DO YOU HAVE ANY MASTURBATION-RELATED SECRETS? (second round)

As long as we live in the society that we do, we ALL have masturbation-related secrets. We cannot be open about it because so many have rather ridiculous views on the subject. I'm considered a senior citizen and expected to sit quietly and be sexless. I do not share my everyday masturbation with anyone, because most would think it dirty and weird. I guess it's not supposed to feel good when taking a shower to get all lathered up? I guess it's not supposed to be relaxing and enjoyable to have a nice, long session with myself? Yes, I have secrets about my masturbation — but not because I'm ashamed of it. I keep it private because society is so far behind in their thinking.
- age 67, Texas

I masturbate in my English class while I look at another guy. He sits in a way that I can see when he gets an erection, and it drives me crazy. Yesterday when I ejaculated, I groaned a little, and the teacher asked if I was all right — and he looked right at me and grinned. I think he knew what I was doing, but I am not sure. I don't know what I would do if he did, but it is so erotic to do it.
- age 14, Ohio

Not anymore. I've splooged them all onto your site after answering the many Questions of the Week that encourage the revealing of secrets — questions like, "Where was the most unlikely place place you've ever masturbated?" I'm all emptied out.
- age 37, New York

I've been borrowing my mom's vibrator for almost a year now. She has no idea (I think). But the feelings I can get from the vibrations are truly amazing! I just wish I was old enough to buy my own.
- age 17, Colorado (female)

During a boring movie, I masturbated to orgasm while sitting between two friends who had no idea what I was doing.
- age 20, Idaho

I save my semen in scientific beakers that I stole. When I have enough, I like to boil it up and smell the aromas.
- age 15, New Jersey

I have masturbated my 18-year-old brother. And I have masturbated while watching my roommate masturbate, without him knowing.
- age 22, British Columbia, Canada

When I was 11, I used to take off my underwear, lie done on our lounge, and rub my penis on the inside of my pants. I would do this to orgasm. I could even do it when other people were in the room and just say I was scratching myself. However, I had to stop when I began to ejaculate too much because it became visible.
- age 15, Australia

I masturbate quietly while my wife sleeps next to me. She has caught me masturbating in the bathroom before and didn't much like it. She would have a fit if she knew. She is my second wife and about to be my ex-wife.
- age 54, Illinois

I guess one of my biggest secrets would be the stuff I think about while masturbating — the usual "having a big penis" or "being incredibly big and muscular" stuff, but I also have a bestiality fetish. The best visualization for me is being a hella-buff werewolf with a huge penis.
- age 16, Hawaii

Masturbation is secretive in and of itself. But even if my friends and family were to know that I do the deed, I still wouldn't want them to know what objects I use to help me masturbate. I like to wear condoms because they feel tight around my penis. I guess I would be embarrassed to have someone learn that I use them for something other than intercourse.
- age 22, Missouri

Although I have been too embarrassed to tell any of my school friends, my best masturbation session was immediately after I had cut off nearly all my pubic hair. Although I'd had that hair for only a few months, seeing myself in the mirror cutting it off and then masturbating with no hair was very exciting. However, I then had an anxious wait over the 7-week summer holidays to see if my hair would grow back sufficiently before I would be seen naked again in the school showers. Luckily, I just about made it. Only one of my friends said that he thought I had more hair than I actually did. Still, he never suspected what I had been up to!
- age 14, Belgium

When I was 13, I awoke one morning to find the bunk bed above me shaking. It was my 16-year-old brother humping the bed! I had just entered puberty and discovered masturbating to orgasm. I got so horny that I was desperate to masturbate. But I was too afraid to let on that I knew *his* secret or to be caught masturbating myself, so I waited until he finished and got up. He was naked, and still aroused, which made me even hornier. As soon as he left, I jumped up on his bed and masturbated right where he had been, leaving my tiny spot on top of his. I was so proud of my new manly abilities, and he never found out. I also felt so relieved to know that I wasn't the only masturbator in the house.
- age 39, Washington

Sometimes I watch my friends in the bathroom and then sneak off and masturbate while thinking about what I have just seen.
- age 15, West Virginia

