It would certainly be interesting to stimulate my penis orally. After all, I can just about stimulate it with my thighs, my elbow joint, and my feet (although the main thing I've learned from that is that my partner's right when she says I should remove the rough skin on my heels!) So, why not try another appendage? That said, I think I'd be more interested in the sensation of my penis in my mouth rather than that of my mouth on my penis, as I don't enjoy conventional fellatio as much as most men seem to, regardless of how expertly it may be provided.
- age 47, United Kingdom
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This idea turns me off, only because if I were to bend that far it would disable my on switch.
- age 18, California
That has intrigued me since I was 14. I saw a pornographic movie called "Deep Throat," where a guy was sitting on a table doing this. Then when I was 17, a friend said he could do it. I told him to prove it, and so he did. I tried it many times and could reach only once. I really wish I could do it. One of my masturbation fantasies is to do it or watch someone else do it.
- age 34, Pennsylvania
I would never consider using my mouth to stimulate my penis. This idea turns me off completely. That is why I have ribs there to stop me from doing that. It's like having sex with a family member; it is simply not right to suck your own penis.
- age 15, Canada
I don't want to taste my semen, so I would never do this. I wouldn't want to feel okay about having a penis in my mouth, even if it were my own.
- age 22, New York
Finally! I love this question and I'm going to side with George Carlin on this one when he said, "Hey, if I could [give myself oral sex], I'd never leave the house." I know one person who can do this and sometimes he does. I know three others that could, but refuse to do so because they claim it is gay (since when does sexuality have to do with pleasure?) Ha! All I can say is that I am *so* jealous of my friend that can. Self-fellatio rocks, baby! Those who can (without hurting themselves) should.
- age 17, Pennsylvania
I would love to be able to give myself oral stimulation. I'm not crazy about the taste of my semen, but it's easy enough to spit it out, I suppose. I've tried to do it a couple of times, but I'm not terribly flexible, and my penis is not terribly large (being approximately average in size). I'm sure I will try again in the future, but I hold out little hope that I shall ever be successful.
- age 24, Wales, United Kingdom
I would definitely do this if I could. Why do dogs do it? Because they can!
- age 17, Maine
That would be a dream come true. I always enjoy oral sex, but it doesn't happen often enough for me. I'm not one of the timid, squeamish guys that won't kiss their partner after being satisfied. In fact, I enjoy kissing with the taste of me in my partner's mouth. . So if I could reach, I could take care of it myself when need be.
- age 43, Washington
I have never have had the experience of having oral sex done to me, so I would be highly aroused if I could do it myself. I tried once, but could get only the very tip into my mouth. Sadly though, I didn't feel anything.
- age 14, Florida
I used to do it, but after a while, it started to hurt the ol' back.
- age 18, Maine
I'd be the happiest limbo-jimbo in the world. (By the way, my name's not Jim.)
- age 36, Illinois
I think it would be weird and cool at the same time to stimulate myself orally. At first it would be weird, but once I got going, I don't think I would care anymore.
- age 17, New York (female)
I would not be interested at all. The idea disturbs me! It's the last step before doing it to another guy.
- age 21, Canada
I can actually do this. I was once in the bath trying to do it and something in my back snapped. After a few days of major pain, I was able to stimulate myself orally with no problems. I do it now and then. It feels very good. However, I don't ejaculate into my mouth...yet.
- age 15, United Kingdom
When I was younger I used to be able to suck on my own penis. But I've lost that flexibility. So I know what it feels like – it's great. It feels completely different than masturbating with your hand because it's warm and wet and you can focus more sensations on certain areas of your penis with your tongue. Plus, the feeling of the suction is out of this world. I wish I could still do it, because the idea turns me on a lot. I also like to feel myself ejaculate into my mouth. I just love feeling it explode into my mouth, but then, I also like the taste of semen.
- age 22, Indiana
I've tried doing this before and succeeded once, although my back hurt for about a week from strain. I think the idea of having oral with another guy is just plain gross, but the thought of having oral with myself is extremely arousing.
- age 14, California
I'm not so sure I would be interested in pursuing the technique. I'm not even sure I would consider oral with another person, although the thought has crossed my mind. Such is life for a dull, old guy like me.
