I was in the hospital for a week, and while washing up in the bathroom, the day nurse opened the door to hand me a kit of soap, shampoo, and toothpaste. I had stripped naked to do a full-body self-toweling, except for the heart-monitor sensors. I was fine until I saw her eyes glance down at my penis. I guess she was curious. My heart jumped, and the nurse from telemetry, noticing that my heart rate had shot up, called over the speaker to see if I was okay. I was fine, and the day nurse just smiled and closed the door. My flaccid penis almost erupted semen when I saw her sneak a peek. I couldn't do much about it while in the hospital, but as soon as I got home, I masturbated and ejaculated like never before. Sweet angels of mercy!
- age 44, Pennsylvania
This Week's Wackiest Response:
I looked at myself last week and didn't like what I saw, so I put my clothes back on.
- age 14, Wisconsin
Other than changing in locker rooms, no one had seen me naked until this week. I was in the lounge (I live in a dorm) wearing warm-up pants and a T-shirt. My friend (a girl) came up behind me and "pantsed" me — expecting that my pants would come down but my boxers would stay in place. She had a tighter grip than she thought, so everything came down. I was standing there right in front of a bunch of people with my pants around my ankles for a second or two — definitely not something I want to repeat anytime soon.
- age 18, Pennsylvania
My friend invited me to work out with him at his gym, and I thought it would be fun, so I did. We worked out for a little over an hour-and-a-half. When we were done, we decided to take a shower. I'd never showered with anyone around before, so I got an erection. He saw it and I was really embarrassed. He said not to worry, that it happens to him all the time, so he just masturbates in the shower. I took his advice, turned away from him, and got off. After that, we got dressed and he drove me home.
- age 16, Minnesota
I am seen naked every day in the locker room of the gym I belong to, and of course my wife sees me naked every day, too, so I am accustomed to people seeing everything I have. A few months ago I had a rash on my penis that worried me, so I went to my doctor. He seemed startled when I told him why I was there and he quickly referred me to a urologist. The urologist referred me to a dermatologist, who didn't seem to want to look too closely at my penis, so he prescribed a salve. When the salve didn't help, I went back to the first doctor, who referred me to another dermatologist (female), who didn't really want to deal with my penis problem, either. She referred me to another male dermatologist. I think that my penis is one of the best-known organs in the local medical community, although most of the doctors didn't get close enough to appreciate what a fine piece of manhood it is!
- age 50, New Jersey
My classmates see me naked every day. After PE class, we are required to take showers. It's uncomfortable because if you take a shower with shorts on, everyone makes fun of you. If you take a shower naked, then they make fun of the guys that are uncircumcised. If you are circumcised, then they make fun of how small you are.
- age 14, Vermont
Many people see me naked because I'm fairly open and not ashamed of my body, so I don't think any time has been especially eventful recently. But there is quite a list from the past few months: I live with my brother, so him; guys in the gym changing room; guys and some girls in the costume changing rooms at school (acting school); a dozen one-night stands; whoever looks at my profile on certain personals sites. Oh — a whole audience because I performed in a few scenes from a play with nudity. Actually, that one was memorable.
- age 19, Australia
I attended a group masturbation party about 3 weeks ago — 8 guys. We compared masturbation techniques, and it was a nice way to share in some male camaraderie. One guy was uncircumcised, and it was interesting to see how his foreskin works. We all played safely — nothing but masturbation. I hope to attend again sometime.
- age 35, Washington
I am always naked with my wife — it's a good and natural thing. I am naked in my gym whenever I am there to work out; sometimes that is with other guys present (depending on schedules) and sometimes I am alone in my section of the locker room. Then I was naked with my former workout partner when I visited California recently — great fun — and I was naked on a clothing-optional beach in California. I am very comfortable being naked.
- age 45, Tennessee
About six months ago, I had just finished taking a shower when I realized to my horror that I had forgotten to bring my towel to the bathroom with me. The only people in the house were my brother and a serving maid who takes care of the place. I peeked out of the door, saw that the coast was clear, and sprinted to my room as I tried to cover myself as well as I could. The door was open, so I bolted in and shut it behind me. I then turned to see the maid's head peeking out of my closet where she had just put some clean clothes. I was so embarrassed! I grabbed a pillow to cover myself and she just walked right by as if nothing had happened. A few minutes later, when I calmed down, I had a very nice session in my room thinking about the look on the maid's face and the whole situation — very nice.
