Some reported the quickest as disappointing in quality, preferring their usual, more leisurely pace. Others reported the quick orgasms as intense and powerful with a large discharge of semen – or for females, substantial wetting.]
I was stressed out before an important exam in school, so to relax myself I went to the toilet 5 minutes before the exam was due to start and quickly masturbated to orgasm. The whole thing lasted no more than a minute. Then I passed the exam with a great mark!
- age 18, United Kingdom
When I was 17 a friend and I used to go skinny-dipping in the pool at my house. We were lying on our towels one day when he just casually mentioned that he was having sex with his girlfriend. I sprang a huge erection, of course (in those days, just the word sex was enough!) and rolled over onto my stomach to hide it. I thought it would go down, but I couldn't stop thinking about him having sex, so I just stayed glued to my towel. When he finally got up and went inside, I rolled over, grabbed my penis, and promptly ejaculated all over the place.
- age 32, California
It was when I masturbated for the first time in 10 days. I was in the bathroom and just couldn't put off masturbating anymore. I usually masturbate once or twice a day, so I was way off schedule. It took me about 2 minutes to reach orgasm. Let me tell you, it was probably the best I ever had. I think I ejaculated so fast because I was more sensitive in that area, and there was a larger amount of semen. I usually don't like quickies, though.
- age 16, Missouri
We used to have masturbation contests when I was about 14. I was something of a champion, going from semi-hard (just the idea of having a contest would cause me to start to tense up!) to orgasm in less than one minute of furious activity. On the other hand, I'm not so sure it was so clever, because I used to have to work quite hard to "last" when I started dating girls. However, there's no trouble now, and I can still get to a climax quickly if I want to.
- age 51, Hong Kong
The quickest time for me was 1 minute 30 seconds. I just visualized it and went for it. I also had been thinking about a recent sexual encounter between my boyfriend and me.
- age 19, California (female)
One of my quickest happened just the other day. I was alone on my school bus with about 2 minutes until I got home. I had always wanted to try masturbating on the bus, with all the vibrations and everything, so I started rubbing through my jeans. It was very erotic, being in a vehicle (a school vehicle, no less), and by the time I got home I had ejaculated in my jeans. It felt great!
- age 16, New Jersey
At age 17 when I first went off to the university and lived in a dorm, I didn't masturbate from late August until sometime in October. Finally, I couldn't stand it anymore. So I went into a stall in the bathroom, pulled out my already-erect penis, and ejaculated immediately with no real rubbing.
- age 58, Texas
I'm a frequent masturbator and usually have all the time I need in the evening to masturbate. However, one time I was so horny that I had to do it during the day. My mother went to the store, but I knew she would be back in a few minutes. I hurried as fast as I could and had my pants down as soon as she pulled out of the driveway. I ran to my room and started masturbating, ejaculating in about 10 minutes just as she was pulling back into the driveway. [Boy, this sure brings back some memories! -Ed.]
- age 17, Nevada
I was 13 or 14. While visiting my aunt, I was upstairs in a hallway when I saw my 16-year-old cousin nude through an open bedroom door. I became erect instantly, went into the bathroom, dropped my pants, and ejaculated in just 2 or 3 strokes. She never knew I saw her.
- age 65, New York
I went to my friend's house on a Friday night, where we looked at pornography for several hours. I said I needed to go the bathroom and masturbated in about 15 seconds. I think this is because of the prolonged viewing of stimulus material, the fact that we were alone all night with lots of energy, and the fact that I had not masturbated for several days.
- age 16, Australia
My first year as a teacher, I was walking in the hills to relax after classes and saw a couple on the other side of a creek. I moved to a secluded brushy area and sat still where I could watch them, feeling guilty but inquisitive. They were kissing and making out, and frequently looked around to see if anybody was there. Then they decided to go further. I knew I was trapped and felt very embarrassed, looking away and then back to see what was going on. I was still a virgin then, but I had been masturbating since high school. They were very sweet to each other, laying out coats and as they got partly undressed. Flushed by the intensity of seeing them masturbate each other, I put my hand down between my legs, and to my surprise immediately had a strong (but silent) orgasm. Alternately looking away and watching the powerful sight as they started to have intercourse, I continued to masturbate through my clothes but I didn't dare leave until they were gone. By then I was wet, but also cold. The memory of that sight has fueled many of my masturbation sessions since then, and also helped me when I began to have intercourse with a male.
- age 37, Oregon (female)
I thought I was alone in the house, so I was masturbating in the bathroom and making a lot of noise. I had pretty much just gotten erect looking at my magazines when my mom yelled through the door: "Hurry up and finish, I've gotta get in there!" Then she asked something like didn't I know how to masturbate? I pretty much ejaculated right on the spot – I think I even yelled, "Yes, I do!" She's pretty cool.
- age 15, New York
I was about 14 years old. I remember being in a department store bathroom. I was at the urinal stall and masturbating while pretending to pee. There were perhaps three urinals in a row with no privacy partitions. I was concerned that someone might come in, so I was really hurrying! I guess it took me less than 2 minutes to climax, but the intensity of the situation sure made it great!
