I drove to an isolated beach this afternoon and parked where no houses or cars were in view. I stripped down to just a pair of loose shorts and leaned against the tailgate of my truck, gently rubbing my penis and testicles through the fabric. After a while, I got from the cab of my truck a necklace of shiny plastic beads I had picked up in a Mardi Gras parade. Back leaning against the truck tailgate, I dropped my shorts to my ankles (there's something sexier about having them around my feet, instead of completely off), wrapped the beads around my penis, and masturbated, stroking and rolling the beads up and down the shaft while I gently played with my testicles. As I neared my orgasm, my knees buckled and my butt slid off the tailgate. My hips thrust forward as I watched my ejaculate splash out onto the sand in little pearls. I continued to gently stroke until my erection subsided, then squeezed out the last drops of semen. I wiped the traces of my orgasm from my penis and pubic hair, and then pulled up my shorts. One last dribble of semen left a damp spot on the front of my shorts. I climbed into my truck and drove away.
- age 36, Texas
This Week's Wackiest Response:
It was very good — I was in a shopping center by the freezer section. It was cold and my nipples got hard, so it started to turn me on. I started to masturbate next to my shopping trolley. One of the staff called an ambulance because he thought I was sick. Then when I was in the ambulance, I did it again, but the medic saw the vibrator that fell out of my bag. All in all, it was a great turn-on for me. I suggest you try it.
- age 18, United Kingdom
It is Sunday morning and I have been reading an erotic book. This produces a very pleasant erection that seems to ask for some attention. Being naked on the bed, I continue to read a juicy bit of the book while masturbating, until I have to put the book down to absorb the pleasurable experience in my body, and I ejaculate my semen onto my stomach.
- age 48, United Kingdom
My last masturbation session happened today. I was on the Internet and talking to one of my friends about masturbation. I asked him if he wanted to voice-chat, so we did. We started to masturbate, listening to each other, and I was sitting in my computer chair stroking away. Finally, the two of us ejaculated at the same time. It was great.
- age 17, Illinois
I masturbated sitting in a wicker chair on the front porch of a guesthouse. It was warm and about 2 o'clock in the morning. I took all my clothes off and put them under the chair. There were a lot of people walking by, I guess coming from the bars, but no one saw me. When I was about to ejaculate, I stood up and shot all over the floor.
- age 39, Florida
Last night I was alone in the house, so I went into our guest room, took the big mirror off the wall, and propped it up against the headboard so it was perpendicular to the bed. I took a pillow and laid it on the bed as if it were a girl. Then, with my feet on the floor and one hand on one side of the pillow, I pumped into my other hand, all lubed up, while watching my movements in the mirror. Pretty cool! It was like watching someone else have sex.
- age 15, Maine
I had been at a friend's house and came home at about 5 o'clock in the morning. I was feeling horny (possibly due to all the chocolate and Coke I had consumed), so I immediately went to my room and started masturbating. The room was dark, and I was looking at clouded sky while giving my penis quick, relieving strokes. It didn't take long before I ejaculated, and I started feeling the relaxation flow through my body.
- age 20, Finland
The last time I masturbated, last night, was the third time I had done it yesterday. It took me slightly longer to ejaculate and it was a bit less fun, but the orgasm was amazing. I didn't use lube, just my hand. I was also very tired last night, so I just sprayed it all over myself, wiped up with a bed sheet, and fell asleep a happy, naked guy.
- age 16, Tennessee
It was 3:30 in the morning and I was lying on my bed in complete darkness. I hadn't been able to masturbate for about 3 days, so I waited all evening until everybody went to bed. It was short, but VERY enjoyable — I had never done it so early in the morning and in pitch dark. When I ejaculated, I wiped it up with a sock — what's so suspicious about a little sticky stuff on a sock? I tried to do it again but I never can stay up that late!
- age 13, Pennsylvania
I drove to an isolated beach this afternoon and parked where no houses or cars were in view. I stripped down to just a pair of loose shorts and leaned against the tailgate of my truck, gently rubbing my penis and testicles through the fabric. After a while, I got from the cab of my truck a necklace of shiny plastic beads I had picked up in a Mardi Gras parade. Back leaning against the truck tailgate, I dropped my shorts to my ankles (there's something sexier about having them around my feet, instead of completely off), wrapped the beads around my penis, and masturbated, stroking and rolling the beads up and down the shaft while I gently played with my testicles. As I neared my orgasm, my knees buckled and my butt slid off the tailgate. My hips thrust forward as I watched my ejaculate splash out onto the sand in little pearls. I continued to gently stroke until my erection subsided, then squeezed out the last drops of semen. I wiped the traces of my orgasm from my penis and pubic hair, and then pulled up my shorts. One last dribble of semen left a damp spot on the front of my shorts. I climbed into my truck and drove away.
