This may not count because it occurred during a dream, but I assure you it was a very lucid dream — I could control what was happening. In this dream I was suspended very high above the ground while a small stream of water poured on my genitals, stimulating them until I had an immense orgasm and causing a "wet dream" like no other. Then I woke up and ran to the bathroom and masturbated even more (for real, though). This was my last dream and masturbation session, and it was quite better than usual, let me tell you.
- age 18, Texas
This Week's Wackiest Response:
It unusually felt like 1,000 Mr. Bananas were smeared all over my yank. Every time I tell you, it says no no, because the head Mr. Banana wants me to make sure I keep it secret. Okay. Yes yes?
- age 14, California
Well, these days it isn't like it was when I first discovered it. I find I do it quicker because I'm always busy, and when I have time, it just isn't what it used to be. The best one I've had recently was when a girl game masturbated me, but otherwise I don't ejaculate much semen. It's still fun, and I'm sure with patience and more time, I could master a really powerful orgasm.
- age 17, Minnesota
It was short and sweet. I was so aroused that by the time I started stroking, it took only about a minute.
- age 38, Kentucky
My last session was just like all the others. Nothing special. I think masturbating is losing its power for me.
- age 16, New York
Yesterday morning I woke up with an erection that wouldn't quit. I felt like I was on the verge of an orgasm, so I pushed back the covers and began stroking my penis in the traditional way and quickly ejaculated. Usually I spend a lot more time masturbating to get the maximum pleasure out of it. So I'd say the last time was not as good because I needed just a quick release.
- age 34, California
My last fun session was above average, but nothing spectacular. I was in the bathtub thinking about some hot girls at school and ended up masturbating. No one else was home, so I took the opportunity to make a lot of noise. It felt good, as usual, but it was not extra-special.
- age 17, New Mexico
It's getting better with age, I guess. I used to rush myself masturbating just to get it over with, but now I find myself spending one or two hours masturbating before I ejaculate. I bring myself slowly to a point of ejaculation, then stop for a while, doing this over and over again until the right time. It feels great to me — better then average this way.
- age 60, Michigan
My last session was unusually strong. I had just painted my fingernails black for a Halloween display at work, so my hands were tingling a little bit by the time I got to the bathroom to masturbate. Along with the tingling, I also hadn't masturbated in several days because of lack of time, and my usually 15-minute-minimum session was quickly reaching a peak at about 6 minutes. Usually, when I reach orgasm, I try to hold off ejaculation for as long as I can by concentrating as hard as I can and willing myself not to shoot. I can usually hold it off for about 5 seconds. This time, it was about 15 seconds. By the time I had ejaculated, I was trembling all over and the semen shot across the room and into the bathtub — from the toilet where I was sitting. It was definitely better than average.
- age 16, Utah
It was a mutual session with my wife. I would rate it way above average!
- age 61, Illinois
My last session happened to be two nights ago. I returned home from college, and that night I decided to look at some porn on the Net. Well, one thing led to the another, and the next thing I knew I was lying on my bed stroking myself through my boxer-briefs. It lasted for a good 15 minutes, and then...WOW...did I explode! My boxer-briefs looked like they had just come out of the wash. Let's just say I slept like a baby that night.
- age 18, Pennsylvania
It was pretty good. I had gotten home, after spending Saturday night in town, having a good time with friends. I was tired, but I still wanted to masturbate. So I did. The session was quite okay — slow, and not really mind-blowing. But still, it was better than the usual sessions.
- age 20, Finland
It started off being really good. My parents were gone and I was in the bathroom going at it. I was taking my time and truly enjoying myself. I was almost at my peak when I heard the bedroom door open. I quickly stood up and fixed myself just as my 8-year-old cousin came barging through the bathroom door, ruining the only time I had to myself. It would have been the best one ever, but it turned out to be the worst.
- age 17, Illinois (female)
My most recent session was somewhat frustrating, even though I managed a satisfying orgasm. The problem was I had difficulty maintaining an erection. My body seems to go through periods in which I get really hard and can stay that way, and then periods in which erections are difficult to achieve and almost impossible to maintain. It's sort of as though my body is going through cycles, and I seem to be on one of the low cycles as far as sexual potency goes. I can still reach orgasm, and if I take a day off from masturbating I can get erect, but then the next day I'm back to less-than-full stiffness.
- age 45, Tennessee
It was fairly routine. I started by playing around with my foreskin for a little bit. After I had been at that for a while, I started stroking the entire shaft until I was erect. I kept stroking like that for a while, and then I added some spit and began really rubbing the head. I ejaculated into my garbage can in my room as usual. All in all, it was a pretty good session.
