It's like missing my breakfast, or missing my favorite show, or not seeing my crush today, or not seeing the sun rise in the east and set in the west. It's just so...so...aaarghhh!...frustrating that I have these erections – I can't get rid of them, and I just *can't wait* for everyone to leave me alone. But finally, I can masturbate! Whew! It's such a big relief when I have my much-awaited "O" – but while waiting, I feel like it takes years!
- age 16, Philippines
This Week's Wackiest Response:
There was that time when the sight of corn chips produced this uncontrollable urge to wank. Quite embarrassing really, considering it was in the middle of a party!
- age 25, Australia
Recently, my masturbation sessions have all been spontaneous. Most days, I'm either too tired or too busy even to think about sex. So when there is a little free time, I start to feel a strong urge for some type of sexual release. Excitement builds as I anticipate a heavy masturbation session. Recently, I woke from a dream and discovered a full-blown erection. As I lay there, half-asleep, I began masturbating, using my body to imitate regular sexual intercourse, with my hand being the receptacle of pleasure. This was one of the best sessions I've ever had.
- age 49, Hawaii
It's a little of both. I like to masturbate whenever I shower, but there are many times when I just get the urge and have to masturbate regardless of what I'm doing. It can be rather embarrassing if I am at school, the movies, the mall, or at a friend's house. But if I don't masturbate, I'm afraid that someone will notice the bulge my erection makes in my pants.
- age 15, California
I popped a stiffy while at work and decided, "Oh, what the hell!" So I headed to the nearest toilet and shined my sausage. It was *great*!
- age 19, Scotland
I'm usually a very regular guy. I masturbate every morning right after waking up. But from time to time, I'll be watching a movie or a video in the evening and an erotic scene suddenly gives me an urge to masturbate right then and there.
- age 49, California
My masturbation sessions tend to be more spontaneous than routine. Just sitting there, a sudden urge to pleasure myself can arise, and I begin to masturbate. For example, the other day I was working and suddenly got the urge, so I went into the employee bathroom and did it.
- age 17, Nevada
From ages 11 to 23, if I got an erection, I would try to get away somewhere to take care of it, because the feeling was so strong I needed to relieve myself. From age 23 on, I have used my brain to calm myself down and can usually wait up to 10 hours. Recently, I saw my 21-year-old cousin rub himself hard through his pants, and he knew I was there. I couldn't take it, so I went into the bathroom and enjoyed myself thinking of him.
- age 32, New Jersey
Last week, I was sitting in my biology class; we sit in groups of four, two on each side of a table, facing each other. One of my friends is so hot! She was wearing a short skirt and a tight shirt that showed off her cleavage. I dropped my pen so I could look up her skirt as I picked it up, and rather quickly got an erection. The erection was beginning to be unbearable, so I had to "go to the bathroom," where I relieved it. This happens to me a lot in school.
- age 14, New York
My sessions are quite regular. I masturbate in the morning as soon as I wake up – I often have an incredible erection then. I masturbate at night when I go to bed, which helps me fall asleep. And sometimes I masturbate during the night, if I wake up with a strong erection. Occasionally, I masturbate during the day, but I'm usually too busy. I prefer to wait until bedtime because if I do it in the afternoon, it makes me tired. One recent spontaneous situation was when a friend of mine came over to visit. He makes me *very* horny, and I have lots of fantasies about him, so as soon as he left, I had to masturbate immediately!
- age 23, Illinois
I normally masturbate only in safe places, such as my bedroom – but last week on the bus home from school, I overheard a conversation between two boys who were sitting behind me. One was describing to the other in explicit detail the experience he had had the previous night with his girlfriend. It gave me a massive erection, so as soon as I got off the bus, I went into a cubicle in the bus station toilets and masturbated. It was quite exciting to do it somewhere like that, even though I felt guilty afterwards for ejaculating onto the cubicle wall.
- age 15, United Kingdom
At my age, most sessions are planned. But just a week or so ago, I was at a business luncheon and a very attractive lady sat across the table from me. She had ingredient "X" and aroused me. So, I stopped by my house on the way back to my office to masturbate.
- age 69, North Carolina
Most of the time, my sessions are spontaneous; but at other times when I'm looking at pornography, I plan them. Recently I masturbated spontaneously when all of a sudden I got an erection and was like, "Well, I have this erection, so I may as well get rid of it naturally and make myself feel good." Those sessions are good – but when I plan them, I get a better session.
- age 16, Wisconsin
I do tend to masturbate at the same time of day (mid-morning when I don't have a day job), and it does become somewhat routine to do it at the same time every day when my schedule permits. But at times, the decision is fairly spontaneous. One day last week, after missing a morning because of things I had to get done, I found myself getting extremely horny in the afternoon after things had slowed down. I hadn't planned to masturbate then, but the "ache" of horniness was so strong that I went into my bedroom, got naked and into bed, and stroked myself to an unusually strong orgasm, ejaculating a particularly thick quantity of semen. It felt great!
