Hump, Hump, Hump your Boat: Comments

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im 21 and ive been humping since i was a kid too. i always find myself humping my pillows feels amazing

I like to lay on top of my ATV/Quadbike and masturbate on the shiny vinyl seat and I also like to masturbating on a horse's saddle, I wonder any one eles does this?

Hello all, I am 22 and have been humping vinyl items since I was 5. As I read through all of your comments I saw that no one has mentioned anything about humping bare waterbed mattresses. Let me tell you that between the water waves and the heat it feels awesome and the orgasm is just as awesome. Like everyone else, I have humped air mats, beach balls, vinyl gym mats in school (you know the ones that are 4 in. thick), and rafts of all sorts. It's great and somebody should create a forum for humpers. Have fun humping! :)

I first did this when i was 14 and went camping with my cousin. We were so horny that as soon as we got the tent up we went inside and blew up our airmats and humped them. I had the most awesome climax and and was shocked by the force with which I shot the sperm as I arched my back and the first jets hit the roof of the tent. I felt that real intercourse couldnt feel much better as I really enjoyed the thrusting and simulated sex action.

This technique should get way more than one hand! It's so much fun, and there are so many different inflatable shapes out there to rub against. Plus, cleanup is easy!

I've been an avid bed humper most of my life and love hearing what other guys like to use. Us humpers should have our own forum or something.

I had an old bike with a shiny vinyl bananna seat. Riding it with tight shorts on would stimulate my crotch and scrotum. Lube up, lean forward with your schlong tucked under your scrotum, tighten your legsÊand rock back and forth to a massive orgasm!

I was in North Carolina this past August and was swimming in my friends pool. I was using two of those fun styrofoam noodles. I had one under my arms and around the back of me, like the back and arms of a chair. The other one I was "riding" it like a horse. I had it going down by "woody", under my butt and back up the rear, like a "U". Well, I started sliding it up and down. I had both hands gripping the end of it in front of me, and I moved it up and down. Now, I didn't reach orgasm doing this, but that may be just me. But, I was for sure getting pleasure out of it tho. Try it and I bet it'll be good. I plan to try this again myself.

It works great Try using raw eggs for good lube and mess!!

Like some of the others I have been humping since I was a little boy and just never quit. I've done it with a raft when we were vacationing for a week at the lake. I would take the raft and paddle away until I found a secluded spot and would just have at it. In the warm sun, it felt great. I have also humped many other things such as beachballs, balloons and one of the best is a rubber hot water bottle. The warmth and ease of the hot water bottle is still one of my favorites. Just keep the oil based lubes away from the rubber ;-) Thumper

I have been humping since time began. I cannot get myself off with a hand job. I use a platic garbage bag which I lay on the bed. I put a small amount of hand cream on the bag as a lube and hump away. Afterwards, you only need to wrap up the bag and toss and wipe yourself up. Also your skin is always soft and smoothe from the hand lotion.

you can hump just about anything...what I expericanced last summer I was swimming in lake Michigan and there were alot of waves because it was about to storm and I got hard in my swim suit just from the waves. Well the waves got so bad I need a raft, I had a circular tube, like a donute but the center wansnt cut out, so actually its like a snow tube, i tied it to me so I wouldnt lose it and basically layed on it out on the water and humped it, like on the sides, just being in the water lubed it pefectly, specailly when a wave camp...it was great, had a different feeling.

Try humping on the soft shiny seats on construction machinery. Car seats, chairs and couches are fun too!