When I was 21, my college roommate and I were quite open with one another. Masturbation was a frequent discussion topic, as was sex, even though I was still a virgin. I think it was my third semester rooming with him when he told me he'd bought a sex toy, a fake vagina. Knowing that I was a virgin he offered to let me try it so I could "see what I was missing." So one day while he was at class, I lubed up and went at it. I think I ejaculated within a minute. It was the greatest sensation I'd ever felt. Needless to say, the manufacturer promptly made another sale. My roommate just smiled when I told him that I'd tried his toy and absolutely loved it. After I received my toy, we masturbated with them in front of each other, showing how to get different sensations. It's too bad we only did this once; I really enjoyed the experience. Even though I'm happily married now, I still have that sex toy and enjoy using it regularly.
- age 28, Pennsylvania
This Week's Wackiest Response:
I used the office paper shredder. I would put the important documents in there and shred them. The paper shavings would fall onto my penis as I was masturbating. Oh, it felt so good – then my boss fired me when he caught me.
- age 37, New York
Four years ago, my wife and I stayed at my sister-in-law's house while they were on vacation. Around midnight, I woke up with a need to urinate, so I went to the bathroom. As I was urinating, I noticed green silk panties on the floor. I could see that they had been worn recently, because they had a stain mark in the crotch. I decided to make a stain of my own in my sister-in-law's panties. At the time, it was erotic, but I felt guilty afterward. Still, I did it a couple times more, even after she returned. Today, I still have a fetish for women's underwear.
- age 23, Iowa
I used a pair of dirty knickers that I stole from my sister's friend when she was staying over at our house. I rubbed my face in them as I masturbated and it was a very intense and satisfying session. I did feel very strange afterward and a bit guilty, I suppose, but it didn't stop me from doing it again the next night. I still have them and use them quite a lot.
- age 15, United Kingdom
I often used my dad's adult magazines when I was home alone. He usually had a Penthouse Forum in his dresser that I would read and then masturbate to. I was always very careful to put it back exactly as I had found it. Sometimes, I would worry that when he returned home I might have put it back incorrectly and he would discover it, but that never happened.
- age 28, Nevada
I once borrowed my brother's electric razor to shave off all my pubic hair before I masturbated. Unfortunately, he heard the buzzing noise and caught me at it just as I was doing my scrotum. This was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life, because no one had previously seen me with an erection, and certainly not shaving my hair.
- age 14, Scotland
I once found a used athletic cup in the locker room after college swim class and used it to masturbate in for weeks.
- age 35, Kentucky
I asked my best friend this question and he began to list everything on my desk and a few personal items. He was completely serious; you see, he comes over nearly every weekend and masturbates (he has blocks on his Internet at home). Here is a heavily revised list of items in my rather small bedroom that he has used: computer monitor, keyboard, printer, book of CDs, mouse, mouse pad, pen mug, drink holder (and ashtray), internet hookup, an erotic toy in my small collection, a dresser, cabinet, bedspread, floor (several times), mattress, desk chair, backpack, remote control (both stereo and television), flashlight, and the box to my MGS2 game. Unfortunately, I believe him. This is the same kid who masturbated in a Catholic church, but was left out of that Question of the Week (too many of those, maybe?). I'm going to have to start covering my things with plastic.
- age 16, Washington
When I was younger, about 14 or 15, I frequently would use a low-powered electric sander to masturbate. It was my father's. I never felt guilty – the orgasms it gave were too good to feel any guilt over using his sander.
- age 20, New York
I am over at my best friend's house a lot. A few times when I was upstairs alone, I would sneak into my friend's room or his sister's and pull out a pair of his underwear or her panties. Then I would go to the bathroom and masturbate, shoot my load inside them, and then put them back where I got them. For the next week, I would be so horny wondering if they were wearing that pair of undies with my semen next to their bodies.
- age 14, California
A friend told me of the fantastic orgasm he had had while masturbating using a butt plug. He let me try it and then I went out and bought one of my own. Masturbation ecstasy has improved.
- age 45, Canada
I once used the back of a friend's comb for anal foreplay during a shower masturbation session. Afterward, I felt bad because I knew I wouldn't want anyone to use my comb for that. I talked to him about it afterward and he said it was no problem since he had only used that comb to do the same thing. This made me feel very dirty because it meant that I had shared an anal dildo.
- age 16, Connecticut
I used the video of a friend masturbating as my own stimulus. I found it by mistake when I was house sitting for him. I only felt bad that I couldn't tell him I had seen it. It would have been a great overture to asking him to masturbate with me.
