During college I went to a party with a friend of mine. He got very intoxicated and passed out as soon as we got to his house. We were sharing a bed, and being curious and horny, I sort of looked at him and touched him. I was so turned on I had to masturbate or explode. I am straight, but that was one of the hottest sessions I have ever had. I was afraid of him finding my semen stain, but the next morning I saw the sheets already had plenty. When we got up we both had "morning wood," and he said I was ruining his best masturbation time. I didn't tell him I'd already had mine!
- age 24, Alabama
This Week's Wackiest Response:
I was in the room with a boll weevil. He gave me a funny look, but I don't think he knew.
- age 13, Virginia
When I was in college, I woke up one night and thought I heard my roommate masturbating. I figured if he didn't care, then why should I, so I slowly started to stroke myself. It didn't seem to slow him down any, so I kept right up with him. Shortly, I climaxed all over myself, and he still kept up that steady rhythm – so I joined in again. I must have masturbated 3 or 4 times that night until I finally fell asleep. The next morning when I woke up, I could still hear the noise. I looked over to see that my roommate was gone, but his small fan was blowing at a steady pace. I was a little embarrassed and nervous that I had masturbated several times while he was asleep – but if he knew, he never said anything.
- age 41, Ohio
Boy, it's tough being in college! The work is hard, and then, where can I masturbate? I admit, I did it a few times when I hoped my roommate was asleep.
- age 18, New Hampshire
My best friend and I were at a convention in August. We stayed at a hotel, and we each had separate beds. I had wanted to masturbate all day, but I had to wait for him to fall asleep. It was a little weird because I couldn't make too much noise. But afterwards, I felt good about it because it relieved the stress.
- age 25, New Jersey
I was on the school bus masturbating to my super-hot bus driver. She didn't know, because I was in the back looking over the seat at her. At the time, I was really turned on and was up for anything because I had been saving it up for a while. And then when I was done, I felt like, "What am I doing? Am I stupid or something?" I felt kind of embarrassed afterwards – but while masturbating, I was having a good time.
- age 15, Michigan
I was staying in a hotel room with two friends of mine, a guy and a girl. I guess they thought I had fallen asleep, because they started having sex. After about 10 minutes, she got so loud that I started to get turned on. So I started to watch them out of the corner of my eye as I began stroking myself. It was so erotic to have a live show, and I know they had no idea I was watching.
- age 21, Texas
When I was in high school, two buddies and I decided to camp out almost every weekend in my friend's back yard. After the second night or so, one of my buddies and I discovered through some wrestling that we enjoyed masturbating each other. We would all sit there in the dark and just talk. What one friend didn't know is that while we were talking, the other guy and I were masturbating each other under the blankets. Over the course of that summer, we would do this each time we camped out. Eventually, the one friend would fall asleep and then we would continue our activity with careless abandon, the other guy being a *very* heavy sleeper. If he ever did know, he never gave us any indication.
- age 34, Indiana
I have to share a room with my brother, and he is sleeping when I do it, so I don't worry about anything. Sometimes I feel weird about it, but then I never know if he is doing the same thing when I am asleep. I am just always afraid that he will wake up and go say something to my parents.
- age 15, New Jersey
Sometimes I like to stay up late and then get into bed next to my wife. I wait until she is sleeping soundly and then reach onto my nightstand for a little hand lotion to lube up. I start by stroking quietly. Sometimes I make more noise toward the end, but she has never awakened and seen me stroking right beside her. I ejaculate onto my belly and then cover up quickly. Sometimes it is difficult to pull up my briefs right away because she may be turning in her sleep just then. So I feign sleep until she snores again, and then pull up my briefs.
- age 36, Colorado
I was masturbating in a stall in my university's library, sitting on the toilet nearest the door so that anytime I heard someone come in, I could stop stroking and wait them out. When I finally had an orgasm, it was intense (from all the "Stop & Go"), and I sort of groaned because I figured no one was in the bathroom (I had heard the last person leave). I went back to that same stall a few weeks later and found a note written on the wall from someone who said that I hadn't been alone, and that he had enjoyed listening to me masturbate (in not-so-neutral terms, I might add). He even described what I was wearing. I was so creeped out – I felt violated and dirty for having done that in a public restroom.
