I would be an exotic dancer! I like to listen to sexy music and relax with a glass of wine while I have male and female friends over, especially the women. I've always wanted to do the one thing I think about while I sit there talking – dance for them! Or, I'd do a lap dance. I find it very sexy and erotic. I can get frustrated (not to mention wet) thinking of those things sometimes. Just for once, I wish I had enough guts to actually do it.
- age 21, Canada (female)
This Week's Wackiest Response:
To be kidnapped by leprechauns and forced to suck their lucky charms.
- age 18, Ireland
I would do anything to masturbate in the shower with two other guys. I'm straight, but it's my fantasy.
- age 18, New Jersey
I would live in a country where all nudity and sex could be out in the open. No one would care about what you wanted or what you did. Heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual – it wouldn't matter to anyone. There would just be a lot of masturbating and sex with people of all ages, races, and genders. How much fun that would be!
- age 29, Texas
My ultimate fantasy is to be a permanent sex slave. I would work for a girl and have to walk around the house naked. I would walk around with my mistress and have to call her my mistress. I would have to have sex with her every night, and if I did a good job, I would get oral sex. When she was doing anything like watching TV, I would have to booty dance naked on her lap.
- age 14, Kentucky
My wildest fantasy is to be taken by surprise by my boyfriend. He would take control, handcuffing me to the bedposts and leaving me helpless and very turned on. He would tease me forever, making me get so close to orgasm, and then backing away. He would have his way with me and I would pretend to be mad at him. Anytime I think about my fantasy, wherever I am, I just can't help myself – if you know what I mean!
- age 22, Ohio (female)
Hands down, I would have sex with two lesbians. Even better, they would involve me in their session! Something about that just turns me on so much. I know that I am not the only guy with that fantasy – maybe 75% of the male population fantasizes that.
- age 18, Missouri
Asking for someone's deepest fantasy is normally asking for something quite graphic and detailed – not me, though. My deep down, ultimate fantasy is to fall in love and spend the rest of my life with someone special. And of course, I *would* do this in real life.
- age 15, Massachusetts
I would like to be known as the best bra fitter and underwear aesthetics representative for a big-name department store's junior miss department. Junior high and high school girls would come to me to help them find a bra that fits. (According to one bra manufacturer, 75% of women wear the wrong size.) They would present themselves to me in their underwear so that I could offer the style of bras and panties that would go best with their body types and individual tastes. The "ultimate" part of the fantasy is where school districts book me to tour and do workshops.
- age 33, Washington
I would be tied to a chair, bound, and gagged. Or, I'd be tied to a bed. A girl would tease me, perform fellatio, and play with me. Another fantasy is that I would do the same to a girl. (Of course, you can't perform fellatio on a girl. I think it 's called cunnilingus.) Anyway, I would love to please a girl until she just couldn't stand it anymore – to drive her crazy for hours. I guess that's because I would want it to be done to me also, but that's my fantasy.
- age 17, New York
Like I'd tell you guys!
- age 29, California (female)
It may seem sick to some of you, but I'd want to masturbate with one of my friend's younger brothers.
- age 16, Pennsylvania
My real-life fantasy is to get together with a group of like-minded guys and spend a relaxing hour or two being naked with each other and masturbating. I could see and experience other techniques, something I've always been curious about. I'd also like to see and touch an uncircumcised penis, since I don't have my foreskin and really wish I did. I'd like to see it go from flaccid to full erection and how the foreskin functions during masturbation. I'm married and have a son, so I wouldn't want to live a gay lifestyle. I just have these fantasies!
- age 38, Washington
I guess my ultimate fantasy would be for me to strip for a man. I would turn him on so much that he just couldn't keep his hands off himself.
- age 15, New York (female)
I visualize masturbating or sucking other penises. My ultimate fantasy is to simultaneously lick my wife's clitoris and suck another man's penis as he has intercourse with my wife from the rear. My wife knows of this fantasy, and it makes her hot when we talk about it as we are having sex or masturbating each other.