- age 45, Washington
Once I was in my friend's house and her family had to go out for a few hours while I stayed there. I was looking around in her room and saw a vibrator. I had always wanted to see how it felt, so I tried it and it felt *great.* When my friend came home, I told her what I had done, and then she showed me different ways to use it.
- age 14, New York (female)
My mother had had a stuffed animal for years and one day as I was cleaning out the basement, I noticed that it had a tear in it. I slid a finger inside and felt it sink into the stuffing. She hadn't even seen the thing in ages. Naturally, I got ideas about what else I could put in there. When I was alone next, I tried it, and for a stuffed animal, it was fantastic. But yes, I did feel a twinge of guilt afterward. Here was something my own mother had owned for years and I was getting off in it – how sick was that? After a while though, I started to realize that it was really no big deal – she didn't want it anymore, and it was just a toy, after all.
- age 21, Connecticut
I swiped a pair of briefs from the gym locker of the boy next to me and put them on, got dressed, and left the gym. I was hot all day and couldn't wait to get home so I could masturbate. I thought I'd never stop ejaculating. I used them for about a week, and then threw them away. I've never done anything like that since, but I have asked my girlfriend if she'd lend me panties so I could wear them and then masturbate, and she has agreed. It is very hot, and it's probably something I'll do the rest of my life to spice things up.
- age 19, California
My best friend's teenage brother used a sock once when he masturbated. On a camping trip a few years ago, out of the corner of my eye I saw him masturbating one night. When he was ready to ejaculate, he reached for a sock and put it down his sleeping bag, over his penis, and ejaculated into it. Then he took the sock out and threw it down near the tent door near our shoes and socks. Long after he fell asleep, I took the sock and kept it. The next day, he couldn't figure out where it had gone, but quickly forgot about it. Now, I occasionally use it to masturbate whenever I want to relive the hot memory of watching him that night. Even though I wash it to keep it clean, I feel very turned on whenever I use it because I know he had his penis in it that hot summer night in late 1997.
- age 28, Australia
I share a room with my 18-year-old brother, who was not home the other night. I snooped through his stuff and found his porn mags and one of those fake female torso sex models that I knew he had. I walked in on him using it before and have been wanting to use it ever since. I got an erection as soon as I saw it in his drawer and excitedly locked the door – the anticipation was killing me. I lubed up and unofficially lost my virginity. Since I am a virgin, that was the most pleasureable experience I have ever had. My brother found out I had used it and wasn't mad at all; he saw it as me becoming a man. We sometimes even take turns in it.
- age 16, Illinois
Once while visiting another couple, I went to the bathroom and saw a vibrator with several attachments on the vanity. One was a cup obviously meant to fit over a man's penis. It took me all of a few seconds to have a powerful orgasm. I then had to clean up the cup attachment, and rejoin the others. Later, the guy told me he had left it out on purpose, listened at the door, and heard the motor. He was so matter-of-fact that it didn't bother me. I went out immediately and bought one of those things! Nice!
- age 68, Texas
I used a female friend's panties to help me climax one time while she watched. The excitement made me squirt the biggest load I've ever shot in my life – around ten or twelve strong spurts of semen, which seemed to mesmerize her. We're now a couple!
- age 26, Sweden
Once when I was a teenager, I was babysitting and it was very late. The kid was asleep. Earlier that evening, he had been looking for something in his parents' drawers and come across a vibrator. After the boy fell asleep, I went in there to use the bathroom and decided to get the vibrator out and try it. Afterward I felt embarrassed and kind of dirty – as though I had violated their privacy. And, I wondered if I had exposed myself to any diseases.
- age 23, Washington (female)
Once when we were 13, my friend slept over. He left for an hour the next morning for his sports game, but left his stuff at my house. The night before, we had masturbated in the dark, but in each other's presence. So that morning, I used his boxers to masturbate with. But then I came to my senses and stopped. He's my best friend, and it was a major invasion of his privacy.
- age 15, New Jersey
When I was in college, a female friend of mine left her handbag in my dorm room. There was a tank top in the bag, so I grabbed it and started rubbing my penis with it. It was really soft and smelled just like her. I lasted only two minutes with it because it felt incredible. I made sure not to ejaculate until I took the top away from my penis so there wouldn't be a mess. From that point on, I remembered my session every time I saw her wearing it.
- age 21, Georgia
I have used a pair of women's panties. I was helping my mom take care of one of my sister's friend's houses when I took a wrong turn on the way to the bathroom and ended up in my sister's friend's room. I knew no one was in the house except my mom, who was in the hot tub; so I used the panties. The combined effect of using someone's panties and being in a strange environment made it the best session ever!
