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i love it but my mom found out what i was doing with the mayo LOL
Awesome, make sure the mayonnaise is cold out of the fridge and use right away. The icy cold mayonnaise and the warmth of the clove oil what a feeling!!! You can even eliminate the rest of the ingredients and just go at it with a jar of mayo!!!
we thank you for this recipe. It has served us and our favorite parts well. We found it amazing. We recently tried Stroke 29 and this is quite comparable in texture and concept, although our homemade slick action lube lasted longer, but had quite an aroma that we hated the first time we used it so we'd like to suggest less clove oil. For our second batch we subsititued the clove oil with cistus oil. It really enhanced the recipe. It gave the lube more tingle--a wonderful cooly icy tingle that our penises enjoyed. Our KY Jelly was almost gone so we had to cut the KY Jelly in half and for the rest we used Johnson and Johnson Baby Oil Gel (a good lube in itself) which we noticed made the slick action lube even slicker and was probably the reason our 2nd batch lasted so much longer. I think you will find our changes to be a improvement and we urge you to get your ass in the kitchen so you can sit that ass down and get strokin.
wouldnt it make your penis smell
clove-oil extract is the sickest smelling thing ever. oh yeah, mayonnaise isnt too pleasant either. anyway, it sounds like cooking recipe gone wrong.
its gross
sounds like fun penis is awsem!!