Now, in honor of Masturbation Month in May, I have beaten said record. Starting at 9 PM on May 7, and ending at 9 PM on May 8, I masturbated 23 times. I kid you not. I would appreciate it if that record of 22 times were updated and maybe credited to a man known to his pals as "The Great Masturbator." Thank you.
Congratulations, I guess...I hate to say this, though, but the "22" figure mentioned in Can you Masturbate too much? is by no means a record. Over the years I've heard from a lot of people who claim to have beaten this "record" – some by a lot more than you have. By how much, you ask? I'm not saying, because I don't know who is and who isn't telling the truth. So, in fact, the whole exercise is pointless. Suffice it to say that the "22" number that's been up there for close to a decade will remain as is, although I've updated the statement so as not to encourage people to try to beat ... uh, shoot for ... uh, I mean, break that "record."
Do you find yourself masturbating more often during some seasons than others? Why?
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