When I was in my early 20s, I had to do several hours of research at a local college library. While I was reading (nothing erotic), I began to feel that I was going to ejaculate. The more I tried to ignore the feeling, the more intense it grew. Finally I got up, went to the bathroom, and went into a stall. As I stood there with my pants down, semen began to pour out of my penis and into the toilet just like urine. I zipped up and went back to my reading – a lot more relaxed than before.
- age 39, Mississippi
This Week's Wackiest Response:
Masturbating without your hands is easy if you have a bag of walnuts and very agile legs.
- age 15, New York
When I was young and just exploring the joys of masturbation, I began experimenting with different ways to reach orgasm. The one that worked best was to fold a pillow a certain way and slide my penis in and out of the folds. The only problem was the mess it created.
- age 18, Canada
It was weird, because I wasn't really thinking about masturbation or sex. I was just lying on my side and moving my pelvis around, mainly out of boredom. It was morning and I didn't want to get up. I also had a massive erection. Then suddenly, I exploded.
- age 16, New Jersey
I was standing in the middle of my room, naked and erect, thinking about having sex with my girlfriend (it still hasn't happened). Suddenly, I began to ejaculate. It was strange, but it felt *so* good!
- age 14, Michigan
All these years that I have been masturbating, I have never used my hands. I'm by myself quite a bit. The way I climax is by rubbing my erect penis against my waterbed sheets, which feels great! And my orgasms are quite intense.
- age 30, Wisconsin
I have a laptop that I use as my main computer. Somehow, I had managed to go several weeks without masturbating (my longest period of abstinence). One night, I was just sitting with my laptop in my lap, watching TV, and talking to friends. I guess the fact that I hadn't done it in a few weeks made me horny and sensitive enough to get an erection. With my erect penis against the warm computer, even though through my pants, I felt a very familiar and excellent sensation begin to build. Then I climaxed and ejaculated. It was awesome!
- age 16, Georgia
When I was about 13, I was helping my dad in the garage using an orbital sander on a piece of wood. I was sitting down and had the piece of wood on my lap. Being 13, getting an erection at odd times was nothing new to me, so I didn't think much about it when it happened. Instead, I just kept sanding away. The orgasm came pretty quickly and before I realized it, I had ejaculated into my jeans. I wasn't wearing any underwear, so it made a pretty good wet spot. Still, I was able to cover it up until it dried and no one was the wiser.
- age 25, Connecticut
Once, I woke up halfway through an intense sex dream. It was so intense that I sat up to watch my penis bounce up and down and then ejaculate. It was strange, but a pretty good orgasm, nevertheless.
- age 18, Iowa
Being female, I often achieve orgasm without my hands! My favorite and most customary way is to take advantage of the warm, rushing water from my bathtub spigot.
- age 30, Georgia (female)
By contracting and releasing a muscle in or near my anus (I think it's my anal sphincter) I can stimulate my prostate. It took a while, but I was able to have an orgasm by doing this.
- age 17, Michigan
I had abstained from ejaculating for over a week before I did this. I sat naked in my room with an erection, breathed heavily, and fantasized about sexual situations while looking in the mirror. I stretched my body and continued breathing heavily for about 30 minutes. Then I ejaculated. The intensity was all I had hoped it would be, but it took a lot of preparation and time.
- age 23, California
I have masturbated by lying on my back on the floor of the tub and letting the massage setting on the showerhead hit my genitals. I did this a lot before I discovered other ways to masturbate, and eventually, the use of my hands.
- age 17, Canada (female)
I hang from a chinning bar and bring my knees up to my chest so that I go into a sort of fetal position. It is an exercise that works my lower abdominals; but surprise, surprise! I discovered that it also creates a wonderful orgasm. No rubbing of my penis is involved; not even my legs touch it. The orgasm and ejaculation come from the tension and pressure of working my lower abdominals. You just have to find the exact position that makes you feel tingly and then hold it.
- age 19, Texas
I am lucky to be able to suck my own penis, and I regularly ejaculate using my tongue and mouth for stimulation, without using my hands at all. I do a lot of yoga and have an extremely flexible back; so I can actually bend my head down far enough to get most of my erect penis into my mouth, if I want.