- age 14, Virginia
I was house sitting for a buddy of mine who had gone out of town. Before he left, he showed me around and explained the remotes and how to work the VCR. Then he said jokingly the porn was under the bed. On the second night there, I decided to take a peek and see if he was serious. He had some amazing videos that I watched all night. It felt sort of weird to masturbate while watching his movies and lying in his bed, where I'm sure he's done the same thing hundreds of times. But it was exciting at the same time. I told him I enjoyed his movies when he got back. He just smiled and said that he hoped I washed the sheets, so I guess he didn't mind.
- age 27, Texas
When I was about 13, I went into my parents' room and snooped in their drawers. I found a case for eyeglasses and thought it would be the perfect size for my penis. It was soft, velvety, and fit my penis perfectly, so I went for it! I had dry ejaculations then, and climaxed often each day. Once, after humping the eyeglass case, I forgot to put it away and my mother found it lying out. She asked if I had been snooping around in her drawers. I said I had looked at her old eyeglasses to see what she wore back in the 60's. Very shortly thereafter, I started shooting a full load, and so quit f***ing the eyeglass case – reluctantly.
- age 33, Michigan
A friend once asked me to keep some of his sex toys when he thought they were in danger of being discovered. Included were a dildo that he had received as a gag gift (but that I know he used anally because he told me so) and a masturbation sleeve that you wrap around your penis for more texture. I used both – partly because I was curious about them, and partly because my friend turns me on a lot, although he doesn't know this. It was like having third-person sexual contact with him. When I returned them he said, "You probably used them." Of course, I denied it. I don't feel guilty about it – so what's the big deal? I cleaned them before and after.
- age 20, New Jersey
What? Betray another person's trust? Never!
- age 13, Virginia
I didn't exactly intend to do this. It occurred to me that my son was 12 and I hadn't yet had "the talk" with him. I thought back to when I was his age, remembering the crusty sock under my bed. So, I went to his bedroom and pulled up the bedspread. Lo and behold – there were *several* crusty socks under his bed. And yes, one of them was damp. That unmistakable smell of bleach just sent me off into my own bedroom to take care of my urge. We had "the talk" the next day and I assured him that it was okay to enjoy his fun, but to try to remember to put his crusty socks in the laundry once in a while.
- age 54, Tennessee
I usually would use a back massager, but recently, I got my mom's mink coat and put it over my genitals with the massager over it. It feels *so* good!
- age 16, California
A couple of years ago, I was sleeping over at my best friend's house while his parents were away. I waited until my friend was asleep and then got up and snuck into his parents' bedroom. I opened his mum's underwear drawer and took out one of her G-strings, stripped naked, put the g-string on, and then lay on the floor, masturbating and thinking about how hot she is. Afterward, I felt great. I kept the G-string and masturbated with it on many more times.
- age 18, Australia
I used my best friend's sex doll while he was in the shower. I felt really excited using it, for as I used it, I noticed that it still had his semen in it. It was still warm, so I knew that he had just used it. I felt kind of guilty afterward, but he asked me how it went, so I think he saw me.
- age 16, Wisconsin
Once I used my dad's underwear to masturbate into so I would not leave a mess. I put them in the hamper. If anyone suspected, they never mentioned it. Even though I felt funny afterward, it still turned me on.
- age 52, California
I don't know if you'd call this an "object," but I snitched some of my friend's lube to use for myself. He had a bottle of Astroglide and had let me use it when we masturbated together once while camping. I loved it, but hadn't had a chance to buy some of my own. So I put some in a plastic bag when he was out of his room and sneaked it home. I felt a little bad about it, but I didn't think he would mind. Still, if I get a chance to buy some, I'll get him some too, to make up for what I took.
- age 13, Maryland
Once, I was spending the night at my friend's house and got up in the middle of the night. I felt the urge to masturbate, so I went into his sister's room. She's 21 and wasn't home. I grabbed one of her thongs from her drawers and masturbated with it. Later on, I guess she found out about it and it turned her on to know that I did it. I was scared that she was going kick my butt, but she didn't and she told me that if I ever wanted to do it again, feel free. It's funny how some things work out!
- age 19, Washington
When I was nine, my best friend and I discovered a stash of highly explicit images cut from magazines and kept loose in a copy of Boy's Life in his father's dresser along with a pair of silky red underwear. We shared the materials as we watched each other masturbate. Afterward, I felt quite guilty about having played with the silky underwear. I kept imagining that it was what his dad wore when he and his mother "made" my friend and I felt gross. I quite enjoyed the photos though, and told my mother that I wanted to subscribe to Boy's Life. I was quite disappointed to find that the magazine was always devoted to the Boy Scouts and had no photos like the ones my friend and I found.