- age 18, Canada
I once masturbated on a plane, seated by the window with a blanket over my lap. My friend next to me had no idea what I was doing. I thought it was quite exciting, maybe due to the risk of being discovered – but I had to be sure not to ejaculate because cleaning up the mess discreetly would have been impossible in that situation!
- age 38, United Kingdom
I recall just one occasion, when I was in my late 20s and a friend's younger brother, age 17, was sleeping in an adjacent bed. I had been busy all that week and hadn't taken time to masturbate before I visited my friend and his family for the weekend. I couldn't get to sleep, and I had a throbbing erection. To compound my problem, I didn't have any tissue handy and was afraid I'd awaken my friend's brother if I got up for some. After an hour of trying to ignore my erection, I masturbated slowly in my pajamas, hoping the stain wouldn't be too obvious the next day. It wasn't. Looking back on it now, I should have gotten up for some tissue. Had my friend's brother awakened, it would have been interesting to see his reaction.
- age 62, Michigan
I once masturbated while watching TV with my dad asleep in the same room. He woke up and I just acted as if I was scratching my penis. Then he closed his eyes and I finished. I felt kinky and good after a great orgasm.
- age 16, California
When I was in the Air Force, I often masturbated in bed with other guys in the same room at night. I was a super-stealth masturbator; I could do it with little noise or movement by lightly rubbing just under the head, and I was able to stay very still when I climaxed. I let my underwear soak up the semen; usually it was dry by morning. I didn't worry about spots on the sheets because I also had "wet dreams" to contend with when I didn't masturbate enough. Although I felt guilty, I knew of one guy who shook the entire bed when he masturbated, so I knew I wasn't the only one who was busy under the covers. And then there was the time on the military bus I rubbed a throbbing erection through the front of my tight-fitting Jockeys until I ejaculated in my undies – all while staring blankly out the window. I felt a strange sense of accomplishment that time.
- age 57, Ohio
When I was 16, I went on a geography trip as part of the coursework for our national exams. We stayed in a hostel that had rooms that sleep 10 boys at a time. On the second night, I was really horny and had to masturbate – but to go to the bathroom, I would have had to leave my room and go down a flight of stairs, which frankly I couldn't be bothered to do. So I just masturbated super-quietly in my bed. To begin with, I was quite nervous that someone would hear me, but the more I masturbated the more aroused I got. Before long, I ejaculated and left a large, sticky mass on the sheets. I was on my side while I was doing it and was mainly stimulating the underside of my penis helmet by rubbing my foreskin over it. I'm pretty sure no one figured out what I was doing – and besides, I doubt I was the only one to do it while we were away.
- age 22, United Kingdom
I had to stay at a church camp for one night in tiny, two-room cabins. There were 4 occupied bunk beds in my room and I had a top bunk. One night when I couldn't sleep, the uncontrollable urge suddenly came. I slowly reached my hands down into my sleeping bag and started masturbating. Since I'm uncircumcised, it was easy to stroke my penis head back and forth with my foreskin making hardly any commotion. It was kind of a risk not to make the covers of my sleeping bag move while I was doing it, but at the same time, kind of fun. I don't think my roommates suspected a thing.
- age 15, South Carolina
Having roommates in college almost completely discouraged me from masturbating when anyone was anywhere near the same room, but that's a hard way to live. By my 3rd year, I was fed up with planning my life around roommates. So, at 3:00 a.m. I would masturbate to orgasm – under the covers, very quietly, trying not to make any noise with the bed or with my orgasm – while my roommate slept not 10 feet away. As far as I know she never woke up, so I got bolder and started doing it almost nightly. This heightened my bravery even more, and I started doing it on the bottom bunk during Christmas or summer break, while my sister slept on the top bunk. I figure people are fairly heavy sleepers and won't wake up because of a few stifled moans and a little squeakiness of the bed.