- age 50, North Dakota
I dream about getting all of my friends from school together in a pool and have one major masturbation session – both male and female.
- age 16, New York
I would like to have a whole body shave from head to toe so that I am completely smooth and hairless. Then I would like to have baby oil rubbed all over me. I am very hairy on my chest, back, legs, and arms. I have never liked my covering of hair. The thought of being hairless gives me an erection and makes masturbation and ejaculation so much better.
- age 59, United Kingdom
I'd like to have full-blown intercourse with my teacher, on her desk, in front of the class. I would make her sing!
- age 15, Ireland
I would go back to when I was 16 and (without the masturbation myths I believed back then), and get together with a friend of mine. We would masturbate together. We both wanted to, but neither one of us had the courage to do it. Neither of us was or is gay, but on several occasions, we "played around" with the idea of helping each other with masturbation. Still, we took no direct action. I would say yes to his advances, and have great fun enjoying a level of friendship I took for granted, and which we never used to the fullest. I still think of him on occasion when I masturbate.
- age 42, California
My best friend always hits on me. We always talk about masturbation, sex, and our fantasies. I would like to have sex with him, or at least to masturbate with him.
- age 18, Ohio
I would want to be a model in a department store, but completely naked. All day I'd have to stay in the same pose, completely naked, and have thousands of people stare at me.
- age 15, Canada (female)
I wish I had a holodeck (for those who don't watch the Star Trek offshoots, that's a computerized fantasy machine) in which I could recreate anyone I've ever been attracted to, at whatever age I want him to be (and then alter my age to match). I want to be able to see and feel his naked body, have sex with him, and ask him all about his sex life, history, and his feelings about me. For those who aren't gay or bi, I want to be able to make them so, or else turn myself into a temporary female so we can do you-know-what. My fear is that I'd learn that some people had been favorably inclined towards me – if I had ever had the guts in real life to proposition them. What would I do then?
- age 45, New Jersey
I like to think about going to sleep, and having a boy touch me and play with my vagina while I'm sleeping. Sometimes I imagine that I waken, but pretend to stay asleep and watch him as he touches me.
- age 12, Canada (female)
Women would be all over me. All right, maybe just a guy or two, as long as they keep in mind that *I* am the one being served. I've never been with more than two women at one time. In this fantasy, there are two gorgeous women just sucking my nipples, and I have an arm around each of them. Then there's a third woman sucking my [clean language] and doing some ball playing. One person would be very gently handling my [clean language] and maybe even sticking fingers and other things into it. All the while, others are all over my body and between my fingers and toes. One woman is caressing every imaginable part of her body with the crown of my bald head. What can a man do but lie back and enjoy?
- age 53, Denmark
I have always felt that being a woman would give me the ultimate sexual pleasure – so that I could have sex with another girl. And who knows, maybe it'd be possible one day! Now when I masturbate, I pretend that I have a vagina and have other women take turns with me!
- age 16, United Kingdom
I'd love to be the massage therapist for male models at an Abercrombie and Fitch photo shoot. One by one, I'd have them stretch out naked on my massage table and let my skilled hands, lubricated with massage oil, release the tensions built up after a hard day of shooting.
- age 43, New York
My ultimate fantasy would be for me and my friend to masturbate together and maybe masturbate each other while our girlfriends watched. The girls would get so aroused from watching us that they would start to masturbate, too, and then we would end up having sex – maybe all together.
- age 15, Australia
I would really like to know what it feels like to sandwiched between two male lovers. One would enter me anally and the other vaginally.
- age 28, Canada (female)
I'm not really into that hardcore stuff. My *ultimate* fantasy would be to have romantic sex in a bathtub with rose petals and candles lit everywhere with a nice vanilla scent in the air – however cheesy that may sound for a 14-year-old male.
- age 14, New York
I'd like to ride bareback (no saddle) on a horse with a guy behind and inside me.
- age 38, Arkansas
For some time, I've wanted to have sexual experiences with attractive women aged from 25-40. The idea of having sex with older women is a huge turn-on for me. These women are often graceful, sexy, attractive, and would be experienced in bed! I hope to turn this fantasy into reality someday.