- age 36, Texas
My last session was great. I had been living with my best friend for a week and hadn't had a chance to masturbate, because we shared a bed. When I returned home today, I immediately jumped into bed and masturbated 3 times. I felt such relief that it made it better, and I'm looking forward to more "relief" tonight.
- age 16, Washington (female)
I know society says older men don't masturbate, but that simply isn't true. I enjoy it as much now at 66 as I did at 16. So this morning in the shower, with a wonderful lather of conditioner, I had a great session that would match any I ever had as a younger man. I've learned to go slower and enjoy it longer, but that's about the only difference.
- age 66, Texas
While studying Plato's "The Republic" for school, I was constantly bugged by an erection. So I retired downstairs, turned on the TV, and masturbated to the floor exercise of a certain UCLA gymnast. Relieved, I continued reading "The Republic."
- age 18, Alberta, Canada
My wife was at work and I had invited a buddy over. We watched some porn and got really turned on. Finally, I took out my penis and began playing with it. He did the same and soon we were both sitting side-by-side, stroking and having an orgasm together.
- age 39, Oklahoma
When I get home from school around 2:30, I go to my computer, sit down, and go to my favorite anime-porn site. Then I go at it — just the standard up and down movement until I ejaculate. I don't concentrate on masturbating so much as on the story of the comic (yes, there is a story to it).
- age 15, Michigan
I was on the computer in a chat room for self-pleasure. A female and I started to chat about masturbation, and she instructed me to get two eggs out of the fridge. Now, I have tried a lot of things in my vagina — but eggs? She told me to insert them and that my juices would allow them to glide into me, which they did. It was incredible — something I have never felt before. Then she told me to squeeze my muscles and "push them out." This was excellent — a feeling of total fullness.
- age 41, New York (female)
I have just realized that I cannot remember. I am rather sure that I have masturbated in the course of the past 12 hours, because if I had not, I would feel the urge to, which I do not. Still, no idea. Is this a good sign? Either my life is too glamorous and exciting for a masturbation session to be anything worth remembering, or masturbation has become something I do without really noticing.
- age 19, Germany
My last session was erotic. We were on a school trip and had to stay the night in a hotel room. Another guy and I were sharing the bed. When he fell asleep, I pulled out my penis and started to masturbate. It was kind of exciting with him next to me. I secretly took my time, hoping he might wake up and catch me — but after about 5 heavenly minutes, I ejaculated. It was great.
- age 17, Texas
Yesterday my wife was out for the morning, and I had just come home from my workout at the gym and was feeling really fit and ready. So I took off all my clothes and lay down sprawled out on my back on our bed. It is by a big, open window, so the sea breeze was caressing my body. I used Vaseline Intensive Care lotion, slowly stroked away, stopped a few times, and rubbed my chest, abs, down between my legs, and around my anus. Finally, I pumped away to a mind-blowing orgasm making all the noise I wanted and thrashing around on the bed. It felt fantastic!
- age 37, Hawaii
It was great. It was the first time I have ever used a dildo. No wonder everyone uses those things! The only problem was I could hear my brother doing it in the other room! Oh well, other than that it was great
- age 16, California (female)
It's kind of weird that you asked this today. Last night was one of the best sessions I've had in a very long time. I was in the computer room (pretending to do homework), but I was actually looking at some erotic sites. I'd been using the "Stop & Go" method, because my mom and brother were home — so every time I'd hear footsteps coming I'd have to put it away. When I finally had enough time, I ran to the bathroom quickly to get some hand lotion, and then I went into my room and shut the door. Using the lotion, I just rubbed the head of my penis, which is a huge thrill because I'm uncircumcised and my head is extremely sensitive. It gave a wicked sensation. After about one minute of that, it all came out in one of the biggest ejaculations I've ever had.
- age 17, Alberta, Canada
It was in my bedroom on the bed with a few candles burning, and quiet. I have two favorite "toys" that I use — one to stimulate my clitoris, and the other I insert into one of my two openings. I played with my nipples and pictured in my mind a guy I know from work making love to me as I simulated intercourse with the dildo and vibrator. I had at least 3 very good climaxes. The entire event lasted about 2 hours.
- age 40, Iowa (female)
My last masturbation session was actually out in the woods in a "bald" spot in the forest. I had brought along baby oil and some pictures to help get me off better. I knew I had at least 30 minutes to take my time, so I slowly slid off all my clothes and soaked myself in baby oil. Then I just got my business done and sat there for a while relishing the tension easing out of my body.
