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The best lube I've ever encountered is canola oil which is sold in the grocery store along with the other cooking oils. Canola oil is odorless and tasteless. It's not absorbed into the skin and it doesn't dry out. A quarter teaspoon of canola will last an hour or longer and it cleans up with one paper towel.
You can try other cooking oils like olive oil, corn oil, etc, but most of them have a telltale odor that might give away your little secret.
OMG!!! use hemp lotion!!! feels GRRREAT!
Avoid sugared lubricants! Avoid using lubricants with significant amounts of sugar, because they can cause yeast or bacteria growth. (can you say infection) And if you are tempted to, wash thoroughly afterwards! Gelatin is also a decent media for bacteria growth, but not nearly so good as sugar. So, I disagree with this idea.
this is mad it gave me a 22"
The best ever lube is callled ASTROGLIDE, and you find it in the women's hygine department at the drugstore. The reason for it's name comes from it's invention to use as a lubrication in relation to the astronaut's outer-space duties. It is the most slippery lubrication imaginable, is water based, water soluable, condom compatible and long lasting. A few drops goes a long way. Try it and you will be very, very pleased!
Denture glue powder is the best! it works under water.
For an edible lube, try this. Wash a condom with soap and water. Rinse. Dry. Blow air into it, and coat the outside with corn starch. Place a few drops of water in the condom. Without the condom, stroke until Cowper's fluid appears. Smear around head of penis. You can now pull the condom over your penis. The Cowper's fluid and the drops of water will provide a good lube. Masturbate to orgasm. If you freeze the condom and contents in a small container, it can be thawed next time and re-used. After a number of uses, you may want to swallow the accumulated semen while masturbating, as it will be pure semen, with no inedible additives.
Someone asked about using a different kind of oil, instead of baby oil, to make the Jell-O lube edible. Be certain NOT to use Mineral Oil, as that is an emetic and can cause diarrhea, depending on how much is eaten. Anything more than a tablespoon at a time can cause an unwanted reaction. Altho I have not tried this, I believe Wesson oil or (if you're health conscious) Canola oil will work equally well as baby oil -- only the smell will be different. Both of those oils are edible. Because of the Jell-O flavors, this sounds like a whole lotta fun and I can't wait to try it!
I tryed this the other day, I would recomend that the people who use this lube use it in the shower. When its done being made it feels great and looks like gel, the things is, if you can, try not to use colored jello..get the clear kind if possible. If you end up using the colored jello it will stain your hands and penis. But other then that,whoever came up with this method gets 2 thumbs up from me and my ....,keep the great ideas coming.