I often masturbate while on the toilet. It's a favorite place of privacy for me and my friends. Our parents must think we're really constipated or something when we've gone for an hour or so!
- age 16, Scotland
I constantly fantasize about covertly watching females masturbate. This has been the focus of my fantasies for as long as I have been masturbating — 19 years! I will not break any laws or endanger myself in any other way to satisfy this fantasy, but I still have that undying desire to be invisible, to follow beautiful young women home after school or work, and to watch them undress, bathe, primp, and (of course!) masturbate. Being invisible, I too would join in the solo pleasures. I am especially turned on by the notion of observing sexually naive females experience their first self-induced orgasms.
- age 31, Florida
I've masturbated with many different fruits and vegetables, and when I am finished with them I put them back, because it turns me on to watch unknowing people eat them.
- age 17, California (female)
I love to taste my "pre-cum" as I'm stroking my penis. It tastes really salty, and just tasting it turns me on. I've always wanted to taste my semen, too, but I usually lose the nerve after I ejaculate.
- age 20, Kentucky
I never do this anymore, but for the first few years when I was masturbating I would use my own urine as a lube. The thought disgusts me now.
- age 15, Canada
One thing I like to do is shave myself before I masturbate. The feel of a smooth penis is such a turn-on. But I don't let anyone see me shaved, or tell anyone about it.
- age 21, Ohio
I enjoy ejaculating into my own mouth and eating it. I am not gay, but this somehow really adds to the experience.
- age 16, Connecticut
You confess sins, you share sexual experiences!
- age 35, United Kingdom (female)
I would never tell anyone the exact location of my favorite place to masturbate — a secluded beach where I can enjoy myself for hours without anyone bugging me.
- age 19, Hawaii
I know this is kind of nasty and odd, but I once masturbated in my parents' bedroom while I was sitting on their bed.
- age 17, Nebraska
I have a wish to masturbate with another person. Gender doesn't really matter. I have wished this for some time, but I can't get enough courage to ask someone. Otherwise I have no special secrets, because I am not so innovative and I use all known methods that bring me to orgasm.
- age 15, Slovenia
One secret is that I absolutely must masturbate at least four times every day. I just can't make it without that. And I like to save my semen in an old lotion bottle. I don't know why — just because.
- age 16, Missouri
I've been masturbating since I was 13, usually using my fingers. However, I recently found something to use as a dildo — a dog's chew toy. I found one that's the right size and shape, and it feels great when I use it. The best part is when I buy one nobody looks at me strangely!
- age 15, Pennsylvania (female)
Although I consider myself straight, the sight of the male penis gets me more excited than a picture of a naked female. This goes especially for masturbating. I can get off better and quicker when I use male pictures and stories.
- age 28, New York
I sometimes like to find a penis-shaped object to lie on while I masturbate. (I am straight.)
- age 14, Arizona
I confess that I can suck my own penis. I have told only one of my friends before.
- age 16, Nevada
Since junior high, every time I have changed schools or jobs, the only way I could feel the change was "official" was to masturbate in the bathroom.
- age 23, New York
Occasionally I talk dirty to myself while reading masturbation stories. I've always had a hard time trying to keep my parents from finding them.
- age 15, California
Before my best friend and I go out on dates with our girlfriends we masturbate together watching movies. We've been doing this for years. It makes us last longer when we get together with girls later on in the evening. They always praise us for lasting so long with them.
- age 24, Arkansas
I've masturbated in all my family's beds. One sister, two brothers, and my parents. When they're away I get in under the covers and masturbate.
- age 14, Texas
I often fantasize about seeing my best friend masturbate and of me masturbating him. I've never seen him do it — I've never even seen him with an erection — but I would love to play with him sometime. He is very good-looking and has a great-looking penis. It's weird; I am straight, and I have never been turned on at the thought of male sex, so it's not a gay thing. It's just a fantasy I have. I would never tell him or anyone else, though.
- age 22, South Africa
As gross as it sounds, I like masturbating while smelling my briefs. It's really erotic, and I know there are other people out there like me so it's not too bad.
- age 17, Washington
I normally don't smoke, but after I have an orgasm I always need a cigarette. I don't know why, but I do. When my parents are home it's tough, because if they catch me smoking I'll be in trouble. When I spend the night at my friend's house, we usually watch videos and masturbate together, but after my orgasm I don't have a cigarette because he doesn't smoke. I am also turned on by girls who smoke, but I would never date a girl who smokes.
- age 15, Missouri
I enjoy masturbating in the bathtub on my stomach, pumping my penis on the wet, soapy tiles. It slides well and feels great.
- age 13, California
I love to masturbate at work after everyone leaves. The whole idea of being caught and doing something I am not supposed to do is highly erotic.
- age 31, Tennessee
Sometimes I masturbate on the kitchen counter-top, in the family minivan, and even (if I am really excited) on the roof of my house. The hot sun and fear of being seen makes it even better!
- age 15, New Jersey
I find it very stimulating for my wife, without preamble or warning, to tell me I should go into the bedroom or bathroom and masturbate. She often "checks up" on me to make sure I am at it. If I am in the bedroom and it's nighttime, she sometimes turns on the light and stands there while I do it, encouraging me with comments on my technique, etc.