- age 22, United Kingdom
Last year while visiting Japan, I stayed at a 5-star hotel with *very* fancy bathrooms. The toilets have mechanisms for washing your anus, and hand dryers and basins next to the toilet. The hand dryer can be directed wherever you want it. So I sat down on the toilet, directed the hot-air dryer at my penis, and turned on the "anal washer" (which directed a very strong jet of water onto my anus). With both the hair dryer and the jet of water shooting on me, I soon had a fairly weak orgasm.
- age 15, New Zealand
I used a sex toy – an artificial vagina. I don't know the name of the material; but when you sprinkle a bit of baby powder and put some lubricant on it, the feeling is surprisingly natural. As a matter of fact, it took me by surprise and I ejaculated almost immediately after penetration. It was one of the most intense orgasms I'd had in recent memory. I'm glad you asked, because it brought back nice memories.
- age 33, New York
Being disabled, I have a "tens" unit for back pain. I put one of the pads on my frenulum, turned it on, and before long I had an erection and an orgasm. I have done this several times and each time I turn the electric current up a little more. It works for me!
- age 52, California
Excluding the obvious technique of thrusting my body against my mattress, I have had just one spontaneous orgasm in my life. During my 12th summer – but before I learned to masturbate – erections were common, although I had not yet started to have wet dreams. For about a year, however, whenever I was alone, I had enjoyed having my erect penis out of my pants. A few days after summer vacation began, I was sitting around with my little erection out when I felt a tingly yet pleasant sensation in my groin. Suddenly, I was certain I had to urinate, so I ran to the bathroom just in time to ejaculate into the toilet. I had done nothing to reach orgasm except let my erection hang out for over an hour. I had no idea what had just happened, because no one had ever talked to me about masturbation. That was my first, and only, spontaneous orgasm with an ejaculation.
- age 62, Michigan
My first hands-free orgasm happened as I was swimming alone in a friend's pool. I'd stopped in the deep end and was hanging onto the side of the pool when I noticed the pleasant tingling sensations of the water-jet as it swept over my groin area. I quickly went back to seek out the jet's location for more of those wonderful sensations. In moments, my penis began peeking out from the leg of my swim trunks. I slipped off my trunks and tossed them aside as I began moving back and forth, letting the powerful stream of water work its magic on my penis. Minutes later, I climaxed. I've also had many wonderful hands-free orgasms in the shower, positioning myself to let the stiff stream of water from the showerhead bring me to an incredible climax. For some reason, hands-free orgasms seem to be much more intense than regular hand jobs.
- age 49, California
The homemade, artificial vagina is always good. For that, I use a nitrile glove wrapped in a piece of foam rubber that is 1 inch thick and about 7 by 16 inches in area. Then I wrap that with an ace bandage (not too tightly). When I fold the open end of the glove back over the foam rubber, it's ready to go. Add rubber bands as needed for more tightness. But I don't have the energy to hump something. Have no fear – Braun to the rescue. I have a battery-powered Braun Oral-B toothbrush. I remove the brush head and just press the small, vibrating metal bar under the head of my penis – it takes a little while and it feels quite different.
- age 23, Minnesota
Once I was in a movie theater with my long-time boyfriend and feeling a little aroused. I knew that the faces I made were a huge turn-on for him (so is the knowledge that I'm having an orgasm). So I made him sit in the theater and watch me tense my thighs to the point of no return. If I hadn't had his hand to hold, I would have screamed. I'm not sure whether it was that I was in public, or turning him on, or something else; but it was the best orgasm I've ever had.
- age 17, South Carolina (female)
Once in a computer lab at school, I was looking at porn on the Internet. No one was around. I began flexing my PC muscles, imagining myself ejaculating, while browsing for good porn. About five minutes later, I ejaculated in my pants. Look ma, no hands!
