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omg!!!! im 14 and i did it and i swear. i just lost my virginity. it was freakin amazing!!!!!!!!!1

This is the best!!!! everyone should try it!!!! ive been doing this for a while and its just "AWESOME".

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OMFG!!!! IM 14 AND IVE BEEN MASTURBATING FOR 3 YEARS AND COME ACROSS MANY TECHNIQUES BUT JEUSUS!!!
I DID IT AND MY ADVICE IT DO NOT RUSH IT I TOOK IT SLOW AND STEADY AND GOT THE ORGASM OF 1000 MEN AT ONCE!!!!! ITS THE BEST ORGASM IVE EVER FELT!!! AND IF THATS WHAT REAL SEX IS LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND AND I ARE GUNNA BE VERY VERY VERY HAPPY WHEN WE REACH 16!!!

I really don't like this technique. We are masturbating not attempting to recreate intercourse. Nothing can recreate the feeling and the actions of being coupled with another person.

I do my fake vagina with two dusters of the brand "Swiffer". each one is about 3 inches long and 2 inches wide, ans one of the sides is like feathers and quite pleasurable. So I hold one of the dusters above my penis and the other under it (with each hand I hold the right andleft ends of both dusters, and I move both dusters simultaneously up and down. Have a look at Swiffer.com, though I don't know if they sell it also in the USA

was better than normal whilst beatin off, but orgasm wasnt good at all. perhaps i shoulda gone back to normal for the orgasm lol

And when exactly are we supposed to do this without getting caught lol
Imagine if someone walked in on you humping your hand on the bed... -.-

stop with the just get laid comments. we're here to masturbate not to get some. if you're gonna say that then get off the website and go to a bar or something

This is a good practice for what you will be doing with a girl if you're not getting any sex already. It requires of you to have a lot of stamina and to earn your reward using your whole body, not just our hand. Great way to please yourself and generally better feeling than regular masturbation where you're sitting or lying on your back.

its not the best. theres other better ones out there. if you want it to feel like the real thing. just get laid

This was awesome. Thought of the girl of my dreams having an orgasm caused by me and it was awesome. Gonna go do it again in 20 minutes.

This is the best way to masturbate. I love it.

Age: 14

I like to combine this technique with the hump and sqeeze.

wow, amazing, so pleasurable!

that was shit i ejaculated and had no orgasm what so ever.

Someone explain; how is this better than the regular kind?

really great stuff

I tried this today and it was the first time I have ever ejaculated! :)

Is this masturbation technique riskfull for your health?

just get laid

This works great... I was almost about to blow and had to stop because I heard someone get up and this is a bad one to get caught doin. I'm 16 and wish I would have found this technique much sooner.

I only tried this once and couldn't finish because I heard someone coming home. From what I experienced it was amazing! Just thinking about doing it again gives me a semi-hardon!

I attempted this the other day but couldn't finish because I heard someone coming home... But from what I experienced, it is a very good technique! I get a semi-hardon just thinking about doing it again!

That was fucking awesome! Best orgasm I ever had.

I like doing this and pretending I am having sex with the girl of my dreams. However I heard it can lead to some serious health problems.

wooow.. i tried this one. And i realy love it! Works great for me with some vaseline. Come's realy close to real sex:P nice

I love this technique.Ever since I've discovered i use it like every night.

that sucked... I ejaculated without an orgasm

I love this. I used it last night and it feels amazing!

Thats ok i like to finger myself. with three fingers and stroke my dick at the same time cum in under 10 min. its great!!!!!!!!!!

Probably the most awkward one to be walked in on.

:O:O:O Safe to say it worked.. My god it was awesome.

I don't get it

At first, this wasn't working for me. After moving onto the rosy palm I decided to try this one again and I got my first ejaculation. Orgasm was good but with ejaculation it is even better. Thanks JackinWorld.

This is great! I've been masturbating the same way for nearly 3 years (I'm almost 13 now), and I decided to try something different. Actually, I tried it before, but it didn't work, although I wasn't on my side. Anyway, it felt so good, I think I ejaculated out my nose! Obviously not, though. I plan on making it my new way of doing it always! (Obviously, if I'm able to, I wouldn't be able to do it at school). Now, if you excuse me...

This is great! I've been masturbating the same way for nearly 3 years (I'm almost 13 now), and I decided to try something different. Actually, I tried it before, but it didn't work, although I wasn't on my side. Anyway, it felt so good, I think I ejaculated out my nose! Obviously not, though. I plan on making it my new way of doing it always! (Obviously, if I'm able to, I wouldn't be able to do it at school). Now, if you excuse me...

Well i really don't understand the picture like some sites they should post a video on how to

Wow, just Wow. This was amazing. So easy to do, so satisfying.

Felt GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

That was great! I did it a few seconds ago and i can't wait to do it again

Wow, simply amazing. Completely different sensation when you orgasm. I cum a lot more than average and after doing that, it literally was flowing out of me, soaking the paper towel right through.

This has to have been the best orgasm I've ever had - I was expecting it to be dull :X.

Man - this one is awesome a must to try out

It's good, I just did it after looking at a bunch of other methods and I finally ejaculated. GOD it's wonderful. It was my first REAL masturbation.

thats a very good technique but i've found using a condom and a folded pillow works good too.take and put the condom on and fold the pillow like where its smaller and place your hard penis in the fold and lay on your side and pump away you'll feel suprising results or at least i did

i have tryed this and many other metods of masterbation but i think i have found the holy grail. i know this is going to sound weird but trust me it is the best if you lay down on a hard surface with your penis pointed up toards your belly button and push yourself down onto the floor or bed (if you do the bed use your hand as the hard surface) like you are humping it but keep the pressure on. eventually the result will be a very violant very productive orgasem. a few things the first time you try it you have to be REALLY horny and it may take awhile the first few times but after that it is quicker than with the fist. (if you use your hand if you flatten your hand you can move it from side to side for a quicker orgasem and if you just ejaculate a liitle bit you can use that as a lube and push your peinis up and down going between your wrist and plam- the best way to do it-) also if you are worried about the mess you can 'pinch' you penis closed with your abdomen and palm so none of your stuff escapes. (no garentees)

I do this in an opposite way, I just hump while on my back----hard to get pleasure alone but if u have a body sized pillow (one that is larger than others) and hold onto that while you masturbate you get an awesome feelin---because when I do like it says I get no pleasure don't know whats up with that, don't like it but I like my way but this way gave me the idea