The definition of popular

Masturbation is my favorite hobby. It's my favorite thing to do with my friends. As long as no one catches me, I can have the time of my life. And I masturbate one or two times a day. But it wasn't always like that. Oh, sure, I was one of those people who would go at it before puberty started — and then, one night, my whole experience changed.

In the past, before I was 8 years old or so, I didn't care if anyone saw me...I usually did it in front of my mom! That all stopped around the time when I turned around 9 — and when I was 10, in 5th grade, man — I'll never forget that night.

It was just a standard thing; I had tried to quit because I decided I shouldn't masturbate anymore — but I just had an urge. All of a sudden my penis was hard...very hard! I couldn't do it the way I usually did it and had to try something new. I didn't care; this surprised me a bit, but I knew what a boner was and I was glad to finally have one. I kept going at it, thinking of nothing else but what an awesome feeling this was. The feeling kept rising and rising, getting better and better, and then finally ... ACK! I had all this sticky stuff all over my hand. I was shocked and had no idea what had happened. As with others, no amount of sex ed could prepare me for ejaculating the first time, and I stopped again...for a few days.

After that, it just became a smooth ride. I was a bit paranoid about the semen at first, because I always rushed to get it out of my way and clean up and be over with it — but now I don't care where it goes and only rush to clean it up if it gets on my face. (Luckily that's happened only twice so far!) However, it was a long and hard (pun intended!) ride to this point.

I was so surprised I had this new thing going on that I wanted to try it out with everyone. All through middle school I wanted to masturbate with most of my friends, and my neighbor and I did it almost every day even though he was younger than me. Unfortunately, even after he was well in puberty, we never whipped it out in front of each other. My first time actually masturbating with someone and having it out was in 7th grade. We were semi-friends, but that didn't matter when it came to porn. I was so much bigger and thicker than this kid — it was almost funny what a year's difference could make. He had no pubes and made an excuse that he shaved them...whether I believed that or not.

Unfortunately because I was so obsessed with masturbating with others, other people were starting to call me "the porn king" and thought me a little perverted. All I was trying to do was have them come over and watch with me so we could have some fun! Oh well...their loss.

In 8th and 9th grade my good friend and I usually had fun at sleepovers. Then one night I suggested something that I've been wanting to try — an idea I got from JackinWorld. That night, we masturbated each other (not to orgasm). Man, was I surprised! It wasn't anything like I expected it to be — he sucked at it! I know I want to try it again with others, but I seriously suggest you do this type of thing at least once if you have anyone who will try it out with you. Don't get me wrong — I'm straight, but I just like to do stuff if it feels good. Being masturbated by a guy is a little better because they are used to doing it to himself. I don't plan to do anything else; I would prefer not to have my first BJ from a guy, and I don't know if I would ever try something like that with another male...only time will tell.

I got "caught" masturbating a few times. In actuality, I'm not sure if my mom ever noticed. One time I was watching porn in the middle of the night. She was sleeping on the couch and turned on the light, shocking me when I had my hand around my penis, watching some crummy old movie (not porn) while waiting for the next video to come on. I doubt she saw or remembered; she never brought it up, and I made up some excuse that I was looking at the dog's chew toy. She didn't have her glasses on anyway! The second time I'm not totally sure what was going on. My parents and I had a huge fight, so I decided to steal two bottles of champagne and get drunk. Sometime along I thought, "Hey, wouldn't masturbating feel good now?" The next moment I was in bed with my shorts down. I must have drifted off to sleep, because I heard my mom calling my name with the door open (I was playing very loud music and had to turn it down). I'm not sure if she saw me masturbating or even saw my penis at all; all I know is I really don't care as long as she doesn't bring it up. (She hasn't.)

I have no idea what to expect in the future. I might start using lube, I might get in my first "circle jerk" (more than two people masturbating at the same time), and I might just find someone who mentions JackinWorld and wants to have a good chat! Whatever happens, I'm happy with how things are now. And the pressure is all gone. Never get yourself down for masturbating! It's fun, it's cool, it is the definition of popular, and anyone who has the nerve to tell you it's wrong not only probably does it himself, but man — to say this kind of natural thing is wrong is just arrogant.

May you go out with much good feeling and blow your load in style!