- age 40, Nevada
I had spent almost 4 hours looking at porn and was *quite* ready to masturbate. My erection was so strong that it hurt. You have probably had that happen before. Anyway, I ran into my bedroom and set my stopwatch to see if I could do it really fast. At the end I stopped the watch and found that it had taken me 38 seconds. I'm not that proud I can climax that quickly, but hey – that's what the question asked.
- age 16, California
I normally take a good while to reach orgasm, but last week I was changing in the locker room at my local pool and got an erection. Perhaps it was partly excitement at the risk, but also, even though I'm straight I've always gotten aroused by the sweaty atmosphere of a male locker room, and I masturbated to orgasm in under 2 minutes. The orgasm was so intense I failed to notice I'd ejaculated over my pant leg and sock – that, is until a group of lads came in and I departed red-faced to the toilets to clean up!
- age 28, United Kingdom
I was down at a lake with my family when I started to feel really horny. I looked around for a private spot. There were some public toilets, so I rushed off after telling my dad I was going to take a whiz. I went into the toilets, shut the door, took off my swimmers, and started masturbating. Suddenly I heard my dad coming over. Whoa – big trouble! So I tugged away as hard as I could and had an orgasm in under 30 seconds.
- age 14, Australia
I was stationed in Vietnam when I was in the Marine Corps, and went on R & R to Australia. I hadn't had an opportunity to masturbate for about 3 months, so I was *very* horny. In the hotel room I ripped off my clothes and flopped on the bed to masturbate. It took me less than one minute to ejaculate, and I wasn't even erect.
- age 51, California
My quickest session was about 3 seconds! A few friends and I went to a sex show in Amsterdam, where I was pulled up onstage. Afterward, I was extremely charged up. Then we went back to the hotel room and watched a few adult movies. It was just too much for us, so my friends and I took turns masturbating in front of the movie and I ejaculated almost as soon as I unzipped my fly. I've never been so turned on in my life!
- age 18, United Kingdom
My quickest was something like 15 seconds. It was around the time I had my first boyfriend (I didn't start dating until I was about 20), and I was constantly horny thinking about him. I had stopped by to say hi to him at his job, came home knowing nobody else would be there, and by the time I got back to my room I didn't even bother to undress. I just stuck my hand down my pants and went at it. I was going through this phase when I wanted to masturbate all the time, before we actually got to know each other well enough to have sex. I don't think I've ever been that horny in my life, before or since.
- age 28, Pennsylvania (female)
My quickest session was about 2 minutes. I was at school in a vacant classroom and got the urge, so I went with it. I just did it right there waiting before class. When I was finished, I cleaned it up and threw it into the trash can, just as people started to walk in. What a rush! The thrill of possibly being caught was great, and it was close, but also lots of fun!
- age 16, California
After a week without any masturbation, my penis becomes very sensitive and gets stiff quite easily without any touching. Also, my testicles get sensitive and seem to be larger than usual. Under these conditions it usually takes only a couple of minutes for me to reach a very powerful orgasm.
- age 23, Sweden
I was sitting in my mom's car when she went into a store to get something. I was already erect so I just pulled it out and masturbated as fast as I could. I had an orgasm more quickly than ever before. I even got everything tucked back in and zipped up by the time she returned!
- age 15, Texas
The quickest masturbation session (that I can remember, at least) happened back in college. A girlfriend was giving me a full body massage. Toward the end, I found myself becoming sexually aroused. When she finished, I went to the bathroom and brought myself to a powerful orgasm in about 40 seconds.
- age 37, California (female)
About 3 years ago some friends and I were hanging out at my cottage, which for inexplicable reasons has always had an erotic effect on me. Nobody else was on the island, and we spent most of the day skinny-dipping and talking about our bodies, masturbation, and sex. It was a highly sexual atmosphere all day. That night when I finally got a chance to masturbate, I climaxed after only 4 strokes! That was by far the fastest before or since.
- age 22, Canada
One time I was so horny I could hardly stand it. I went to a public restroom at the stadium where I was watching a football game. I stood at one of the urinals and started masturbating (no one was in there). About a minute into it someone came in, so I turned away quickly and ejaculated almost instantly. The thought of being discovered was enough to make me go crazy.
- age 19, Georgia
I was in the beach shower room. I love to masturbate in public places – it makes it more exciting. So there I was when I heard some guy start to walk in. Even though I ejaculated in about 20 seconds, he saw me. Oh well – he does it, too!
- age 19, New Jersey
The quickest session would have to have been in the office restroom. It had been quite a few days since I'd had any sex, and I was extremely horny. I couldn't concentrate on anything, and just sitting there I kept getting erections. The pressure of my penis pushing against my pants just made it even worse. Finally, I went to one of the restroom stalls and took care of it. It took me perhaps 5 minutes to ejaculate, but what a relief it was! I was finally able to go back to my desk and get some work done.