- age 13, Georgia
I was home alone this particular afternoon and was unusually horny! I ended up in my bed with two vibrators — one was 7 inches long and about 1.5 inches wide, and the other was about 6 inches long and about 1 inch wide. I was watching my favorite porno — a gay male video with a lot of anal sex. I had the larger vibrator in my vagina and the smaller one in my butt, and it felt great. I orgasmed about 5 times in all of about 5 minutes!
- age 19, Australia (female)
My last session was in a hotel room in Europe. My sister and mother had gone to sleep. I found my mother's hand cream and began to masturbate. It wasn't a minute before I began to ejaculate. I must admit I have done better than that, but I did have an orgasm (just not a very big one). After that, I cleaned it up and went to sleep.
- age 13, Alabama
I was in bed and my wife had already gotten up in the morning. We had a beautiful time the night before that began with a talk about how much I enjoyed masturbating with her. The evening ended with me masturbating wet while she licked my testicles. The ejaculate was enormous! I woke up rested and hard. Using an oil based lube, I tried the "Rosy Palm" method while propped up against pillows. Stroking my shaft and rubbing the tip into ecstasy, there was a quick and beautiful orgasm. She walked in just as I ejaculated and smiled.
- age 50, Idaho
To celebrate a wedding anniversary, my wife of 45 years and I have intercourse — as do a great many other celebrants of my acquaintance. At our ages (mine 71, hers 75), things have changed. Instead of experimenting with every known position, we now are limited to the side-by-side position because she finds others painful. This position does nothing for me. So, after she has climaxed, she attempts to bring me to climax manually. It never works, so I gently remove her hand and complete the act myself. She's happy, I'm happy. This was two days ago. I now find self-pleasuring more satisfactory than the intercourse we've enjoyed for 4 and a half decades. I hope she feels the same way.
- age 71, Arkansas
I was leaving school after Soccer practice when I noticed that the door to the girl's locker room was wide open. It was late and no one was around, so I went inside and looked around. It got me really excited, so I whipped it out and started masturbating right in the middle of the girl's locker room! I went for 30 minutes to a mind-blowing orgasm. I ejaculated onto a towel so I wouldn't leave any "evidence." Just knowing that a girl could walk in on me at any time was very exciting. I hope I get the chance to do it again sometime.
- age 16, Colorado
Setting: sitting here at my computer reading the responses from last week's Question of the Week (most unlikely place) and became extremely horny as several responses — including one from my son — brought back memorable unlikely places I used to masturbate when I first started at the age of 10. I continued as a teen and then throughout adulthood. I was surprised to see how many other guys had masturbated in the same unlikely places that I did. The reminiscing led to a couple of great orgasms while I was still sitting at the computer reading!
- age 43, Maine
It was not the best — my little brother (10) loves to sneak in on me while I'm doing it. He likes to watch and won't leave until I finish doing it. At first, he threatened to tell my friends if I didn't let him watch, but I don't think he would because I could tell on him, too, since he also masturbates. But, it's annoying and distracting to have him sneak in like that. I'm always afraid it's someone else, like my sister or mother. But once I calm back down, I really don't mind him watching. It's just the pits when he first comes in and scares me.
- age 13, Pennsylvania
I was lying in bed at night, missing my husband (in more ways than one!), who is out of town on business. I slid my hand under my pajama top and began caressing my breasts, all the while imagining that it was him. When I was sufficiently aroused, I took off my pajama bottoms and panties. After slipping my dildo in, I took my time rubbing myself to more than a few wonderful orgasms.
- age 42, California (female)
I was watching a pornographic film and all of a sudden I got turned on — surprise, huh? So I just grabbed some K-Y Jelly and lubed myself up. I was a little intoxicated, so my session lasted for about 45 minutes. When I was done I screamed so loud and my legs kicked back that I knocked my clock down. I heard some kids from my dorm laughing in the hall, but I did not care. The orgasm was way too good.
- age 18, Illinois
Last night around 1:00 a.m. I was feeling horny. I always start by rubbing myself against my computer chair, because it's the perfect height when I stand up and it hits my clitoris. Then I went to my bed, got under the covers, slipped out of my panties, and started to rub my clitoris very slowly in a circular motion. When I started to get wet, I started to finger myself and used the juices to rub my clitoris. After a while I put the handle of my hairbrush into my vagina, because it's the perfect size. I started to pump it in and out of me while I was rubbing my clitoris. Whenever it got dry, I'd just use spit for my clitoris. I continued that for about 10 minutes. Then I orgasmed, so I took the brush out, put my panties back on, and fell asleep. Writing this is making me incredibly horny again. I have the day off from school today, so I'm home alone. I guess I'll go do it again!
- age 17, Kansas (female)
My last masturbation session was one to remember. Since it was about 5 minutes ago, I should be able to describe it in detail. I was lying on my bed fantasizing about Anna Kournikova. I kept going so slow that the orgasm was incredible at the end. Normally I have to speed up when I feel like I am about to ejaculate, but I controlled myself this time, and it was oh-so-satisfying. I recently began to ejaculate when I masturbate, and I love it. It feels so much better than just having an orgasm without ejaculating.