When I was about 12, we had my sister's friends as guests for a few days. They were 16 at the time. I set up a camera to take shots of them while they got changed, and then I used these and a pair of stolen panties to help me climax.
- age 25, United Kingdom

A couple of months ago, I was discovering myself sexually and wondered what anal stimulation would be like. I had heard people say it is a good sensation, so I tried it. I used a candle, the only thing I could find. I lubed it up and it was okay — a little bit painful, but I found that my erection got bigger and that my orgasm was increased in every way.
- age 15, Australia

I like masturbation better than sex with my wife.
- age 61, Texas

In January 2002, I stayed in my college dorms for the last half of Christmas break. Just about everyone else was home. One night I heard a guy and a girl having sex in the room above mine. She was kind of loud. So I went upstairs to hear a little better. I sat next to their door and masturbated into a tissue I had brought with me.
- age 19, Iowa

When I first started to masturbate, I would go to a nearby cemetery where there were some tombstones that were about 3 feet high and round on top. I would straddle them and "feel" myself off. Of course, I did this around dusk while "out riding my bicycle," so no one would see me.
- age 55, Kentucky

When I was a freshman, a friend and I masturbated in algebra class. No one saw us, though. It was in the middle of a discussion, and the lights were off so that we could watch TV while the teacher was busy blabbing away. She wasn't paying any attention to us. I sat in the back of the room with my friend, and we fondled each other and then masturbated ourselves for about 30 minutes. However, we had to wait until after school before we could finally ejaculate. I could hardly wait!
- age 16, Missouri

I let my imagination and fantasies run wild when I masturbate. Inasmuch as I haven't acted on or revealed them to anyone else, they remain secret. Interestingly, when I have an opportunity for anonymous phone sex, I let it all hang out. I still consider them secrets, though. My secret fantasies about light bondage and domination induce quite intense orgasms, and these secret fantasies are a special part of my sex life. Likewise, I have masturbated thinking about some hot guy I have seen at the gym. But I would never reveal this to anyone; they are my masturbation secrets.
- age 46, Georgia

I've masturbated with about 10 of my friends, and none of them knows I've done it with another one.
- age 15, Kentucky (female)

First, I masturbate at least once a day, often twice. My wife thinks I do it only occasionally. Second, I masturbated with many of my friends and two cousins when I was a kid. I loved it then, and I still think back to those escapades when I masturbate today.
- age 54, West Virginia

One of my masturbation secrets is that I have done it in every single room of my house. Another is that I have done it in every bathroom on my school campus. Third, I have done it in every performing arts building on campus. What can I say? I have been masturbating since before 6th grade, and I enjoy it — a lot!
- age 15, Florida

I have a panty fetish. Over the years I have masturbated with a lot of panties that belonged to friends, relatives, and coworkers. I find it a huge turn-on that they have no idea I have been "intimate" with their panties and bras. This includes my sister, cousin, neighbors, babysitters, and my wife's girlfriends.
- age 32, Connecticut

At age 11, when I started ejaculating, I used to smear my semen over my pubic area. I thought it would help hair to grow there.
- age 51, South Africa

In our house, we have hairbrushes with long handles and rounded ends. One day I decided to use one of these as a dildo. I had one *amazing* orgasm thanks to the anal stimulation. Now I do this at least 3 times a week with a different brush. The trouble is that my family uses these brushes to comb their hair and they are none the wiser! It's sick, I know, but what's a guy to do?
- age 16, Wales

Once, when I was 17, I was staying at my cousin's house and sleeping in his room while he was away. I woke up one morning with an erection and started rubbing my bulge through my underwear. I suddenly thought, Why don't I do it in a pair of my cousin's briefs? So I did. I got a pair from his underwear drawer, took off my own briefs, and put on his. I then masturbated "Drummer Boy"-style and ejaculated in his briefs. It was such a turn-on. Afterwards, when the semen had dried, I just put his briefs back into the bottom of his drawer. Sorry, cuz!
- age 30, United Kingdom