- age 34, Georgia
I have a thing for underwear and I used to have a roommate that I thought was really cute. One day I was home alone and found a pair of his briefs. I was so horny that I couldn't resist using them to masturbate. It was so intense to know that his package had touched the same spot as mine; I ejaculated instantly. I hid them and did it again about five more times. Then I put them back in his room, unwashed. It was the hottest thing ever, but I feel a bit guilty that I invaded his space.
- age 27, Canada
I once stole a neighbor's black satin bra from her laundry basket in the basement. I then went into my bedroom and masturbated with it, ejaculating all over one of the soft, satiny cups. I was going to put it back, but felt quite guilty and just couldn't do it; so I ended up throwing it away. To make me feel even guiltier, I saw my neighbor in our college elevator a day later, and it appeared that she wasn't wearing a bra. To this day, I wonder if she knew that I had taken her bra.
- age 21, New York
When I was a teenager I occasionally babysat for a neighbor and looked after their two young kids when they went out for evenings. With the kids asleep and 3 hours to spare, I would nose around the house. I found quite a lot of sexual stuff hidden away, and on several occasions, I dressed up in and played with some of the items. I stopped after a while when the novelty had gone and the risks I was taking dawned on me.
- age 27, United Kingdom (female)
When I shared a house with a very good-looking foreign student, I took a pair of his tight boxer shorts and would sometimes wear them or simply poke my erect penis and balls through the fly hole when masturbating. I knew he had a large penis and masturbated regularly, sometimes to porn on TV, but I could never get up the nerve to suggest doing it together. But one time in his room, I found a pair of his shorts on the floor, still soaked with his semen; so I quickly lay down on his bed, got my penis out, and pumped furiously to a great orgasm, being careful to ejaculate my semen into the same wet spot.
- age 50, Canada
I once took one of my older brother's Viagra tablets about an hour before masturbating. The session and especially the ejaculation was by far the best that I've ever experienced. I hardly recognized my penis because it was so much longer and more erect than normal. It looked completely circumcised because my foreskin had drawn back completely over my glans. Afterward, I didn't really care whether he found out because the experience was so tremendous that it was worth the risk.
- age 17, Germany
Years ago when I was sharing a house with my brother, I came across a few of his porn magazines and "borrowed" them a few times while he was at work. I enjoyed looking at the pictures of some very "cozy" couples while I masturbated. I saw nothing wrong with "borrowing," because I always returned the magazines as I found them. I doubt that he ever realized that I knew about his magazines.
- age 45, Texas (female)
I was staying at a hotel in Atlanta and feeling really horny. The bathroom had some shampoo sampler bottles that were long and narrow. The night before I checked out, I used one for anal stimulation and then left it in the bathroom. When I was a teen, I was at an overnighter at my best friend's house. When he fell asleep, I was feeling the urge, so I went into the bathroom to masturbate and found a pair of his dirty underwear that he had worn that day on the floor. I put them on and masturbated in them. I figured it would be okay since they were dirty and were going to be washed, but the next morning he woke up and put them back on. I noticed that I had left a stain on the front and laughed a little. He looked down, noticed that his underwear were still damp from my ejaculation and yelled out "GROSS! You [masturbated] in my underwear, didn't you?" I cracked up laughing then told him he could [masturbate] in mine if he wanted. We had masturbated together before and so he said okay. I took off my underwear and he put them on. Then I masturbated naked and he did it in my underwear. We joked about it for days and ended up swapping dirty underwear all the time.
- age 42, California
I often steal panties from a girl who lives down the street. After she hangs them up to dry, I wait a little while and run in her yard real fast and grab them. Her panties are so soft, and I use them to rub my penis to get an erection just before I start using lube. When I'm stroking my penis with my hand, I hold her panties in my other hand and use it to stimulate my scrotum. Afterwards when I think about it, I wonder if she notices how many of her panties are missing!
- age 18, Hawaii
No! Never! Alone thinking of it is awkward! I could never look in that person's eyes again!
- age 26, Germany
Last fall, when I knew my roommate was gone home for the weekend, I decided this would be an excellent opportunity to catch up on my masturbation sessions. As I began masturbating, I noticed my roommate's white briefs sitting on top of his laundry-basket heap. I had the incredible urge to wrap them around my penis and finish my session and ejaculate into them. I am not gay, but this session was one of the most intense, exciting masturbation experiences I had: thinking about my roommate's penis and where that underwear had been. I have done this a few times since, mostly right before I do laundry so I can rinse them out before I secretly return his shorts.
- age 19, Pennsylvania