- age 46, Tennessee
My masturbation is completely random – sometimes I walk in the door after school and I just feel like it. Sometimes, I'm exercising and I just feel like releasing some tension. Sometimes, I'm just looking in the mirror and turn myself on. Two nights ago, it was 3:00 in the morning and I was dead tired. I was up doing homework, so before going to bed, I decided to have a quickie.
- age 16, California
I don't have "regular times" for masturbation. But sometimes I plan sessions ahead. After a very busy day at the office, I come home, change, and as I strip off my shorts and rub myself, I think, It would really feel good to masturbate just before bed. At other times, like this morning at 5:00 a.m., I just have to kick off the covers, strip naked, grab the lube, and have at it. Either way, it's great fun!
- age 58, Georgia
Although I'd like to say that I masturbate whenever I find my penis and hand together with no one else around, the truth is that I'm a creature of habit – usually masturbating on Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday evenings at bedtime. Exceptions occasionally arise when I read responses to questions or other posts at JackinWorld, or during chat room visits. The latter exception triggered spontaneous masturbation recently, after I had fondled my penis through my clothes while exchanging notes on masturbation with a fellow enthusiast. I hadn't initially intended to masturbate, but the conversation led to it. Neither had I intended to ejaculate in my boxers and sweats, but one thing led to another. Fortunately, I live alone and do my own laundry; besides, semen is organic – or is that orgasmic?
- age 62, Michigan
I'd have to say that 95% of my masturbation sessions are spontaneous. I just prefer them to be that way. This morning I was lying in bed right after I woke up. I wore only panties and a sleeveless T-shirt when I slept last night, and I was feeling kind of sexy. So, I slipped my hand down my panties and brought myself to a wonderful orgasm.
- age 44, California (female)
Most of my sessions are spontaneous in that they are "opportunistic" – I find that I have the privacy and time to complete a good session with suitable erotic stimulation, lubrication, and time to edge. That this opportunity occurs means that my wife is either away from home or asleep, so that I can spend from 30 to 90 minutes sitting in front of my computer and edging, or in bed replaying and enhancing favorite memories. Much as I wish that my wife and I could have incorporated my masturbation into our love life, it offends her; so I continue to masturbate in private to avoid offending her. I do, however, insist that I will continue to masturbate myself – it's too much a part of me to stop.
- age 61, New Jersey
My masturbation sessions usually are not spontaneous. I prefer to have total privacy when masturbating at home, so I only masturbate there when I know my son will not be home. One of my most spontaneous masturbation adventures was in my car at a park. I had been feeling overly sexy that day and thought, Why not enjoy an hour at the park?
- age 40, New Jersey (female)
My sessions feel like they're a little of both. I usually get horny every day at about the same time, right after school when no one is home. But I don't really plan it; it just happens.
- age 18, Kansas
Some of my sessions tend to be spontaneous, especially if I feel the urge and have little time or am downright frustrated and need to relax. I do, however, have regular masturbation times as well. The other day I was trying to solve a computer problem that had been going on for about 3 days. I was at the point of exasperation with the machinery. To ease my frustrations and relax so I could try another way to solve my computer problem, I took a 45-minute break, lubed up, and enjoyed a long, slow masturbation session that ended in a great orgasm.
- age 45, Canada
Usually, I try to plan my sessions, but then end up changing plans. Today I was planning to have a nice, long session while my parents went on a hike, but I masturbated in the shower instead. I think I would have enjoyed a longer session more, since I hadn't masturbated in a couple of days; but I got turned on in the shower and just went for it.
- age 15, California
Both – I often masturbate before I go to sleep, but also, at plenty of unscheduled times. Just recently, I did it at work. I was thinking about sex, but in an intellectual way – thinking more about how I came to be the sexual being I am today. Anyway, one thing led to another, and I went to visit the handicapped stall in the restroom for a few minutes. That was way better than coffee to jumpstart a slow afternoon at the office!
- age 22, Colorado (female)
Recently, my wife went to pick up our kids at their grandparents' house, and the urge suddenly hit me. Being alone in the house gave me a golden opportunity to relax and casually masturbate. I turned on a porno movie, undressed, and spent the next 30 minutes enjoying myself!
- age 39, Michigan
My masturbation sessions, if privacy is granted, can occur at any time. In fact, a few days ago, I found myself in a situation where I would be alone for approximately 4 hours – extremely rare in my house. So I took advantage of it. Moments after the house was clear, I began to masturbate and had my longest session ever. By the end, I had masturbated for over two-and-a-half hours! It was spur-of-the-moment and unforgettable.
