I would probably choose figure skating champion Tara Lipinski. First of all, she has to be the cutest girl ever to walk the planet — plus I think it would be really kind of kinky masturbating with a celebrity who isn't some big slut but is actually quite innocent. I would love to see her body and the techniques she would use.
- age 16, Minnesota
My sister's boyfriend. He is so cool and treats me really nice. We went to the beach and changed in the bathroom, so I have seen him naked. Sometimes when I masturbate I think about him and me doing it together. I have never masturbated with anyone yet.
- age 13, California
This has to be your hardest question yet (no pun intended). I guess today I would pick Matt Damon from "Good Will Hunting." I think he looks like he is a fun guy to hang around with and picture him laughing as he masturbates. If I were to do it with someone, it would have to be someone who really enjoyed the process. I bet Matt does! Ask me again next week, though!
- age 28, Ohio
I don't like to use names, so I'll hint: She was in "Scream" and is on "Party of Five." Why? I find her innocence sexy. And, well, look at her! I think you all know who I am talking about.
- age 16, California
Prince William. I would like to see how a prince pleasures himself. I'd also like to see him ejaculate all over himself. I think it would be kind of funny, since he has to be so proper all of the time!
- age 18, Arizona
There is a very cute woman at my work whom I often talk to about sex. We confess our likes and dislikes, fantasies, masturbation stories or techniques, etc. She's told me many details about her masturbation sessions (I ask her questions much like those posed here) and would love to see her do it for real. I also would like her to see me, because I can tell she gets very aroused when I confess my own secrets. Her curiosity and enthusiasm are sexy!
- age 32, California
Probably my best friend, who's very shy when it comes to masturbation. He always says "I don't do it because I think it's nasty" — which, of course, is a bunch of bull because everyone does it. Even if we didn't actually masturbate together, I wish we could talk about it, because it would be fun to discuss different styles and methods with him. Still, I wish he weren't so shy about it — he probably thinks getting off with another guy present is gay instead of just harmless fun. Someday I hope he and I can sit in the same room watching a porno or whatever and be comfortable enough to relieve ourselves without embarrassment.
- age 17, Connecticut
It would be this girl I knew in high school. In the 10th grade we had first aid together, and one day she used me for an assistant in the exercise of rolling a victim over. That gave me a massive erection — I am sure she noticed, because she touched it when she rolled me over. When I masturbated that night it was great just thinking about touching her. It would be even greater if I got to touch her entire body.
- age 19, California
I would like to masturbate with myself. I already know what turns me on. To be able to do that EXACT same thing to someone else and have him do it to me...WOW. Now THAT would be a turn-on.
- age 49, Washington
My one true love, because he's my one true love, and I don't think anyone else could please me as much as he could.
- age 17, Florida (female)
I would have to say my best friend, because we've done everything together except masturbating. I've masturbated in front of him before, but he just ignored it. I've asked him if he wants to masturbate, and he says no. We watch porn and look at pictures on the Internet, go skinny dipping, and we've seen each other nude, but he will NOT masturbate with me (and probably not by himself, either). As if!
- age 18, Georgia
I'd walk down the street and pick the first guy my age. I've never masturbated with anyone before, so I wouldn't want this to be an intimidating experience with someone famous in the room having a "workout" with me.
- age 15, Nova Scotia, Canada
I have to admit it would be a guy...and that guy would be my best friend. He is hung like a horse from what I hear, and I know he masturbates all the time — even when he has already had sex with his girlfriend that day. I just think it would be pretty cool to see this guy handle himself.
- age 23, New Jersey
Stevie Nicks! Hands down! (No pun intended)
- age 15, California
Mariah Carey, because she's so sexy and...I don't know, it's just...Have you heard her song "Honey"? If you have a dirty mind, you can tell the "honey" she's talking about is obviously semen!
- age 16, Florida
You mean other than my fiance? Well, believe it or not, I'd choose actress Minnie Driver. She has a very natural sexuality I find very arousing. I've fantasized about making love to her a few times, and the thought of masturbating with her is very much a turn-on to me.
- age 36, California (female)
Isabella Rossellini. I just think she's the sexiest woman in film, and it would be amazing to masturbate with such an intelligent, attractive, sexy woman. The fact that she's older would make it even cooler — a young guy could learn a lot about female pleasure by watching someone with the experience she must have. And it wouldn't be hard to pleasure myself in that situation!
- age 25, Florida
Probably Brad Pitt. Not that I like guys or anything — just to see if movie stars do it, too.
- age 15, Nevada
My mom, cause it'd be REALLY weird.
- age 14, Canada
Topanga from "Boy Meets World." She's very pretty and seems like a fun person.