- age 25, Pennsylvania
At age 14, I was in the public library and I was reading a sex education book. I don't recall the specific content, but I was getting aroused. At some point, I realized too late that I'd gone beyond the point of inevitability. My eyes squeezed closed and I went off in my pants – no hands, no motion – just the power of the printed word.
- age 23, Virginia
I was lying in bed feeling quite horny one morning. I had awakened with an erection. So I pulled the covers off, pulled my boxers down, and raised my knees. Then I started to thrust my erect penis ever so slightly between my inner thighs. It had been about a week since I had last masturbated, so the sensation was magnified. I'm circumcised, so I could watch the pink head of my penis move and rub back and forth. The whole thing was a huge turn-on. It felt so different and so good that I was determined not to use my hands. After some 6 minutes, I ejaculated and felt the warm semen run down my thighs. That was one session I'll never forget!
- age 17, Vermont
When I was 13 and 14, I used to stick my erect penis between my legs, squeeze them together tightly, and flex all my pelvic muscles. That was usually enough to cause an orgasm without ever touching myself with my hands. Then I discovered that putting something into my anus could also make it happen, and it felt much better. When I was 16 and saw my first porn flick (grainy, 16mm, black-and-white), I ejaculated twice in my pants without doing anything. A few times when I was nude on my bed, I got hard and willed myself with sheer concentration and tightened pelvic muscles to have an orgasm with my penis just sticking straight up and no stimulation of any kind. After I turned 18, I could no longer do that.
- age 62, Massachusetts
When I was a teenager, I was less inhibited when excited, and often in bookshops I would look at albums with nude photos, while leaning with my pubis against the table in the shop. Usually it would make me ejaculate. The first time I visited the National Gallery of London, when I was 15, the nude paintings tremendously excited me, and eventually I did the same thing in the museum's bookshop!
- age 39, Belgium
I have only done this once. I was in the shower, and just flexed my erection faster and faster until I reached orgasm. It was by far one of my best orgasms, but now I don't have the patience to try to do it again.
- age 20, Florida
I sit up in bed with an erection and simply stare at my penis and "talk dirty" to myself. After about 10 minutes, I've talked myself into an orgasm. Using no hands is a different experience.
- age 16, Rhode Island
I would lie naked on my bed at night (making sure that no one would interrupt me!) and use meditation techniques to clear my mind. I created a fantasy girl and imagined a very detailed sexual experience with her. I tried to ignore my surroundings and focus on what I was thinking. Eventually, it became almost an awake-dream state. It took a long time to achieve orgasm, and quite frankly it was not as good as "regular" masturbation. Since then, I have switched from trying to have a hands-off orgasm to trying these new multiple-orgasm techniques. (Good stuff!)
- age 16, New York
I practiced Kegel exercises while breathing steadily and not really overly concentrating. I just finally did one contraction that hit the spot and it was mind-bending. I just lost it. It's not something you can repeat too easily, but I have managed it a few times.
- age 32, California
Only once could I achieve a hands-free orgasm – when I was about 16 and very horny – because I had tried so much to resist masturbating. One night in bed, I was thinking about a girl that had been leading me on. I became so aroused thinking and fantasizing about what I should have done in return that eventually I had a full-blown ejaculation. I thought I'd discovered a new technique, but I was never able to do it again.
- age 57, Ohio
I was at my ranch and galloping on a horse very fast. I really got into it, and it felt so good, that I had an orgasm in about five minutes! I told my friends about it and we go galloping twice as often now! Sometimes you don't get one; but at least you're having fun trying!
- age 16, United Kingdom (female)
I have used many ways to achieve a hands-free orgasm. Once I put my erect penis under running water in the bathtub. Other times, I would put lubrication on the back of a chair or on a mirror and rub up against it to climax. Or, I would put my penis between my legs and sway back and forth until orgasm. I once was lying on the bed with an erection and pulled my penis behind my legs, with my knees bent. I closed my legs with my penis behind them and just held it there without moving. Without even wanting to, I reached a very happy climax.