- age 21, Tennessee (female)
I was at a Bible camp when I was 14. I had to room with two other guys who were really hot. It was during the summer, so it was quite warm in the room. One of the guys was sleeping nude and the other didn't have a shirt on. I had the top bunk and I felt an erection coming on, so I went with it. I masturbated and masturbated and had one of the best orgasms of my life. Neither of them suspected anything.
- age 17, Wisconsin
I used to masturbate with my dad asleep in the room when I was supposed to be asleep as well. The thought of being discovered added immensely to the sessions. I also masturbated once on the balcony of my sister's house one night. Just as I was approaching orgasm, someone came out, but the other person never caught on.
- age 48, Missouri
On one of my summer breaks from college, I worked at a business that had cubicles. Mine wasn't all that secluded, but the heights of the desk and my office chair were perfect. I rubbed my penis up against the desk and had one of the most intense orgasms of my life.
- age 22, Tennessee
Once when my family went to France, my brothers and I went to sleep in the hotel room. I was quite horny, but my brothers were still awake, so I stroked my penis slowly without sharp moves and had an amazing orgasm. It was a huge relief when I "finished the job."
- age 14, Israel
When I was 16, I was on vacation with my parents. It was about 3:00 a.m. in the hotel room. I was in one bed; my parents were in the other. The room was totally dark, so I kicked off the covers and masturbated. I was nervous, but horny as could be. I never found out if they knew what I did.
- age 29, Washington
I was on a school trip with some friends and we were lodged 4 to a room. One night after lights-out, I could hear the boy on the bed next to me wanking, so I decided to join him. I could hear his deep breathing and panting, even though he was trying to keep it quiet. I ended up doing exactly the same – but it was embarrassing because when I was ready for orgasm, it was so good that I cried out in pleasure. Luckily, only the other boy heard – and happily, all he said to me was, "So it was good then."
- age 15, United Kingdom
I've never masturbated with anyone else in the room. I won't even masturbate if the dog or cat is present in the room.
- age 47, New Jersey (female)
One night, I was looking at some *interesting* videos on the Internet, when my brother barged in and started watching TV (it is in the same room). I was already quite turned on and didn't want to give up the feeling. I was wearing shorts at the time, so I just poked my penis down one of the legs and continued. I was very nervous about being found out, but I don't think he knew. Ironically, it was a technique I had learned from him while secretly watching him in the same predicament a few weeks before!
- age 16, North Carolina
When I was a teen, I would often go on fishing trips with my best friend. Once when we were 17, we borrowed a camper trailer from his uncle. That night as we lay about 3 feet apart, I got an erection and begin masturbating by moving my thumb very slowly against the part of my penis that is most sensitive, just below the glans. I remember being stimulated by thinking that I could be found out, but at the same time, I was being very careful not to move too much or breathe too hard. The focus on being quiet led to an intense, hot, tingling feeling all through my groin and penis before and during orgasm. After the glow subsided, I had a big urge to pee, and so I took that opportunity to clean myself up.
- age 41, Massachusetts
I go to a boys' boarding school and we sleep in large dormitories – 16 guys in each with only a couple of feet between each bed. Obviously, privacy is limited, and sometimes the guy in the bed next to mine masturbates with me – but mostly I have to do it on the quiet (as most of the other guys do, too). At least 5 nights a week I masturbate before I fall asleep. It's not ideal, but I know others are doing it, too, because there are slurping noises throughout the night. No one ever mentions it in the morning, though.
- age 15, South Africa
I became a master of silent masturbation during the 4 years that I had college roommates. Every night upon getting into bed, I would lie on my stomach and go at it by rapidly squeezing my penis, which had been my usual way of masturbating since I discovered this pleasant pastime at age 4. I didn't mind ejaculating into my pajamas, and I even found that the warm wetness would ease me into sleep.