- age 47, Nevada
I was on vacation in New York, in the hotel pool, and I needed to masturbate really badly. I heard people coming, so I began to stroke quickly. It took only 10 seconds. Then I ran out of the pool. The next morning I heard people complaining to the manager about semen in the pool.
- age 13, Sweden
The weekend before high school graduation, I went dancing with a girl who had been a good friend. There were no real romantic interests; we were just friends. Something about the evening aroused me so much that my penis stayed erect for the last 45 minutes of the dance. My testicles really hurt, too. Afterwards it took me about 15 minutes to drive her home and give her a much shorter goodnight kiss than I wanted to. As soon as I got back in the car, I drove around the corner and masturbated. It was definitely less than 30 seconds, and there was a huge volume of semen! I'm glad my dad kept some Kleenex in his car. When I got home I did it again because my testicles were still sore, but this time I was able to take more time and enjoy it.
- age 21, California
It was about a minute-and-a-half. I was at school and very aroused. It was a Christian school, so I had to stroke and run, so to speak. It was either masturbate in the bathroom while no one was around, or go around campus with an erection in my pants. I really did not want the latter!
- age 16, North Carolina
I was 15 the first time I was really intimate with my girlfriend. She masturbated me for what seemed like an hour, but I didn't climax. So, I turned to her and said, "Here's how you do it." I showed her how I masturbate, and after about 5 strokes, I ejaculated. After that, we did all kinds of stuff together. It'd be nice if at least some girls would learn how to masturbate a male, like we have to become "experts" in dealing with girls.
- age 18, Illinois
I hadn't masturbated in about a month (from lack of inspiration, I guess). Suddenly I got an overwhelming urge to have an orgasm, so I went at it with my dildo. I even decided to time it to see how long it took, and it was a minute and a half. Usually my sessions last anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes.
- age 16, Massachusetts (female)
My average masturbation sessions last between half an hour and an hour-and-a-half, occasionally longer. I really hate wanking for less time than that; it just seems a waste of time to get done so quickly with something so brilliant and pleasurable. However, an old boyfriend and I once played a little game and for one of the rounds we decided to see which of us could have the most orgasms in half an hour, purely from masturbation. So, we set an alarm clock, lay next to each other on the bed, and each stroked our own penis as fast as we could and with plenty of lube. I had my first orgasm after about 5 or 10 minutes. This is the quickest time I'd ever reached orgasm. In the entire half-hour period I managed only one more orgasm. That's two in half an hour. He managed three. Afterwards we had two damn sore penises!
- age 17, United Kingdom
I was 18 years old and used to work out at a gym every afternoon. One guy who used to work out with me was 21 and had the most unbelievable body. It was perfect, and I worked so hard to emulate him. He asked me over to his house one day so we could work out together, which we did. After the workout, he said he was really horny and would I like to masturbate with him. I agreed, and the two of us stripped and started to stroke. The sight of seeing this "Greek God" naked, aroused, and masturbating was too much. About 10-12 stokes later I ejaculated powerfully in an intense orgasm. He saw this and followed a few strokes later. Both of us agreed it was the quickest orgasm either of us had ever had.
- age 34, California
I reached orgasm the quickest in a stall at a public restroom. It was a hot day and I was all sweaty. (So were all of the hot women in their tight shirts!) I went into the bathroom stall, and directly next to me I could hear the familiar sound of a foreskin on the glans of a penis, so I knew someone was masturbating next to me. We climaxed at nearly the same time and I know we saw each other's semen. It only took me about 30 seconds.
- age 14, United Kingdom
I was about 16 the first time I masturbated with a group of guys. I had been masturbating for about 4 years. We were all just sitting around watching a porno and decided there was no reason to be miserable when we could so easily relieve ourselves. My masturbation sessions are normally long and involved, lasting almost an hour before I climax – but this one was different. With about a dozen guys sitting there, penis in hand, I don't think any of us lasted more than about 3 minutes. I barely lasted one (the first time, anyway).
- age 19, Georgia
I was on an airplane and remembered that my friend had described how he had masturbated in an airplane bathroom. I started thinking about that and became aroused, so I walked to the bathroom. I started masturbating with my penis soft, and not even 30 seconds later I was erect and had ejaculated. I think knowing I was on an airplane where *so* many people were so close by made it extremely erotic!
- age 18, Minnesota
When I was in the army, I would masturbate while I was on guard duty. I'd find a spot where I couldn't be seen, and let it fly. Time – 30 seconds. It always had lots of pressure behind it. It was hard to find a good place to masturbate in the army. Army showers were not the answer.
- age 62, Florida
About 3 weeks ago, I returned home from college for the summer. My sexual tension had built up badly and I needed some release. Just after saying hi to my mom, I darted into my room. I unzipped my pants and pulled them with my underwear to my ankles. I started stroking and was ready to climax after only 3 minutes. At the point when I was about to ejaculate I stopped to prolong the sensation. Then I began to masturbate again and my mom came into the room just as I ejaculated all over myself. Later, she assured me that it was a natural activity and encouraged me to do it as often as I felt necessary.
- age 18, Virginia