I know it was kind of wrong, but once I was caring for my friend's house while they were away. I snuck into his sister's room and masturbated with her panties. I didn't really "like" her, but it was just something I hadn't done, and it was great.
- age 14, Florida

I have some beads that I insert into my anus and then pull out as I climax. The orgasm is amazing!
- age 42, United Kingdom

I often like to wear my dad's underwear and then masturbate. To know that he has worn them and his penis was in them is very erotic to me. Another secret is that I always lie to people when saying how often I masturbate. I tell them once a day, or a few times a week, when usually it can be twice a day and up to 10 times a week. I am not ashamed of my frequent masturbation; I think because I don't get any loving from anyone else, I might as well give it to myself.
- age 15, Pennsylvania

When I talk about masturbation with someone, I only discuss it in general. I would have to know someone quite well to be more specific about what I like to do. But here, I'm anonymous. So I will say that when I masturbate, I think about having intercourse with some of my guy friends or teachers. I also enjoy anal stimulation when I masturbate, and occasionally, I taste my semen. Also, once when I was vacationing at my uncle's, I wanted to find out how much I ejaculate, so I used a cough-syrup cup I found. He has probably used that cup a few times since. So there: Now, all of this is not so much of a secret anymore.
- age 18, Illinois

I'm the only one who knows what that sticky stuff is on the sleeve of a mink coat. (Turn it inside out, put it between the couch cushions, and experience a little slice of heaven!)
- age 41, Florida

Once, when I was quite horny, I put peanut butter on my penis and testicles and let my dog lick me.
- age 17, New Hampshire

My masturbation secrets include what I think about, how often I do it, that I've done it with my infant daughter right next to me (both awake and asleep), that I've done it with my husband sleeping next to me in bed, and that I sometimes lick my fingers afterwards. (It tastes better than semen, I can tell you that much!)
- age 31, California (female)

Probably my best masturbation secret is one I've kept from my parents. Once during a family vacation in Mexico, I was forbidden to go to a nudist beach that was somewhat close to our hotel on the island. Of course, being a 13-year-old teenager at the time did not help me to keep from disobeying, so I snuck off to the beach early one morning and had one of my longest, most enjoyable sessions right there by the palm trees on the beach. I now have something special to remember every time I pass by *any* sandy beach.
- age 20, New Jersey

I'm in college and I can't help myself: There's a guy who lives down the hall from me, and every chance I get, I sneak into his room to steal a pair of his boxers. I then go to my room, lock the door, and try on my catch. I end up masturbating while looking in the mirror. I hope I never get caught!
- age 18, Maine

I like to do it in public — say, at a urinal and act as though I'm not doing anything unusual. When someone comes in, I just stand there with an erection as if it's normal.
- age 42, Oklahoma

My first masturbation secret is that I like to go around to the side of my house, take off all my clothes, and masturbate. My second secret is that I masturbate wearing my mother's clothes. I like to put on her bra and panties, shorts or jeans, and a T-shirt. Then I pretend I'm a girl and masturbate. I do both of these when no one is at home.
- age 17, Canada

My secret has come only lately. I have always been turned on by voyeurism, but I've never acted on the fantasy until the past few months. I recently purchased a Web cam and have been experimenting with it while I masturbate. I have even let strangers watch me masturbate on my cam, and I watch them, as well. It's hot!
- age 20, Michigan

I got a fake IM screen name and started talking to one of my friends with whom I really want to masturbate. I pretended to be a girl in Florida and talked about how horny I was. I told him to start talking dirty to me, and then later, I read the conversation over and had my own "mental" masturbation session. (I was telling him I was masturbating.) I am also in the process of telling him (as the girl) to let a male friend masturbate him so he can feel the experience. I hope to be that friend!
- age 13, Iowa

My girlfriend and I were spending the week with a couple we had befriended, and we slept in the bedroom next to theirs. After a few days, my girl decided to tease me a little, so after everyone was in bed, she started to masturbate me under the covers. She pinned me down, ignored all my pleas and sighs to make her stop, and gave me the best secret experience ever. Weeks later the couple told us they had done some things in their bedroom as well, but we still haven't told them our story. It's our little secret.
- age 25, The Netherlands