- age 69, Canada
Once my female cousin spent the night at my house. She was sleeping in the bed next to mine. I faked sleep, as I waited for her to fall asleep so I could masturbate. After an hour, I noticed she had her hand in her panties and was masturbating herself. I got an erection instantly and started rubbing my penis under the covers. I masturbated myself to orgasm 3 times. She never noticed what I did, and I never told her about it.
- age 15, Florida
I masturbated in the presence of my 16-year-old son without him knowing. I had to go to New York on business, and he wanted to go along because he had never been there. We stayed in the same hotel room. I was in the shower and was extra-horny, so I started to stroke it – not uncommon for me. I was going pretty good and just about to ejaculate when he came in already dressed to finish getting ready to go out to dinner. I stopped briefly, but I could not go without having that orgasm. The shower stall door was glass, but steamy, so I just turned around with my butt facing the door and finished it off. I don't think he suspected anything at all. But if he knew, I don't think he would have cared – we have discussed masturbation several times.
- age 37, Virginia
Actually, it was also the first time I had an orgasm. I was about 12 years old and riding in the back of a 6-seat airplane with a bunch of people I didn't know. Everyone in the seats ahead of me was looking out the windows. I had an erection, so I began to play with myself, when all of a sudden it happened. How bizarre!
- age 19, Canada
I was about 19 and a college sophomore. My roommate was in the bottom bunk below me. The bed was shaking a little – maybe she did know! Also, when I was younger, I used to masturbate a lot. I shared a room with my older sister, and almost every night I would masturbate, hoping she was asleep or masturbating herself and not concerned.
- age 32, Florida (female)
I masturbated in the back of our station wagon on the way home from a vacation. My parents had no idea. At the time it was great, because the chance of getting "caught" heightened the pleasure. But afterwards, I was just totally turned off from ever doing it again.
- age 15, Pennsylvania
My home office is a smaller room, an annex of my living room with an open archway in between. After Sunday dinner, when the in-laws were visiting, I went into the office, went online, and visited JackinWorld. While the others were just a few feet away talking and having coffee, I decided to take matters into hand. I had a very quick session, but a terrific orgasm. All the while, I was wondering if they would "catch" me. This was very intense, but to this day, no one has said or mentioned anything. I guess I was quiet enough not to be noticed.
- age 35, New Jersey
Guilty – I felt kind of sick getting my pleasure while someone else was sleeping next to me in bed and unaware of what I was up to.
- age 17, United Kingdom (female)
When I was younger, I had the hots for a co-worker – our desks were adjacent to each other. Often I would have these wild thoughts and masturbate by rubbing my penis through my pants. I would get really nervous about it seeping through, but as far as I know, it never did. Looking back on it, I must say that it was a stupid thing to do – but it was also quite exciting. I remember having great orgasms, but being very quiet about it.
- age 45, Florida
My first semester at college was the first time in my life I'd ever shared a bedroom with someone. For about 5 years, I had been masturbating in bed and falling asleep afterward. When I first got a roommate, I was very hesitant to masturbate in bed – but one night I couldn't hold out any longer, so I masturbated while he was asleep. He suddenly started talking and I thought I was busted, but it turned out he was just talking in his sleep. I masturbated with him asleep in the room for months afterward.
- age 33, Nevada
The flight was mostly empty, so I took advantage of it. It was at night, dark, and I was wearing a sweatshirt that enabled me to unzip my fly without being seen. The people closest to me were across the aisle and one row back. I ejaculated into a sock that I had in my carry-on bag, and the orgasm was definitely memorable. Even though I didn't think I would be discovered, the idea of doing this in a public area added to the excitement. And it felt good to have satisfied myself right then and there, even so close to others. I had been extremely aroused for hours and couldn't wait until we landed.
- age 20, California
I was in the 6th grade at a sleepover birthday party. None of the guys knew what I was doing under the blanket, even when I was talking to them. I thought I was so slick!