- age 52, Missouri
I really don't have any secrets, but for some reason when I masturbate I always have to have my legs wide open so my testicles are visible. For some reason, I find some pleasure in that.
- age 17, Washington
I know this might sound a little weird, but I hope I'm not the only one out there who does this: I take a pair of panties I've stolen from someone (most likely my friend's sister) and use them to masturbate in, or wear around to get me horny. It gives me a great feeling. I'm definitely not gay or anything — I just love the feeling.
- age 15, Missouri
When I masturbate I like to read gay fiction. I find this fun to do, even though I am not gay — but for some reason it really turns me on.
- age 31, Massachusetts
I feel really weird just coming out and saying this, but about eight times I have masturbated while thinking of my grandmother. It was weird, but I ejaculated a lot and it felt good. I would never really have sex with my grandmother, but thinking of her was a turn-on to me.
- age 15, Maryland
I clean up my ejaculatory "mess" with a sock, and then I hide it in my TV stand so my mother or brother can't find it. Also, I always masturbate to the "Real Sex" shows on HBO.
- age 16, Pennsylvania
I once stole a condom from my dad's drawer and masturbated with it. His drawer had so much stuff in it I don't think he ever noticed it missing.
- age 21, Minnesota
My only confession is I masturbate *every* night. I lie on my bed, often just pulling off my shorts, pushing the blankets down to my feet, and going at it. The whole time, my younger brother is in the bed across from mine, separated only by a curtain dividing the room. I often wonder if knows what I'm doing — God, I hope not!
- age 17, Canada
I'm embarrassed to admit I have a foot fetish. I frequently think of celebrities or friends barefoot when I masturbate.
- age 16, Michigan
I can only get off if I think someone is going to catch me, especially my mom.
- age 15, New York (female)
I once masturbated my younger brother while he was sleeping. He was 14 and I was 16. He was in bed naked, and I just couldn't resist. He didn't ejaculate, but I'm sure he had sweet dreams. Later on I realized that I shouldn't have done it. We have never masturbated together, something I regret very much.
- age 20, Holland
I once masturbated in the school bathroom. It was sort of funny — there was some writing on the stall that said " I masturbated in here" and so I added "me too" under it.
- age 16, Minnesota
I guess I would have to say that since I am uncircumcised, anything about circumcision really turns me on, and I always think about women and foreskins when I masturbate.
- age 18, California
It takes me under two minutes to masturbate. Is this at all normal? That's the only masturbation "secret" I can think of.
- age 15, Oklahoma
I was riding on my boyfriend's Harley once and became very aroused at the vibrations of the engine, so I had an orgasm while riding right behind him, but I didn't want to tell him. It was kind of embarrassing, but it was the best orgasm I ever had!
- age 22, New York (female)
I masturbated in a log cabin during a vacation when I was 15. I just ejaculated onto the wall next to my bed and left it there.
- age 16, Indiana
Many times I've masturbated "like a girl" in the shower. I've hidden my penis between my legs, squeezed my embarrassingly plump breasts, pretended I was a female having sex standing up with a male, and ejaculated "backward."
- age 15, Canada
I kept meticulous records of my masturbation frequency for about eight years. I just started again recently — the record keeping, that is! I think I tapered off a bit in frequency while I was keeping count because I didn't want to have such a large monthly tally.
- age 31, Wisconsin
I can suck my own penis. It sounds pretty weird, but it's true. I am extremely flexible and have a 7-inch penis, so I guess that helps.
- age 15, Ohio
I have always thought about what it would be like to masturbate with an older man. I am married and not gay. I don't think anything but self-pleasure would take place, but I have thought about it. I have read in so many other responses that other men have had masturbation sessions with their friends; I missed out on this, so maybe that's why I have thought about it. Now you know.
- age 36, California
I like to use an ice cube all over my body while thinking of erotic images, sometimes lesbians. Then I stick the cube into myself and wait while it melts, all the while gratifying myself.
- age 17, New York (female)
There is a beautiful woman who walks around my apartment building every afternoon. I'm always looking out my window at her and going at it. I know I'm a pervert, but I don't give a you-know-what.
- age 23, Texas
I enjoy masturbating with animal fat. I rub my hands on hot dogs and they get oily. Then I masturbate. I also try to sweat as much as possible — it's a good workout.
- age 19, Toronto
When I masturbate I almost always fantasize about guys — but as soon as I ejaculate, I'm kind of repulsed by the idea of gay sex, and for the rest of the day I'm straight. It's weird.
- age 15, Virginia
When I was very young I masturbated by getting naked and humping a few pillows. That was the first way I knew how. Getting older necessitated the typical hand method, as I had less time, and it became a messier affair. But every once in a while, I'll do it the original way for old time's sake, regardless of how stupid I must look doing it. I generally don't talk about that.
- age 24, Florida
I like to get totally naked when my parents aren't home, go into the kitchen, and stand right there while I masturbate. Sometimes I like to put honey on my penis.
- age 16, New York
I once put my legs behind my head so my penis was right over my head and ejaculated into my mouth. It didn't taste that good.
- age 15, Rhode Island
I'll confess that I masturbate every time I read the responses to the JackinWorld Question of the Week. I bet I'm not the only one!
- age 20, North Dakota