- age 20, Tennessee
When I was in 7th grade and at my horniest, my cousin (a year younger than me) came to visit for a few days. When he had been there for 4 or 5 days and I hadn't been able to masturbate from lack of privacy, I was strongly feeling the urge. One night, we talked in bed for a while, and then fell asleep; but later, I woke to the bed shaking and could hear some rustling. I was on my stomach with my head facing my cousin; so I looked over and sure enough, he was rubbing himself on his pillow. I got turned on immediately and popped a boner. I just watched him, not wanting to disturb him, and got more and more aroused. Finally, when he stiffened and shook and I knew he was orgasming, I did, too – right into my underwear. I hadn't touched myself and it felt great; but when my semen cooled, it felt cold, sticky, and uncomfortable. I had to wait until he fell asleep again before I could get up and clean myself off – fun, but messy.
- age 18, West Virginia
I've used many ways to achieve a hands-free orgasm – by rubbing myself against anything from couch cushions to mirrors to the hard floor. But my favorite is the no-touch "mental" orgasm, where you just focus so intently on what an orgasm feels like and thrust your hips slowly into the air until it happens. These feel unique; the semen just runs out instead of spurting, and the orgasm seems to last longer, too.
- age 38, Michigan
I was at the library in the 8th grade, reading about boys and girls, growing up, and sex. I was reading about a guy making out with his girlfriend and touching each other to orgasm. I had just reached the stage of puberty it talked about and had the large penis, hair, and other things it described. Then I got all flustered, had hot flashes, and bent over to put the book back on the shelf. When I did, I had a big ejaculation in my jeans. It was very embarrassing, but it felt good. I was afraid that it might happen and embarrass me at other times, but that was before I started masturbating regularly. I had only masturbated twice before this happened.
- age 15, Florida
The first time I ever ejaculated, about a year ago, was hands-free. I was not masturbating then because I did not know how. My parents took me to New York for a holiday, and one night they went out and left me at the hotel. I had about 6 hours to myself. Our hotel room had a gigantic window overlooking offices and shops. I started out simple – just jumping on the bed in my briefs – but soon I was doing bolder and bolder things. I ended up climbing onto the bench below the big window, totally nude, and pressed against it. I didn't think anyone could see me, but I was very excited and suddenly felt an incredible sensation.
- age 14, Arkansas
I had to stay at a hotel in New Hampshire when attending some training events for work last year. Some of us ate at a Japanese restaurant, and while I was there, I saw this sexy girl; I couldn't get her out of my mind. So that night, I decided to masturbate in bed as I fantasized about her. However, a co-worker was in the other bed in the room. I kept the blankets over me, pulled down my shorts and briefs, and thrust up into the sheets, letting my penis rub against them and feel the weight of the blankets. When I ejaculated, it went all over the sheets. I wonder what the cleaning people thought next day when they took the sheets for washing!
- age 25, Maine
Several times I have masturbated by lying on my stomach and pumping. Usually I do this on my bed, but have also done it on the floor a couple times. Sometimes when I am sitting on the toilet and I push hard for a while, I ejaculate. The strange part is that I do not get the feeling of an orgasm when I am on the toilet. I have also stripped down to my briefs and flexed and relaxed my butt cheeks. My erection has never been so big or hard as then. The orgasm that follows is excellent!
- age 22, Idaho
I woke up with a huge erection one morning and managed to lie in bed with the sheet across me. As I played with my nipples, I was able to rub my penis lightly against the sheet. In doing this, I had a huge, intense orgasm. For myself, just playing with my nipples will put me to the point of climax, so that just the lightest touch will cause me to ejaculate. This has also happened while I was wearing a pair of loose gym shorts without underwear and rubbing or pinching my nipples. Again – a huge orgasm and a pair of very messy shorts!
- age 34, Kentucky
I have seen videos of guys ejaculating without using their hands and giving themselves oral (something every guy wishes he could do), but I have had dry orgasms seeing a hot, sexy girl or guy in public. These dry orgasms happen to me all the time and can be awesome; but when I'm walking around and have one or two, or more, I get all light-headed and need to rest for a few seconds. Still, they are not as powerful as a full, wet orgasm.
- age 32, New Jersey