- age 17, Maryland
I was about 23 at the time and a counselor at a summer camp in a bunk house full of 15-to-18-year-old boys. I had to break up a wrestling match. I got an erection when I pulled one sweaty boy off another one. When I got them all calmed down and in bed, I still had it. I lay there in the hot summer night listening to bed springs squeak as I felt my penis throb, and I yelled out in the dark for whoever it was to stop masturbating. They all laughed and everyone made their bed springs squeak. That's when I did it.
- age 46, Georgia
Once I masturbated while my 20-year-old brother had to sleep in my bed while his room was being painted. It was a real turn-on to masturbate while my older brother was inches away from me. When it was time for me to ejaculate (I normally ejaculate a lot and far), I covered myself with my blanket and just let it go. When we both woke up the next morning and I was making up the bed, there were two semen stains – one on my blanket and one on his.
- age 18, Barbados
Once I was on a trip to London with a friend, and we had to share a small double room with only one not-very-large bed in it. On the second morning I woke up and felt a huge urge to masturbate right then. My friend was still asleep, and I started off with him lying just about 30 centimeters away from me. It went quite fast and was one of the best orgasms I ever had. He obviously didn't realize anything – otherwise, I am sure, he would have talked to me about it.
- age 26, Germany
Once when I was at a volleyball practice, I went into this area that was used for storage. I felt really bored, so I just pulled my pants down and started to masturbate. Knowing that the others were there made me feel really good. I had a great orgasm, and I would do it again if I had the chance!
- age 13, California
When I was about 8 years old, I would occasionally stay overnight at my aunt's house. Though he was a good 4 years my senior, her son and I shared an interest in science and mechanics and enjoyed one another's company a lot. Lying in his bed at night, we would quietly but eagerly plan experiments to undertake the following day until we were too tired to stay awake any longer. Though completely non-sexual, our talk seemed to excite us both, and we would masturbate to orgasm. He could ejaculate and would promptly conk out, but at that age, I couldn't. Frustrated, I would wait until I thought he was soundly enough asleep that I wouldn't disturb him, and then I'd have another go at getting relief, eventually exhausting myself so I could sleep as well. After my 10th birthday, I was finally able to ejaculate, but by then we rarely slept together.
- age 47, California
I have masturbated many times while my friend lay next to me asleep. We usually sleep in the same bad when I spend the night, and we usually sleep nude. I get horny under the hot covers, and I can't shake off the urge to masturbate. So, I usually wait until he is asleep, and I masturbate quietly next to him. The fact that my closest guy friend is right next to me makes the experience even hotter. I feel extremely exhilarated while doing it, but afterwards I feel guilty for "taking advantage of the situation."
- age 16, New Mexico
It was pretty routine for me when I was a college freshman. My roommate and I never talked about masturbation, and had not even admitted to each other that we did it (this was nearly 25 years ago and times were different). He also never went out and was always studying, so he was in the room constantly. Sometimes when I knew he would be in class and I was not, I had some good private masturbation sessions. But when our schedules did not allow that, my only option was to masturbate at night in the dark after I thought he was asleep. I was so afraid of being heard, but I just had to do it. (I'm sure you guys know *that* feeling!) Only once in the entire year did I hear some extra "blanket rustling" from his side of the room. And yes, when I heard that, I secretly joined in and masturbated, too, in the dark on my side of the room!
- age 40, New Hampshire
The night of my bachelor party, I stayed over with my best friend whom I have known since we were both 6 years old. I had a really hard time going to sleep. He was in his bed and I was on the floor in a sleeping bag. When I was positive he was asleep, and because I couldn't take it anymore, I whipped it out and started going at it. Because of all the excitement and nudity and all the beautiful women rubbing and grinding at the party, it took me only a couple of minutes to explode. I was very quiet and fast. At the time I just felt horny, but I felt weird just afterward – I was afraid that he wasn't really asleep or that he might have seen me or something. I got over it, but to this day I feel strange about my secret and hope he would have done the same if he had been in my situation. Maybe he masturbated, too, after I was asleep. We'll never know.
- age 32, California