Rock Around the Clock

This is similar to the Belly Rub but more intense. Your penis may not be flexible enough for this one, so stop if it's uncomfortable. Kneel upright with your knees almost a foot apart. Now sit back on your feet so you're still in a semi-upright position, with your rear end resting on your heels about 6" above the floor. Get an erection and grasp your penis just below the head. Like with the Belly Rub, begin rubbing your head against your stomach below your navel area. But don't stop there – sweep the head as far as you can down your left leg, keeping it in contact with your body all the way. Now sweep it in the opposite direction, up toward your navel and then down as far as you can along your right leg. The entire motion is almost circular, as if your penis is a hand on a clock and the head is hitting all the numbers. Go slowly – and don't hesitate to linger rubbing your head wherever it feels really good.