- age 17, Canada
It used to be that whenever I would find myself alone, I would spontaneously decide to masturbate. I think this is manifest from the past few years I spent planning my self-love time around my roommates' schedules. Now that I have a single room in my dorm, I have practically 24 hours a day available for my own pleasures. I am always alone, and I can get *very* sore from taking advantage of all that alone time. Whenever I spontaneously decide to masturbate, it usually stems from getting bored on the Internet and perusing JackinWorld or some erotic literature site as a last resort. Whenever I go to JackinWorld, I usually end up naked in my bed after a few minutes!
- age 21, Tennessee (female)
Every time that I masturbate is completely spontaneous and unplanned. For example, last week I caught just a very brief glimpse of my friend's genitals as we changed from swimming at school. I noticed that he had suddenly grown an enormous bush of pubic hair, and this was enough to get me quite excited. As I walked home from school, I went down a quiet footpath and masturbated against a tree just to relieve myself and get my erection down.
- age 14, Scotland
I wouldn't say its pre-planned at all; my penis has a mind of its own and it does what it wants when it wants. Not that I'm complaining; in fact, I love it. A perfect example: I was driving home last week at about 3:30 a.m. and just coming past the beach. I suddenly got the urge to masturbate – so I jumped out of the car, ran out onto the sand, stripped naked, and went at it hard and fast. It was such a thrill, knowing that someone could bust me at any second (my heart was absolutely pounding). It lend to one of my most explosive orgasms ever. Would I do it again? Hell, yeah!
- age 19, Australia
It depends. When I'm at University, I have to masturbate at regular times; otherwise, I'd miss lectures, and hey, it costs big time to go to University these days. But when I'm on vacation, it's cool to go for a walk along a beach, strip off when the tide is high and nobody is around, and become one with nature again.
- age 22, New Zealand
I'd say 75% of the time it's routine. I always masturbate just after waking up, when I shower, and again just before dropping off to sleep. Any additions to this are spontaneous and the result of both feeling excited and having the opportunity to spend some time playing. On average, such times happen once a day. For example, this morning I had an appointment out of the office and had to drive to it. The route took me quite close to home, so on the way back, I decided to drop in for an early lunch and to pick up the mail. After a sandwich, I felt a bit excited, decided to have an orgasm, realized I'd have to be quick, so I just used my massager for 5 minutes.
- age 47, United Kingdom (female)
Most of my sessions occur at regular times, since most often I masturbate while taking a shower. My most recent "spontaneous" session occurred while my wife was away and a friend and I were watching TV. My friend fell asleep on the couch next to me, and I noticed through his pants that he'd gotten an erection. So I slowly started to rub myself through my pants. This lasted for about a half-hour. When my friend failed to wake up, I decided it would be a turn-on to unzip my pants and expose myself, which I did. I then masturbated quietly to orgasm while he slept, using a sock to catch my semen.
- age 35, Massachusetts
My sessions are usually around the same time of day – before I go to sleep and usually, once I am in bed. If I am randomly going to shower during the day, I sometimes spontaneously masturbate before I shower.
- age 23, New York
My masturbation sessions tend to be spontaneous because I still live at home and my parents never leave (actually, they do, but when you're horny it seems like never). So I usually get to do it either when they aren't home, or when they happen to fall asleep watching TV.
- age 17, Canada
About half of my masturbation sessions happen at regular times; the rest are spontaneous. One of those spontaneous sessions occurred just a few hours ago. I was at a friend's place, and we were talking about my ex-girlfriend, who is remarkably sexy. He was about to go on a date with her, and that thought highly aroused me. He went to take a shower before the date, and while he was in there, I had a great masturbation session. I didn't need any porn; just used memories. It was great.
- age 22, South Carolina
I usually masturbate in bed at night or in the morning. Lately, I've been doing it more in the shower. Although I usually have a regular schedule, I do every now and then feel the urge to masturbate randomly – just like spontaneous combustion, I sometimes just need to explode. The last time I spontaneously masturbated was when I was at home with nothing to do. The sexy thoughts popped into my mind, and the sweet pictures popped up on the computer monitor. You can guess what happened next.
- age 17, Indiana
Usually, I masturbate regularly right before bed. I can't sleep without having an orgasm, as I'll toss and turn all night. I've been conditioned to nightly masturbation since age 8. The only spontaneous things I do are to decide to masturbate in the morning or during a break when I'm so horny that I can't take the urge anymore.
- age 24, Illinois
Mine are usually spontaneous. I still live at home, so I don't always have the luxury of having "regular times." Usually, when I have a chance to look at porn, I do so and then go in the bathroom and masturbate. A recent spontaneous session happened a few days ago. I was at school, between classes, and in my car. Suddenly I felt the urge, so I made sure nobody was around, slipped it out, put a condom on it (I try to carry them with me at all times – you never know with some of the girls there), and drove around town while masturbating. It was quite a thrill, but it got difficult near the end – so I had to park the car to finish up.
