Saturday Night Live

The first time I masturbated I was 10 or 11 and was watching "Saturday Night Live" with my 15-year-old stepsister. I think we were playing truth or dare, and the topic of masturbation came up. I was like, "Huh?" She explained it to me with almost no details or anything. That night, BOY -- did I have a good time. I masturbated about 4 times (all dry). I think I was even making sex noises -- "uhhs" and "oohs." The next day I went to school and told my friends about it. On Friday they all came over to my house, where we all masturbated.

Another awesome time was the first time I got to JackinWorld (about a year ago) and found out about ejaculation. I tried, but no luck. Then one day I was in my room masturbating with shaving cream, and BOOM, I dribbled. I was so proud of myself. The next day I did everything the same, but no luck. Now I've got the ejaculation part down. And about 6 months ago I first "shot." I was at my cousin's house one night, and we were watching "Saturday Night Live." (What's up with SNL and masturbation?) I got kind of horny, so I ran into the bathroom, masturbated, and shot all over the mirror. *Eeek!* I got it off, though. What I didn't know was that my cousin (a year older then me) was listening. So when I got back in the room we talked about masturbating, and I shared my experience with him. That night we masturbated together. That was the first and last time, though.

Now I'm 14 and have been masturbating for 4 years, mostly twice a day, and never once have I tried to quit or felt guilty. Boy, has masturbation changed my life. I'd like to thank JackinWorld for teaching us all so many things. Thank you JackinWorld!