- age 63, Michigan
I wouldn't do it, because I hate the taste of semen; besides, I have braces and they would hurt.
- age 16, California
I got very interested in trying this when I was around 19. The idea was a real turn-on to me, and I didn't feel uncomfortable about it at all. I tried sitting on the edge of my bed, holding the backs of my thighs, and leaning down to take my penis into my mouth. On my first try, I could just reach my penis with my tongue; so I did a lot of lower back stretches over the next couple of weeks and was able later to take the head and first inch or so of my penis right into my mouth and bob my head up and down on it. The stretch was still a bit uncomfortable, but I was so excited the first time I could actually do it that I fellated myself frantically for several minutes and ejaculated into my own mouth. I repeated this a few more times, but each time, the stretch was still uncomfortable and it became more difficult and took longer to reach orgasm (perhaps the novelty had worn off?); so after 3 or 4 sessions that rewarded me with both a great orgasm and a really sore back, I decided I'd better give it up.
- age 35, Connecticut
I'd prefer that a female do it rather than me!
- age 16, United Kingdom
I have tried, and can just about lick my penis with the tip of my tongue. I would love it if I could have the whole penis in my mouth. It turns me on tremendously.
- age 25, Singapore
I am told this ability is rare, so I am one of the "lucky few" who can do it. I've done it on a few occasions – the youngest occurrence being around age 15 (I am 19 now) and the most recent being only a few months ago. It seems more appealing than it actually is. Maybe this is because I can, so I don't have to wonder; maybe I would find it more fascinating if I couldn't do it. I don't find it very arousing and the times I have tried were mostly just to see if I still could. I'm in a relationship now, so I don't often have the need to get myself off, but I'd rather do it with my hand than my mouth if it came down to it. I do enjoy the ability though, just because it's not hugely common and so many wish they could.
- age 19, California
I've not only thought about doing this from time to time, but actually have attempted it with great success. It amazes me that although my penis is of average size, because of my small frame I can get it in. I usually don't start off right away with this technique; when I do, it's over in a couple of minutes – that's how good it feels. It's a little different to feel the sensation of yourself being fellated, but not by another person. I can get in up to the corona and that's about it, but that's the most sensitive spot on my penis and it will do.
- age 35, Massachusetts
I'd like to think that the feeling of having a mouth around my penis is canceled out by the feeling of having a penis in my mouth.
- age 18, Australia
When I was in my early 20s, I became obsessed with trying to do this. After a lot of stretching, I was finally able to get my penis in my mouth a couple of times. Although I wasn't able to get much more than the head in, both times I was able to bring myself to a good orgasm. The feeling of having semen spurting out of me and then into me was pretty amazing...and although the taste wasn't bad, I was immediately grossed out by what I'd done and ran for the bathroom to spit out my mouth full of sperm. Periodically I think about doing this again, but it would probably wreck my back.
- age 36, New York
I used to be interested in stimulating my penis orally, but I tried it once and it gave me backache for a week. So, it kinda put me off. Every now and again, I do the Crawl the Wall technique – I know, its not quite the same, but it's just as good because you can still shoot the semen into your mouth or just let it go all over your face. I find it more of a turn-on to let a woman do me orally; so I think I will just stick to masturbating by hand and fantasizing about women doing me orally.
- age 21, United Kingdom
I'm too busy picturing females stimulating their own genitals orally to come up with a good answer!
- age 23, California
Even if I could, I wouldn't stimulate my own genitals. The idea doesn't seem appealing to me though the idea of a nice woman doing it turns me on. It is probably the fact that I have already had oral sex by a really beautiful woman that makes me think this way.
- age 16, Greece
Wouldn't that just be heaven. It reminds me of a skit I saw on Saturday Night Live once where a guy was taking yoga classes specifically to learn to orally pleasure himself. After showing that he is successful, it cuts to a few years later and there is the same guy, sitting in the same spot, now with a long beard, still going at himself. I'd have to say that's what it would actually be like. Every once in a while I'll try to suck my own willy, and I'm sure that if I ever made it, I'd just stay in that position for fear of not being able to replicate the experience the next time I tried.
- age 24, Canada
I can stimulate myself orally and I enjoy it very much, although I take it out of my mouth when I'm about to ejaculate.