- age 17, Florida
The only person who has ever seen me naked is a friend with whom I used to have mutual masturbation sessions. The first time he saw me naked was in Seville in a hotel. His parents were in one room and he and I stayed in a separate room. That day was memorable — both of us naked and masturbating each other on a cold November night!
- age 22, Portugal
My little brother accidentally walked in on me, as I was about to get in the shower. I told him to leave and he did. It wasn't particularly memorable, but at least I'm honest.
- age 12, United Kingdom
A bunch of us were off-roading in the dusty desert, which covered us with a white film of dirt. On returning, it was time to hit the showers at the resort. So the son of a friend and I began to shower in separate stalls. Suddenly, a wet paper towel came flying into my stall. War was on! I took my wet football shirt, threw it over the stall, and nailed him good. He then threw his wet shorts over at me. From there it was a flying laundromat free-for-all. He then pulled open my curtain and nailed me in the face with a soapy paper towel. We both ran naked around the showers, nailing each other with soapy paper towels. We have become good buddies since then and vow total revenge on each other — I can't wait.
- age 34, California
The guys at PE see me naked when we shower, and sometimes my dad sees me when I shower at home. We share the bathroom because we have only one. He's noticed that I'm growing hair around my penis and that my penis is growing. He's also commented that now I'm growing into a man, and he's made it easy to talk with him about what to expect as I get older. It's great that I can talk with him and not be made fun of, like some of the guys do at school.
- age 13, California
Approximately 200 males in a hot spring and sauna in Pusan, South Korea, saw me naked. It is the largest in Asia. Apart from the local leisure center showers, it is the first time since school that I have actually bathed with so many other males all at the same time. There were Buddhist Monks, Japanese tourists, Korean businessmen, fathers and sons, students, and many others all enjoying the showers, indoor and outdoor saunas, swimming pool, herbal baths, Jacuzzis, waterfall, pummeling, and masseurs. The women have their own adjacent establishment. There is no mixed bathing in Korea.
- age 56, United Kingdom
I live with my grandmother. A few months ago, I had surgery and had no choice whether I wanted to be seen naked. When I came home, I could hardly walk, much less bathe myself. She bathed me all over, except for my genitals; my boxers were still on. Then she handed me the rag and told me to finish while she turned around. I took off my boxers and got an erection. When I finished, she had to help me put my clothes on, including my boxers, and I still had this huge erection! I am sure she saw it, but I could do nothing but sit there naked and hard. She never said anything about it.
- age 15, Georgia
Only my wife, and it was nothing special. Now, if she caught me masturbating, that would be something to talk about.
- age 61, New York
Recently my two best friends (both females my age) and I decided to move in together, as we all were living with our respective parents. We were going to go look at a house and, as I'd just finished work, I needed a shower. We were at my parents' house and they don't have a shower curtain. I'd just turned off the taps and was reaching for a towel when the door opened and in walked one of the girls. I guess she thought I had headed off to my room to dress, because she mumbled something about needing to do her hair. The funniest part was the look on her face. It's not like she's never seen a naked guy before — she turned beet-red and her eyes almost fell out of her head. It had to be the funniest thing I've ever seen.
- age 20, Australia
I started in a winter swim team this year, and at first, I was shy about the other guys seeing me naked in the locker room. But most of the boys showered naked (went in with suits on, then took them off and rinsed them) and also went naked into the steam room. So I tried it and found it was okay. Now I really like it. I don't mind them seeing me naked and I like to look at them and see all our differences — with skin, without skin, long and thin, short and fat. I've even seen a few boners, but everyone tries to hide them. No, no wild orgies, but I know I'm not the only one who likes to peek.
- age 13, Maryland
My sister and my parents have seen me naked, but it's nothing sexual. We are nudists, so we see each other naked almost every day. I would say the most memorable event was last summer. I spent the summer on my relatives' farm. They are also nudists and we were able to be outside while nude. That was the first time I have ever been outside without clothes, and also the first time I have swum without clothes, I loved it!
- age 17, Michigan
The only people who have seen me naked recently were some people of my village whom I met in the sauna of a spa. It is not uncommon to see people of your village in a sauna. When you go to a sauna, you are likely to meet people you know and we don't mind seeing each other naked if we should meet there. This time was memorable because usually I do not go to that sauna, but to a different one where I am seen naked almost every week. Those people know me now because we meet every week.
