorite thing to do has been to walk down to the beach at night and masturbate by the ocean. The cool sand and the sound of the waves stimulates an unbelievable orgasm – unlike anything that can be experienced indoors!
- age 18, New Jersey
My friend and I were looking for a new thrill, so we decided to masturbate each other outdoors on his screened porch in broad daylight. We got naked and just went for it. I did him first. I can't speak for him, but being masturbated by someone else with the fear of being discovered is so amazing! You want to sit back and enjoy it, but at any moment, someone might see you. But then I just sat back and let it flow. Afterwards, we both just lay there and couldn't believe we had gotten away with it. We are still looking for new thrills!
- age 14, Pennsylvania
I worked on a local farm during the summer for most of my teenage years. It quickly became boring to drive the tractor alone, going in circles for hours on end, when I was cutting or harvesting hay. However, it was a great way to get a tan. Being alone, I started stripping and driving the tractor in the nude, enjoying the way the wind would blow on my penis and testicles. I soon found that it was easy to masturbate while driving like this and had some amazing masturbation sessions. I loved the hot days when the strong wind would tease my testicles. Thinking about it makes me long for a warm, windy summer day.
- age 22, Ontario, Canada
When I masturbated outdoors, it was weird. I felt like all the neighbors were watching.
- age 14, Iowa
If I have a fetish, it is this: I get intensely excited at the idea of being barefoot outdoors. I can't help but think about getting naked and aroused, and then masturbating in the woods. Over the past 9 years I've masturbated outdoors probably a dozen times. Once I rode my bike far away from my house and found a convenient path into the woods far enough away from other subdivisions to feel safe. Then I took off all my clothes but my shoes, piled them onto my bike, and took off on foot. I pretended I was a boy in a time before civilization who, like myself, sneaked away from his tribe to "take care of pressing business."
- age 23, Louisiana
I live in a rural area, so I have more privacy then most townies. I masturbate outdoors regularly – not so much for the thrill, but just because it is there. The smells of nature, the sounds of the birds, and the gentle breeze all make the session more fulfilling. I guess I'm a bit of an exhibitionist, so I don't think twice about going around naked and wanking anywhere I find a bit of privacy. There isn't much difference privacy-wise from when you were a teenager and parked up on the bluff (or wherever) and lost your virginity (it seems to be a common story, at least in my parts). A car is more conspicuous than a secluded piece of bush. On a hot night, the bush is far more comfortable, too! There are no consoles or seat-belt buckles – just sticks and rocks, which you can usually move away.
- age 25, Australia
An awesome girl lives a couple of blocks away from my house. She turns me on every time she drives past on her scooter. Last summer holidays, I was outside when she drove by, I got turned on, and so I followed her to her house and hid in some bushes nearby. She came outside again with some of her girl friends and started talking with them. I had the time to masturbate, which I did, and it felt great. I've never done it outside since.
- age 16, The Netherlands
Last summer I met this girl from the local community college. On our first date, we parked behind a large warehouse in a huge field to talk and just get some quiet time away from the city. One thing led to another, and soon she was masturbating in the back of my truck. After that, I told her I wanted her to watch me do the same. It was great to just lie back, look at the stars on a warm night, with her looking right at me, and masturbate to a wonderful orgasm. I have never had an orgasm so powerful.
- age 24, Texas
I like to masturbate on a sunny day out on my deck. Being outside makes it much more exciting. My fantasy is to have a bunch of my husband's friends in the house spying on me. Then I discover them and make them come outside, line up, and masturbate while I watch.
- age 40, Connecticut (female)
I have masturbated outdoors only once. One night last summer, a friend and I camped out in our back yard. We were lying there in the darkness and talking when I noticed he was moving around. I asked him what he was doing, and he said he was masturbating. I started to masturbate, too. It was one of the best orgasms I ever had.
- age 15, Tennessee
I've masturbated many times outdoors in the warm weather: in the woods or at the beach during the day, and in my backyard or some secluded place at night. The feeling is awesome, with a slight breeze blowing over your body. There's always a chance of being seen. My best experiences are when I undress in the woods, put my clothes in my backpack, and walk the trails naked or in skimpy underwear – sometimes alone and sometimes with a couple of friends. When I finally get into the mood, I simply lube up and go at it.
- age 19, Ohio
I masturbate outdoors almost weekly. The thought of being watched almost doubles my pleasure. My most memorable time was when I heard my neighbor leave her garage and start down the alley. She stopped outside my fence, and although I can't prove it, I know she watched me. My orgasm was intense. Just as I finished, she drove away. She has never mentioned a word about it.