- age 17, Texas
That's easy: my best friend. He has an uncircumcised penis, and I have yet to see one up close. I would love to see how much pleasure I could give him. I would also just like to play with all that loose skin he has, and see how he reacts.
- age 26, Pennsylvania
I'd have to say...uhhh....Marilyn Manson, because something strange and exciting would probably happen.
- age 17, Indiana
I would choose the Chinese actress Gong Li, just because I'm curious to see how she would react. It's almost impossible to imagine her masturbating.
- age 18, Switzerland
Cory Everson! She's got a great body, is good looking and has long, sexy legs. I would love to see her as she orgasms.
- age 46, Michigan
It would be a guy I met on vacation. I was at the beach and got a henna tattoo. The whole experience was very sensual — him rubbing hot oil on my back, sitting so close to me. I was very turned on, and I would masturbate with him anytime. Maybe it's because I don't know him, but I wouldn't do that with anyone else I can think of. I like masturbation to be a personal experience — something I probably wouldn't share with someone I knew.
- age 17, Kentucky (female)
I have a lady friend who just oozes sexuality. We've made love a few times, and each time she has stroked herself during intercourse. The image of her masturbating has played into my fantasies more than a few times, and the thought of masturbating with her is a pleasurable one indeed.
- age 40, California
I would masturbate with my best friend, because even though I am not gay I still think it would be cool to masturbate with him. It's a really big turn-on to think of him masturbating.
- age 15 , North Carolina
Monica Lewinsky. But only if she's wearing that navy-blue dress. I want my stain on it as well as Bill's.
- age 27, Florida
I would love to masturbate with a beautiful she-male. I have never done this and think it would be very erotic.
- age 52, Washington
It would have to be Madonna, because of what she has done in her career, especially regarding sexuality. With her breakthrough book Sex she didn't just push the envelope, she completely nuked it — exposing her secret fantasies to the entire world, and telling others to do the same, and to practice safe sex and to masturbate. She even has pictures of her masturbating! How many artists have done that? She even once put masturbation on a list of things to do to live a great life. Also all the others who are unabashed by masturbation and are un-officia" spokespersons for it: Dr. Joycelyn Elders, Pee Wee Herman, and George Michael.
- age 15, Florida
I'd like to masturbate with a female person (or a couple) of about 35 to 40. Of course I'd prefer a German woman, because of the language to express our lust — and older, because she'd be old enough to express her wishes.
- age 33, Germany
I have a real-estate agent who is really cute, and I often fantasize about her. It would be very exciting to masturbate with her or even be "caught" by her.
- age 29, Ontario, Canada
Um, my girlfriend — duh.
- age 16, California
It could be a total stranger — a man of my age. We would do it spontaneously, and afterward we would never see each other again.
- age 31, Finland
I would masturbate with my neighbor's wife, because danger really turns me on...and she's pretty fine, too!
- age 14, Washington
[U.S. Senate majority leader] Trent Lott. It would improve his image.
- age 64, Pennsylvania
If it were anyone in the world, it would just be someone I love, regardless of anything else.
- age 15, Illinois
An exact replica of myself, created using some kind of sci-fi replicator. We would have the exact same body, personality, and memories — diverging only after the moment of replication. We could then do absolutely anything together, with no secrets, without the possibility of embarrassment. And we could have absolute trust in each other. (If you can't trust yourself, who *can* you trust?) Alternatively, I would choose a younger version of myself, using time travel. Then he could experience his first orgasm before I did in my own timeline (when I was 13).
- age 20, California
My golf partner, who is a female, because female genitalia turn me on incredibly!
- age 47, Rhode Island (female)
Probably my best friend. I am straight, and so is he, but we are very close and I get turned on at the thought of wanking with him. Once we were both just wearing our briefs, and he was in bed. I lay on top of him and we rubbed our crotches together, making a joke of it. I could feel that he was hard, but we stopped after a bit and spoke about something else. When I got to my room I masturbated like crazy, though, and had an awesome orgasm — and I bet he did, too.
- age 22, South Africa
It would have to be my father. He is very open with nudity. He is always walking around the house with no clothes on. I like his hairy body.
- age 14, Kansas
Truthfully, I would prefer masturbating by myself. That's what I feel makes it so special. It's personal and private.
- age 18, California (female)
It would have to be Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. I know they are best friends, and I'm sure they have masturbated together...I want to be in the middle. Talk about "saving privates"!
- age 34, Arizona
I would have to pick the most beautiful singer in the world, Jewel. She's very pretty, has a nice body and very nice breasts. And of course we'd have to masturbate to her song "My Own Private God's Gift to Women" — that would be a dream come true.