- age 48, Austria
In the last few months, the only people that have seen me naked are my father and the other guys in the locker room at the local gym. My father sees me naked often because I walk past his room to go to my room after I have showered every night. I also enjoy sitting in the steam room before I shower at the local gym. I am amazed at how many interesting conversations come up when I am sitting in the steam room with other naked men or taking a shower with them.
- age 18, Maryland
I'm seen naked most often by my brother, who is 12. I share a room with him, and we're not overly modest about nudity (not like it's anything we haven't already seen!). If I'm getting out of the shower or getting dressed, it's no big deal and vice versa. I've even walked in on him masturbating a couple of times, and he on me, but there's no mutual masturbation or touching or anything, even though I would certainly like to try. Also, the guys in the showers at school see me, but that doesn't really count.
- age 16, North Carolina
Recently, my 18-year-old nephew was staying with me. I have a see-through shower curtain in my bathroom. One morning, I was in the shower when my nephew had an urgent need to use the bathroom. I was embarrassed because not only could he see me in the shower, but I could see him as well. We ended up having a 15-minute conversation with me naked and him with just his boxer shorts down around his ankles.
- age 34, Pennsylvania
Until last summer, nobody had seen me naked since I was about 8 years old. However, I visited Iceland with two friends, and we went to a public swimming pool. Because the water was not chlorinated, everyone was given a small bar of soap and made to shower naked under the watchful eye of a pool official. If you tried to wash with your swimming trunks on, then you weren't allowed access to the pool. The 3 of us found it very embarrassing to take off our trunks in front of each other, as well as in front of everyone else (I noticed that one of my friends actually had a partial erection). It was even more embarrassing to wash our groin areas while being watched. But a few days later, we decided to go back to the same pool and were a lot more relaxed about seeing each other naked. We now know the size of each other's penises and also how much hair we have grown in that area. That holiday changed my whole feeling about being seen naked.
- age 15, United Kingdom
I have been seen nude at the YMCA. There is a difference between being nude and naked — nude means having no clothes on and being comfortable with it; naked implies a feeling of vulnerability (it is possible to be clothed and yet feel naked). And then there is nakey — which means having no clothes on, not feeling vulnerable and having fun. Nude can be fun, too.
- age 55, Ohio
Other than guys in my gym class, my older brother saw me naked about a month ago. What made that memorable was that I was getting out of the shower having just masturbated, and I still had an erection. I stepped out to find him in the bathroom brushing his teeth. He looked down and asked if I had fun in there. Of course, I was embarrassed.
- age 15, Ontario, Canada
Recently members of my biking club saw me naked. We went on a week-long bike ride, and the camps we stayed at had communal showers. What made it so memorable is that when we all showered together, we realized that all of us shave our testicles (it's more comfortable to ride that way). We became so open about it that we started to do our daily maintenance in the showers. I had never shaved my genitals in front of other guys until then.
- age 25, Pennsylvania
The first time that my best friend and classmates in school saw me naked was so embarrassing! Our high school has a mandatory shower policy. We never had to do that in junior high, but after gym class, our teacher told us we had to shower. She made sure we were naked and then checked off our names when we showered. It was so embarrassing to be in an open shower environment with my friends; still, we all checked each other out. It was surprising to see that most of us shave down. We just looked at each other and smiled. Now we are used to it.
- age 14, California (female)
I work out at a gym about 4 times a week. I usually change and shower in the locker room, and sometimes I sit in the sauna (nude, of course). Although I consider myself straight, I do think it is somewhat erotic to be in a room where there are many other naked or barely clothed men. Every once in a while I hear someone compliment another on his body, physique, or even on specific parts. I think there is nothing wrong or particularly homosexual about admiring another man's body. I do look forward to the end of my workouts, though.
- age 25, California
My family is nudist, so they all see me naked (my mom, dad, and two brothers). Last year the 300 families at our naturist club saw me. I go to the YMCA a few times a week, and anyone in the Y can see me in a shower anytime I go there. Besides that, my friends have seen me naked — both limp and erect. I don't understand why we're so hung up on being seen naked. It is a natural state, and if you have ever skinny-dipped or sun-tanned naked, you would never wear a bathing suit again.
- age 14, Minnesota
My wife sees me naked all the time — also, a work colleague in the showers at the gym, and my doctor who had to examine my butt for hemorrhoids! I could tell you which was the least enjoyable experience, but I think you can probably guess.
