If so, at what age should be the earliest to have it, how much do you think it will cost, and how effective would it be?
Oh, I'm all for it! Elective plastic surgery to increase the apparent length of the penis by a half-inch or so? What better way to spend a couple of thousand dollars? As for what age is too early, you can never be too young to have fat sucked out of your pubic region! After all, if you wait too long, you might not be able to fit into the chair where they perform this procedure!
The beauty of this surgery is, if you continue to pig out on fried foods and high-fructose corn syrup soda, and your penis starts to "shrink" again, you can just go back to the doctor, get more fat sucked out of your groin, and be a stud again! Who cares if you get type 2 diabetes and heart disease – that's the health-insurance company's problem! If you're lucky, they might even let you eat a cheeseburger in the operating room while they're vacuuming the fat out of your body. That's right, thanks to modern medicine, now you can stuff your face with all of the greasy, sugary food you want, *and* have a larger penis. Because you deserve to have it all. God bless America!
Do you find yourself masturbating more often during some seasons than others? Why?
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