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Do you masturbate to make yourself feel good, or to try and imitate sex?
Imitate sex
16%
Feel good
84%
Total votes: 129825
I do this then eat the pasta after.. male 15, usa !
Wait, how does this work? Do you just hump the bowl it's in? That sounds uncomfortable.
I might be a little stupid here, but what holds the pasta together while you are using it? I would think you would need to put the cooked pasta in something before inserting yourself
i tried this but i poured hot butter on top and it feels so good when the hot butter is poured i ejaculated like crazy,
This was a pretty good time.Thanks to who thought it up.
I just started recently experimenting with some of really creative jackin' suggestions on this site. I must say that the pasta/pasta was OUTSTANDING. Didn't take all that long to cook up the pasta. Suggestion: don't really need to cook up all that much pasta. Loved sticking myself in the very warm pasta/vagina. Felt an awful lot like being inside my wife. Ejaculated really fast. Sure I'll be cooking up more pasta in the future.
I don't like the idea of using any kind of food with my mastrabating....I just feel like I am using food to have fun while so many other people around the world are starving...I just don't think it's a very moral thing to do. ~ 16 male
it is also nice to try it in a hot pocket, but be sure not to burn your head
Put the macaronie inside a hollowed out cantalope, next best thing to being there