- age 12, Michigan
My last "session" was amazing! I had just come home from the institute (school) and my girlfriend came over with her friend. She and her friend were laughing, and at first I didn't know why, but turns out a little bit of "skin" was showing from my unzipped pants (forgot to zip them up in the bathroom). When I tried to zip up, my girlfriend stopped me and started to get me to an erection. Her friend watched for about 5 minutes and then joined in. The orgasm was amazing. Unfortunately, it went all over my girlfriend's friend's face. She didn't take it too well at first, but got over it. Like I said, it was amazing!
- age 16, Russia
My last masturbation session took place on the bed in the morning before lunch. It was an extremely pleasurable session, in which I was able to last nearly 10 minutes before ejaculation. At my age the ejaculation is not fierce nor has it a great deal of volume — indeed I have to spend several days beforehand stroking myself to ensure a reasonable ejaculation. Despite this, I still enjoy masturbation and hopefully will continue to do so for many years.
- age 68, United Kingdom
Funny you should ask — I just had a great one. Our school let out early today for some teacher training thing, and my mother had announced she was going to take my sister shopping fur summer clothes. I knew I would have plenty of time, at least two hours alone. I had planned this all day and really looked forward to it. As soon as they left, I got naked and went around the house collecting the stuff I wanted. I got a few favorite magazines from my older brother's hidden stash (he's off to college this year, and said I could use them). Then I got the tube of Astroglide my father keeps hidden in the garage. Finally, I went back to our special place. I say "our" place because there is a place in the backyard between a high fence and large bushes that has total privacy. It can't be seen from outside at all. I used to see my older brother go back there a lot, so one day I sneaked out into the bushes to look, and saw him lying on the lounge chair, naked and masturbating in the sun. He was about 15 then and I was 10. I was intensely interested, and when he was done, I did the same. It was great doing that outside in the sun. Anyway, I went to our spot and got naked, and spent a good long time looking at my brother's magazines, playing with myself the whole time. The sun felt good on my body, especially my crotch. I took at least an hour and had a great ejaculation. I just lay there without cleaning up for a long time, loving it. It felt so good I did it again. By that time, I figured I'd better get dressed and go back in the house in case my mother and sister came back. I got on the computer and found this Question of the Week, and thought some of you might enjoy hearing of my great afternoon.
- age 14, Maryland
My last session started with playing with my lubed up nipples, making them hard and pinching them. Then I played with my clitoris with my lubed fingers for about 15 minutes until I was too wet and couldn't take it any longer. I then inserted my favorite vibrator but didn't turn it on, and using my right hand, moved it in and out while twisting it. I used my left hand to go back and forth between my nipples and clitoris. I did it all with a 5x mirror between my legs so I could watch the whole thing. Then I took a nap.
- age 25, California (female)
I was in a tent with a few other guys. It was calm and very quiet, except for the rhythmic noise of my masturbation. The wind was blowing in through the window and into my sleeping bag — a rather stimulating sensation, all forming a beautiful orgasm that mixed in amazingly well with the atmosphere of the midnight hour.
- age 13, Maryland
It was a few days ago. It had been a week since the last time, and it all built up for that week. I used a small amount of jelly, and was in my bed with my thong at my ankles. When I climaxed, I seemed to explode — the semen went everywhere. That is when my mom heard me, and walked in. Unfortunately, she caught me naked and speechless again. She didn't care much, though — she just want me to clean up and not to be ashamed, because all men do it.
- age 18, Ohio
My last masturbation session was on a class field trip. My friends and I stayed up late watching HBO. They dared me to masturbate, so I said why not!
- age 14, North Carolina
It was just yesterday morning — in my room with my boyfriend. We were somewhat horny and he wanted to watch me masturbate, so I said okay. It was the best experience ever. I got even more turned on by knowing he was watching me! I had my legs up on the headboard of the bed, 3 fingers in myself, and my other hand massaging my clitoris. I orgasmed at least 3 different times. And then he helped me out.
- age 18, Michigan (female)
It's been real hot here, so I went to the "Ledges" in southern Vermont, which has a nude beach. My friend and I lay out nude all day in the sun and by the time we drove home, we both wanted to masturbate. We spread out a towel in my backyard, took turns rubbing baby oil on each other, and then watched each other masturbate. It was out in the open sun and felt great!
- age 16, Massachusetts
I had just started tanning for the first time. When I got undressed in the booth, I got an erection at the idea of stripping in what is basically a public place. I masturbated lying in the bed before the lights came on.
- age 20, Pennsylvania