- age 20, Georgia
My masturbation sessions are usually sparked by something I hear or see. Sometimes if I haven't masturbated for a while, when I'm at school I will start thinking about masturbating at my house. When I get home, I usually act out those fantasies.
- age 16, Indiana
I'm in college, and because I've got a roommate, I must plan my sessions. This is usually good, because when the time to masturbate arrives, I am so sexually excited they're great. But sometimes it's bad because the session is not what I had expected it to be. The last spontaneous session I had was at home, lying in my bed at night and thinking about some hot girl. I felt myself get pretty horny, and then I thought about how easy it would be to reach for a tissue to use for cleanup after I masturbated. That made me even hornier. Spontaneity is always better as it happens and masturbating right then is possible.
- age 18, New Mexico
Both – I usually masturbate just before I go to bed, and then occasionally other times, as I find a chance and I'm sufficiently horny. Two days ago, when I was doing chores around my apartment, I saw some photos I had taken of my girlfriend nude. I started looking at the photos, took off my clothes, and began to masturbate looking at the photos, imagining that she was there with me.
- age 25, Minnesota
I usually masturbate at the same time of day, and in the same place and position. However, recently while traveling on a cruise ship, masturbation took a turn for the spontaneous. While my roommate was out of the room, I got naked and sat on the balcony of the cruise ship's 9th level, spread my legs, and masturbated until I ejaculated. It was exciting because I thought I might get caught and was out in the open air with the wind and the water.
- age 47, Maryland
Most of the time, my sessions are spontaneous. I was alone at home the other night and was watching a lingerie program on a fashion channel. I suddenly got one the hardest erections of my life. I knew my parents would be home in just over an hour, so I decided to masturbate right there and then.
- age 16, France
When privacy is rare, I find myself planning to make the most of a private moment. At other times, though, sessions are quite often spontaneous. For example, I sometimes go to bed with nothing on, intending just to sleep casually that way. And I often do – especially during warm weather, when sleeping nude feels natural. But at other times, my nakedness gets the better of me, and I end up with a big erection and can't leave myself alone until I've had my explosion of fun.
- age 53, New York
I usually masturbate at night when everyone's asleep. I'm in college, and I have my own room in an apartment, but I wait until my apartment-mate (in the other room) goes to sleep. I almost always masturbate while looking at porn, so whenever I get horny, I just start looking and then I'm at a point of no return, so I end up masturbating. Most recently, I masturbated at 3:00 in the morning. I had class the next day and was about to go to sleep, but I found myself so horny that I just had to masturbate.
- age 19, Virginia
Today I was at school and came home for lunch. I ate while watching TV, and then, like 10 minutes before I had to go back to school, I felt the urge to masturbate. I quickly went upstairs and had a 10-minute session, then went back to school. I often wonder if other kids at my school do stuff like this. Most of the time, though, I masturbate when I wake up, or right before I go to sleep.
- age 17, Massachusetts
I have had both planned and spontaneous masturbation sessions, but since I began attending college, my masturbation has become more spontaneous. Recently, I was sitting at my computer and studying for an exam. Well, for no reason that I could tell (maybe because it had been a while since my last session), my penis became erect. I was alone in the room, so I started playing with it casually, not really intending for my play to go anywhere. But it started to feel quite good, and I started to care more about my pleasure than my studying. Instead of stopping and going back to my studies, I continued to play with myself. When I realized that I was getting close to having an orgasm, I went to the bathroom and finished myself off.
- age 20, Texas
My sessions tend to be quite spontaneous if I am alone at home – but if my parents are at home, they are more carefully planned. Then, I masturbate only when I pretend to go to the toilet or if I have a shower. When I have a shower, it's almost required that I have an orgasm. But if I am home alone, I just masturbate every now and then – on the bed, on the sofa, and more than once during the day. At work recently I have been alone. It's a shop, and in the evening when I close, I like to go into the back room and have a nice session. It's great, because I feel kind of risky.
- age 22, Italy
No set times – usually I masturbate whenever the urge hits or if something sparks my interest. Recently, I woke up around 4:00 a.m. and just couldn't get back to sleep. So I started rubbing my penis through my underwear and then took them down to my knees, still under the covers, and began to stroke faster and really go at it. My wife woke up and wanted to get back to sleep, so she began to help me. She knows just what to do: She reached just under my scrotum and pushed with pulsing pressure upward, in that in-between spot. This made me ejaculate quicker and harder. We both went back to sleep quickly after that.
- age 35, New Jersey