- age 16, Wisconsin
My most recent session was great — I was looking at this awesome porn site, and I was wearing only my boxer-briefs, and all of a sudden, I heard my door open. My roommate came home, and I was masturbating right out in the open and couldn't hide it. But he just climbed up into his bed, and I finished the job. It was invigorating, and it was a great orgasm. Speaking of which, I might have another one in about 30 seconds, so I'm going to finish typing this!
- age 19, Minnesota
It was slightly sub-par to my typical masturbation sessions. I was watching the movie Cinema Paradiso and got to the scene of 5 Italian boys masturbating in a public movie theater. I am not sure if it was the naked woman on the screen or the teenage guys masturbating — or both — that turned me on. Anyway, I had masturbated just a few hours earlier, so I was a little sore. But while the climax of the session was not as good as some of my recent sessions, the "during" part was filled with a lot of pleasure and sensation — something I do not always have, even with my best orgasms.
- age 17, California
My last session was terrific! I usually masturbate once every day or two. I hadn't had much time to myself over the last several days, so when I took the time to masturbate I wanted to enjoy it — relish it. I'm single and live alone. I went down to my basement gym (I've got a universal gym and freeweights), took off my clothes (I love doing my workouts in the nude), and started lifting. After about an hour of getting all pumped up and sweaty I began to massage my chest, abs, and thighs with one hand as I stroked my penis with the other. Without going into all the explicit details, let's just say that I had a wonderful, exciting time with myself. In fact, it was the best I've had for a while. Sometimes I think it's worth going a few days without masturbating in order to get the superb climax during the session that finally comes.
- age 22, Pennsylvania
I've honestly had better. I stumbled across some new porn and really got into it. You know, it was one of those sessions that feels overwhelming just before you orgasm, but then it's kind of a letdown. I guess I just psyched myself up too much because it was just feeling too good. Oh well. Still, I've *definitely* had worse.
- age 18, Alabama
Once I got the rubber duckies out of the bathtub, it was great! Their little eyes staring at me is just too much pressure.
- age 27, Washington
Since I live in a dorm, it's kind of difficult to have the bathroom to myself. My roommate kept yelling for me to be done with the bathroom, so that made me lose my concentration.
- age 18, Ohio
Much better than average, because I am on a "JackinDiet." I try to do it only every 2 to 3 days for better pleasure. So far, the last time I did it was 4 days ago, so later on today I think it will be time to masturbate again.
- age 14, California
Masturbation has gotten to the point where it barely feels good, and I have to go at it for almost an hour — but it's still worth it. I sometimes wish we could orgasm for 30 minutes. I just shiver with pleasure when I think about it.
- age 18, Illinois
It was a unique session. I recently broke my ankle and have a cast on. I can't put weight on my ankle, so I have to sit in a plastic lawn chair to take a shower. I was sitting in the shower and hadn't masturbated in days, because of all the attention I get from my family. I quickly got an erection and started stroking. It felt like I was sitting outside in a rain shower — it felt great. From now on I think I'm going to keep the chair in the shower.
- age 17, Florida
It was in the restroom at work. I have come upon a method that is nearly silent (totally silent, but not necessarily while you're ejaculating): I hold my penis between my legs and rub the head with the middle finger underneath in the groove and the thumb on top. If anyone were to peek in the stall, he would probably see only that my hand was between my legs and wouldn't be able to tell what was going on. I have to concentrate because I have only a 15-minute break. For this reason, it's not as good as other sessions, but still enjoyable.
- age 31, Minnesota
My last masturbation session was unusual. I was thinking about guys for the first time, and I have to admit, it was quite pleasing. I'm not gay or anything, but it was just the thought of having another penis right by you — it just makes you horny. I guess guys know where to hit the spot.
- age 16, California
Masturbation is getting so routine lately. I try everything, and in the end it's just me masturbating my own penis. But hey, I'm 18 and horny, so it's better than nothing. I use the Milker all the time; it feels awesome going down the shaft. I'm getting an erection just thinking about it! Maybe I'll go masturbate and be able to answer this question better.
- age 18, Virginia
I share a room with my sister, and I usually masturbate when she is outside the house. But last night I had a terrible urge, so I waited until she fell asleep and very quietly moved around my penis. I was still kind of afraid — I prolonged the session — but could not finish that way. I prayed to have a "wet dream," and surprise, I woke up in the very early morning just after I ejaculated.
- age 18, France
I'll let you know as soon as I've finished!
- age 17, United Kingdom
Routine — you know, a bottle of hand lotion and my twisted bisexual thoughts.
- age 20, Florida
My last session was better than average because I hadn't masturbated for 3 days, which is unlike me — I try to masturbate at least once a day. I ejaculated buckets! The orgasm was *so* fantastic.