- age 35, United Kingdom
My loving male partner and I have been together for over 25 years. We see each other naked all the time. Just last night, we had a mutual masturbation session. It's our favorite activity! As for other guys seeing me, we belong to prime timers. Once a month, we get together for a naked brunch —, some 50 men, stark naked. A lot of friendly groping goes on, and there are some fabulous penises to see.
- age 75, California
Mostly, only my wife has seen me naked. The only exception was one day last summer when I went to a public swimming pool with my friend and his 9-year-old son. They, and a lot of people I don't know, saw me showering and changing in the locker room.
- age 43, Washington
My dad saw me naked yesterday morning — actually, I was completely naked (I sleep nude). For sure, I told him to knock next time, but he made a comment on my womanly development that made me feel very good about myself. It was memorable because my dad has never made comments like that before.
- age 15, California (female)
The last time someone saw me naked was when I was at a cabin up north with my friend. We decided to go into the sauna and when we were hot enough, we ran outside and jumped in a hole in the lake. It was freezing, but it felt great. Then it was just me and my friend standing outside naked as we stared at the stars and watched the steam come off of our bodies.
- age 23, Minnesota
I was showering at school last month and one of the guys commented on the size of my testicles. My penis is average, but my testicles are kind of large and always hang pretty low. I thought it was kind of cool that someone noticed.
- age 16, Ohio
My father-in-law was staying with us and my wife had left for work. I had just started to masturbate and the phone rang. I didn't even think about it and went to get the phone, hard-on and all. My father-in-law saw me totally hard. I was embarrassed, but he said, "You should have just let it ring." I went back to the bedroom and finished up. He later told me he still masturbates.
- age 36, California
No one with whom I am intimate has seen me naked. During the past month, I decided to try out naturism, so quite a lot of people have seen me naked, but it is in no way arousing.
- age 17, United Kingdom
I was extremely shy about being seen naked ever since I started puberty. From the age of about 13, I would always change in private whenever I stayed at friends' houses, or in the locker room at school or at the gym. When I became sexually active at 16, I had no problem with my sexual partner seeing me naked, but I was still shy around others. Just recently, I have joined a gym again and have been slowly working up to allowing others to see me naked. At first, I would always wear my briefs to and from the shower, but now I have no problem in getting naked in front of the other guys at the gym. I am also surprised that my penis is actually much larger than many of the other guys — and I always thought it was so small!
- age 19, Australia
The people who regularly see me naked are all the other boys in my class at school in the changing rooms and showers, my brothers and my dad at home, and the guys in the swimming pool locker room. A few weeks ago, a very fit guy about 20 years old came in and started to shower next to me. I immediately started to get an erection, which he noticed. He jokingly said, "Don't worry about it — it happens to us all!" and carried on washing his body. I think he had a semi-erection himself. He didn't make any more comments, and the situation turned out to be cool because he handled it so that I wouldn't feel embarrassed.
- age 16, United Kingdom
A female friend of mine and I were out on Saturday last week at a public indoor pool. She's always been pretty flighty, and as long as we've known each other, we've had what I guess you could call a flirting type of relationship. That night, we were supposed to meet a bunch of our friends at the pool, but we arrived late because we each had work. When I was about to go into the guys' changing room, she pulled my arm and brought me into the family changing room with her. We got one of those big stalls that families change in, and then we each got into our bathing suits in front of the other. No sexual action came of it, but I had a huge erection for the rest of the night!
- age 19, Florida
I share a bedroom with my brother, who is 21. We see each other naked regularly, while undressing at night or dressing in the morning. We're very comfortable being naked around each other. It's no big deal. When we were younger, we would even bathe and shower together. It's not exactly memorable, except for the fact that I am hugely envious of his penis, which is wider and hairier than mine.
- age 14, Ireland
In the last few months, I am the only person who has seen me naked. It *stinks!*
- age 22, Idaho
Recently, my family was spending an evening at the local athletic club. After some cool swimming, the club was about to close, and we headed to the locker rooms. Only my sister and I went in the pool, so my parents went straight to the lobby. I took an overly long hot shower, which caused my dad to come looking for me. Unfortunately, as I exited the shower, and as he told me to hurry up and asked me what was taking me so long, I noticed the inevitable, telltale, downward glance. Later that night he gave me the talk on how I am still sexually maturing.
- age 14, Michigan
I was changing in a Port-O-Let before my rowing practice. It is the only spot we can change. I forgot to lock the door, and in leaning on it to put on my underpants, I fell through the door! I landed on the rocks (which hurt), with my underwear around my knees. Everyone saw me; I was so embarrassed.
- age 17, Illinois