- age 14, California
I have always fantasized about masturbating with an old friend from school. He always used to talk about masturbation in front of me and used to get me so horny. He had a huge penis (or so I'm told) and was always the subject of my schoolboy fantasies, even now sometimes. He is bisexual but married now, so I have lost my chance.
- age 24, South Africa
I would want to masturbate with the woman I love. Celebrities don't do anything for me — why lust after someone who doesn't know you even exist?
- age 17, Washington
It would have to be Jerry Seinfeld. Why? Because he's not afraid of masturbation, and I'd be proud to masturbate with him.
- age 14, Ireland
It would be Shania Twain, because she is the most beautiful woman alive. Every time I see a picture of her or a video I just want to go masturbate.
- age 18, Minnesota
If we're talking about just fantasy here, I'd have to say European actor Vincent Perez, or Swedish model Marcus Schenkenberg. It's pure physical magnetism, nothing more. They're extremely attractive. Realistically speaking, though, it would have to be someone I was close to emotionally and intellectually as well as attracted to physically.
- age 22, North Carolina (female)
Matt Damon. Real person, loyal to all his old friends after winning his Academy Award for Best Screenplay. Besides, I'm tired of thinking about Leonardo DiCaprio on his hot tar roof.
- age 19, Pennsylvania
I want to masturbate with my 12-year-old brother. I walked in on him once by accident (he didn't see me), and I noticed he was doing some funny things. If I could masturbate with him I could teach him a few tricks of the trade.
- age 17, Virginia
I'd like to masturbate with Nicole Kidman. I don't think I'd be comfortable masturbating with a guy, and having him stare at me while I do it, but it wouldn't be so bad with another girl. And Nicole Kidman has a body I've always admired.
- age 14, Washington (female)
Besides my girlfriend (whom I have masturbated with), I would love to masturbate with Cameron Diaz. She is incredibly beautiful and just oozes sexuality. To have her piercing blue eyes watch me as I masturbate...I don't know how long I'd last, but it would be incredible. I've already masturbated to pictures of her in magazines, so why not have the real thing?
- age 28, Pennsylvania
My fiancee. Unfortunately I haven't had the opportunity to do so, because she does not masturbate. But I would love to show her the joys of masturbation and share this experience with her.
- age 19, Florida
I'm not gay, but I wouldn't mind masturbating with tennis player Pete Sampras! I'm not hairy and he is, which would make everything much more fun.
- age 17, England
It would be everyone — a big masturbation orgy!
- age 16, New Hampshire
I would pick my 13-year-old sister. She asked me about masturbation the other day and if girls do it; ever since I have pictured her and I doing it. It may seem sick, but it just sounds right.
- age 15, Colorado
The one person I have always loved is Janeane Garofalo. She has a very down-to-earth sexual appeal. She is also absolutely hilarious. I love comedy, and a beautiful woman who is extremely funny is PERFECT!
- age 18, Utah
Barney — he is so purple. I would like to bite his neck. He is so famous and loved by kids it gets me excited to think about him. If only I could do it on one of his programs and show my friend my accomplished feat.
- age 15, New Hampshire
Meg Ryan. Not only is she sexy looking, but when she did the fake orgasm scene in "When Harry Met Sally" it was so arousing. In men it would be Liam Neeson. Supposedly he has the largest penis in Hollywood. I have never played with a really big penis and would like to play with one while he played with me.
- age 76, Texas
If you mean a guy, I'm not into that. Either this girl I really like, or a porn-star chick to show me how to do stuff better. That would rule.
- age 15, New York
I'm very private about my personal sex life and can't imagine sharing that with anyone. However, there are many folks I don't mind thinking about while masturbating.
- age 24, Texas
Let me first say that although I'm not gay, I have had recurring thoughts of my best friend and sometime masturbation partner from high school and college. We had a kind of open policy about masturbation in our dorm room — if you felt like it, just go for it. And we never engaged in any kind of mutual stimulation other than the audible and visual kind. We just lost touch after college with our careers. I recently attended my 15-year high-school reunion and met up with him, and we ended up masturbating in his hotel room. We're both married, and he and his wife have a baby on the way. Weird, huh?
- age 33, Virginia
If I could choose anyone I would choose Karen McDougal, Playboy Playmate of the Year. She is the finest women alive, and I am sure I would have the best orgasm ever if I were to sit there and masturbate while she did, too. I would completely lose it!
- age 16, New Brunswick, Canada
I would have to say LeAnn Rimes. Why? Why not?
- age 15, Illinois
Without question it would be Gillian Anderson! Most of the time I already masturbate while fantasizing about her or looking at pics or watching her on TV, so having her there masturbating with me would be the closest thing to heaven I could think of.
- age 20, Kentucky
Woody Allen. Why do you think they call him Woody?
- age 32, New York (female)