- age 53, Texas
I have never masturbated outdoors. The thought has never even occurred to me. The idea of doing it makes me feel too exposed and vulnerable. I would constantly be afraid of being seen.
- age 14, Canada
Although I've masturbated outdoors a few times, I don't really enjoy it. I don't mind being naked outdoors, but for some reason it's hard to let go, get an erection, relax, and just play. Maybe it's because I feel smaller outdoors.
- age 49, New Mexico
I've been masturbating only for 6 or 7 months, so I am not very experienced. I'm also from a very strict, conservative family that doesn't ever talk about sex. Normally, the thought of masturbating anywhere but the privacy of my own room wouldn't even cross my mind. But about 3 weeks ago, I tagged along on a date with my best friend and this guy who asked her out. We went to the movies and returned to her house. Since her parents were out late, we went into the hot tub. My friend and her date started to make out in the tub, but then they got out and went to the living room to continue making out. I could still see everything they were doing, but I don't think they could see me. They took off their suits and started to get hot and heavy. He was the first guy I had ever seen naked, so it was totally exciting. The hot tub's jet bubbles felt good against my suit, so I decided to press my butt against one of the jets as I watched them. I must have had 6 awesome orgasms before they got dressed and came back into the tub. I hope I can do it again soon.
- age 13, California (female)
On a moonlit desert near my southwestern city when I was 16, I would masturbate often – alone and with friends. Most memorable was when a friend and I masturbated each other at the same time, sitting in soft sand still warm from the day's heat. We must have read each other's signals, because we ejaculated at the same time. Just then, we were startled by beams of car lights swinging around and *quite* close by (we could hear the springs squeak as the car rolled along the bumpy road). Panic set in because we were totally naked except for shoes, away from our clothes, and didn't know where the vehicle was coming from or where it was going. The nice warm sand we had found to sit in turned out to be in the middle of a desert road! Just as the car drove around another nearby dune and caught us briefly in its headlights, we scampered behind a sand dune. From then on, my friend wanted to stay inside whenever we got together.
- age 59, New Jersey
Every summer since I was 14, some friends and I have gone backpacking in the High Sierra. We've had lots of "shooting" contests for distance, accuracy, and number of shots in one orgasm. We've done it in our backyards, too; but for some reason, its more fun up in the mountains – especially above timberline. When there are no trees around, I'm surrounded for 20 miles with snow-capped mountains, and I'm out there masturbating – I can't describe how good it feels! I can yell or scream when I ejaculate, and it's just so cool. Masturbating anywhere is fun; I just like the feel of the warm sun on my penis and testicles. The scenery at that altitude makes it just that much better. I learned the hard way, though – if I'm going to have my shorts off at that altitude, I've got to use sunscreen everywhere. Three years ago, I sunburned my scrotum, and that hurt.
- age 18, California
Some people probably masturbate outdoors because they like the risk of being discovered. For me it has always been a way of finding complete privacy (with some exceptions). These occasions come to mind: while driving a tractor plowing a field; before/during/after skinny-dipping in a stream in the woods; while deer hunting (in freezing cold weather); while on a break from cutting wood; while playing capture the flag; while in a tent; and while sitting around a campfire. I'm sure there are more that don't come to mind right now.
- age 24, New Jersey
I went to the Indy 500 several years ago. It started to rain, so I put on a poncho. The poncho was extremely large, so I could pull my arms inside the poncho and masturbate in front of thousands of people. It was a great experience.
- age 42, Ohio
About 7 years ago, when I was on vacation with my family, I masturbated outdoors a couple of times because there wasn't any privacy inside the small house we had rented. It was a weird experience. I always feared somebody might sneak up on me, and one time I was scared to death by a small animal (I don't know what it was) that started to roam around in a bush close to me just as I was about to ejaculate. Call that a sudden interruption!
- age 24, Germany
I remember two early experiences. The better one was on a beach in the dead of night. I stripped and tugged away in almost absolute darkness, with the roar of the waves just a little way off – the ghostly green fluorescence of the breakers, the gentle feel of a sea breeze over my naked skin, and my very satisfactory masturbation, orgasm, and ejaculation. Another time, I was out in the middle of a shallow lagoon in broad daylight and was able to take out my penis (underwater) and masturbate to ejaculation in full view of anyone around. Other occasions have been in indigenous bush, in the garden, and off the high balcony of our house at night.
- age 49, South Africa