- age 17, Australia
My masturbation sessions have been a bit routine recently, but my last one (about two hours ago) was fantastic. It was great to be really excited, and it gave me a far greater sense of relief and warmth than the purely functional orgasms I've been having. The most beautiful picture of two girls kissing just set my pulse racing and restored my faith that I can still get incredibly turned on.
- age 31, United Kingdom
It was incredible! I got the idea from a friend who shared a new technique that he had learned and tried out. He said to put some lotion and some warm water in a condom and masturbate with it on. I tried it, and man, oh man...not only did it feel good while I was masturbating, the feeling at orgasm was remarkable! It was definitely better than average — a technique I will use quite often.
- age 16, Indiana
I masturbated in a bathroom at Taco Bell, and I got hungry shortly afterward.
- age 19, California
I was sitting in front of the computer reading news articles and noticed a picture of a young, tall, black, attractive female. There was a caption next to the picture that said "Rupaul." So I searched for that name and came up with all sorts of pictures. I did the job and went to bed. Later on I showed one of my brothers this girl I was wanking it to, and he said, "Yo, Bro — that's a dude." I was like, No way! He searched the Internet for the name and came up with tons of stuff about how Rupaul was really a man. The moral of the story? What you don't know won't hurt you.
- age 14, Colorado
My last one was different, but great. I was staying at a hotel on business and went down to the pool to get in the hot tub, but it was packed with kids, so I went back up to my room. I was in my swimsuit, thinking I'd go back down to the pool in a while — and while I was waiting around, I got horny thinking about a girl I'd made out with in high school when we were both wearing swimsuits. I found myself reliving the experience by making out with the pillows (hugging one, and one between my legs) and really getting into it. I ejaculated in my suit just like I did almost 20 years ago.
- age 34, New York
I *really* enjoy watching myself masturbate — I often use my video camera to record myself using toys to penetrate myself with. It turns me on so much seeing my face when I climax. I tape myself mainly because of the possibility of someone finding it and watching it — the idea of someone watching me masturbate turns me on. my best friend (a girl) and I share our videos, and we occasionally make some of both of us at the same time, both mutual and solo. It's fun — I recommend it.
- age 16, New Zealand (female)
Routine — which at my age, and usually only semi-erect (I save the Viagra for more serious stuff with my wife), is not saying much! The orgasm itself is as intense as ever, but the pleasure of getting there is not nearly as great. Viagra doesn't compensate for the reduced sensitivity of the penis, but lube definitely helps. One component of the orgasm I never thought about (until I lost it) is the feel of semen rushing through the urethra. Now that only a small amount oozes out slowly. Those days of having a big mess to clean up don't seem so bad!
- age 68, Canada
I just finished a session a few minutes ago. It was pretty good. In the past few weeks my ejaculations have gotten a lot more powerful along with the orgasms. I've gone from the semen just coming out to the semen launching out. I don't know why; maybe it's just that time.
- age 16, Florida
My last masturbation experience was hot and intense. I have gotten into a phase of watching bi porn and find it very erotic. I would love to have sex with my best bud and a girl — so lots of spit and that image in my head, plus the porn of these two hot dudes with a girl, really got to me. I ejaculated all over my face and forehead and had the best tingling sensation throughout my body. It rocked!
- age 26, Louisiana
Pretty pathetic I'd say. There was quite a bit of semen, but it definitely was not the best I've had. It took maybe 3 minutes total. Most of the time it's a heap better if I play around for a while just fondling my testicles and such.
- age 17, Canada
My most recent session was a bit awkward. I tried masturbating online using a digital video camera. This was the first time I had tried this. It was weird because I couldn't see the person watching me, but we could talk via computer mic. I guess as a whole I enjoyed the experience, but it was very different. This was the closest that I have ever come to a mutual masturbation experience. I've had a few in-depth conversations with people, but up until the other day, no one had actually seen me. It was particularly awkward after I ejaculated, because I did so a few minutes before the person viewing me on camera. I kept talking to him until he finally ejaculated, but it was weird and awkward. Maybe you get used to it if you do it often.
- age 32, Texas
My last session was better than usual. I was sleeping in a tent with my mom's boyfriend's 10-year-old son. While he was asleep I masturbated lying beside him, but he woke up. He asked what I was doing, and I showed and explained it to him. I loved explaining and showing it to him!
- age 16, Canada
When I read this question I could not remember anything significant about the last time, since it has been several days, so I thought it must have been only routine. So I read the Technique of the Week, lubed up generously, and got busy with the Reverse Milker for starters. Of course, I had to pay attention to my reactions so I could "evaluate" the procedure and report back. Since the last time is now in the very recent past, I can report that the last time was better than average! Thanks for another fun-filled and satisfactory experience doing that solo game we all like so much.
- age 65, Florida