- age 13, Indiana
I'd be *very* interested in being able to stimulate my penis orally. I think it would be a beautiful thing. The only downside I see is that I would probably never leave home!
- age 39, Pennsylvania
I think self-stimulation would be very interesting, in lieu of proper oral sex when it is not readily available. I have tried doing it, but can't bend down quite enough to reach my penis; however, I don't really give much thought to the matter because I'd rather continue with the good old fist than injure my back trying to fellate myself – it would be very embarrassing to explain exactly how I came to be stuck on my back while lying naked on the floor in the bathroom!
- age 17, Italy
Well, of course I would! I have certainly enjoyed giving cunnilingus to several girlfriends over the years. Why wouldn't I want to be able to orally stimulate myself? Only one drawback, besides the almost anatomical impossibility, though: As much as I'd like to be able to "do" myself in exactly the way I would want to be "done," I always enjoy the unexpected from my current girlfriend. I would miss the delightful surprise.
- age 27, Florida (female)
I can actually do this. Although it turns me on and I would like to keep going while I do it, I don't. To me, actually thinking about this sickens me – even though at the same time, it turns me on.
- age 14, Michigan
When I was young and agile (into my 30s), self-fellatio was great! I could get just the head of my penis into my mouth and roll my tongue around the glans. I generally could not hold this position long enough to reach orgasm, but it was a wonderful prelude to finishing off by hand.
- age 77, New Mexico
I would definitely not be interested, and the idea utterly turns me off. Surely the nice sensation of masturbating results from the deliciousness of the gently applied touch and the varying intensity of the pressure applied with fingers onto the torpedo. The lightness and delicacy of the contact brings about gorgeous sensations in tandem with erotic thoughts. No nice sensation could be created by the use of the mouth, with or without the erotic thoughts.
- age 41, United Kingdom
I've actually tried to stimulate my penis with my mouth. I've gotten my tongue to the tip but not my mouth. I would love to do this if I could. I'm still growing, so maybe in the future! It's a total turn-on because I wouldn't exactly need a girl to do it. But, it probably still feels better with a girl!
- age 14, Texas
Thinking about auto-fellatio is highly erotic and is something I used to be able to do. Just like masturbating with any other technique, you can vary the pressure and rhythm to bring yourself to the edge of orgasm then back off (unlike having someone else performing fellatio on you where they have the control). With increasing age and weight, I can no longer perform this, but to anyone interested – if you continue to attempt this slowly by gradually stretching the ligaments in your back and neck, you may succeed. And this is not necessarily something that only people with a 9-inch penis can do (although it would help). My penis is only 5 inches and I was able to do it for several years.
- age 43, Illinois
Being able to do that would be a turn on. If I could, I'd do it all the time. As Mancow said in that "Dear Penis" song: "...if we could put our heads together, we'd be home forever."
- age 15, Canada
It would indeed be highly arousing to be able to put my mouth on my penis. However, I do think that it would be very different from receiving oral stimulation from a partner. There is something irreplaceable about another person kneeling in front of you, admiring and pleasuring your body.
- age 24, Tennessee
Although the concept of " giving myself oral sex" is quite disturbing (I am slightly homophobic), I have always wanted to be given oral sex. However, I am too hesitant to ask my girlfriend for fear that she would consider it too "icky." Personally, I think it would be an awesome feeling. I sure wish I could reach myself...darn dogs!
- age 15, Alabama
My urine comes out from there. No way!
- age 18, California
As a female, I can say that this idea is appealing in that it would feel really awesome, but I imagine it would taste utterly nasty. I have no problem giving oral sex to men because a penis tastes just like ordinary skin, and having the taste of semen briefly in my mouth doesn't bother me. But the constant wet, gooiness of an aroused vagina seems like it wouldn't be at all enjoyable. So I imagine that even if I could give myself oral sex, I'd stick to manual stimulation just because of the taste and texture of a vagina.
- age 15, Florida (female)
Auto-fellatio is great! In my younger years, I used to be able to do it. It's a major turn-on. I'm not quite as flexible and lean these days, and I miss it. It turns me on because I like everything about penises, especially oral sex, and to be able to do myself was incredibly intense. And since I still often lick up my own semen from my hand or wherever it lands, taking it directly from my penis was very hot.
- age 48, Illinois