- age 16, Australia
In my fantasy, an unknown enemy captures me. They put a mask on me to keep me from seeing my surroundings. It totally covers my face, so that I can't do much more than let out muffled cries. My arms are handcuffed behind me. At least once a day, my captors come into my cell to beat me. When they realize that they can't get any information from me, they decide to have their way with me. I am brought to a room with people. I can't see them because of the mask, but I can hear them. Woman and man alike wait for their turn to use me. One by one, they progress, using me for both sexual and sadistic purposes. Some of them beat me. This exchange of pleasure and pain continues until finally I am rendered unconscious.
- age 20, Wisconsin
Being a bit "bendy," I would like to have vaginal sex with my girlfriend while being anally penetrated by an old friend of mine. We would have to be outdoors, since the warmth of a vagina can be fully appreciated only when everything else is a bit cooler. Afterwards, I'd masturbate, ejaculating on her breasts. My friend would lick it off. Then we'd snowball-kiss, go to bed, wake up, and shower together before repeating the whole thing.
- age 15, Ireland
I know that many men fantasize about being with two women at once, so my fantasy usually begins with another woman, a hot guy, and me. However, he begins to enjoy me more than the other woman. In the end, he's pleased that he chose me over her.
- age 25, Illinois (female)
I would love to go into my parents' room while they are having sex, climb into bed with them, and make it a threesome.
- age 16, Ireland
On my wedding night, I would like to sit naked behind my wife and have her teach me everything about her body – what pleases and excites her the most. After she has had at least one orgasm, I'd take my turn, letting her gently pull me off from behind. Only after that would we slowly have sex. This fantasy does wonderful things for me when I imagine it in sufficient detail. Moreover, it doesn't go against my Christian beliefs.
- age 25, Minnesota
One of my ultimate fantasies would be to be dominated by a beautiful woman and then have her nurture and cuddle me afterwards.
- age 16, Connecticut
My ultimate fantasy, even though I would never do it, is to be with another girl – probably one of my close female friends – and just have a wild night of exploration.
- age 19, Illinois (female)
I dream of being in the middle of times square on top of a Lincoln Navigator in broad daylight, having deep passionate sex.
- age 16, New York
My ultimate fantasy is to be had consensually by many men. These men would know and like one another, but they would want only me. They would watch each other touch me and talk about how nice it is for me to share such a sacred pleasure. All of the touching would be sensual and more than one man could touch me at the same time. If I am sexually frustrated and cannot have an orgasm, this is what I think about. Or, I think about my first sexual experience, which cannot be worded appropriately for your forum.
- age 30, Oregon (female)
I always get erections when I work out. I would love to be able to give my friend oral sex while we are working out, and then have him return the favor.
- age 18, Ohio
I'd love to be in a room with at least three different men and take them on all at once. First, I'd like to please *them* all at once – one with my mouth and the other two – well, you can figure out where they'd go. My emphasis would be to please the three guys – to bring them each to orgasm. Then – and this is the really good part! – I'd like to switch. I might collapse from exhaustion. They would all work to please *me* at the same time. This would be quite different from the first scenario. I'd want them to hold, caress, and kiss me all at once, perhaps in appreciation for what just took place. But like gentlemen, they would take turns. Only one at a time would enter me, while the others watched and held me. It's an old fantasy of mine to have one man bring me to orgasm orally while another man deeply tongue-kisses me. Perhaps the third could suckle my breasts! Of course, I could do this last part for hours.
- age 31, Texas (female)
Honestly, the biggest fantasy I've ever had – masturbating with another guy – has already happened. So now I guess it would be getting to spend a night with a loved one – close, hugging, kissing, intimate time – maybe sex of some kind, maybe not. It would be more about getting to be close to this loved person. That would be my ultimate fantasy.
- age 16, Arizona
I know that this sounds strange and sick, but my ultimate fantasy is to make love to my mom, or maybe masturbate with her. She was the first female I ever saw completely naked, in person or in pictures. I walked in on her accidentally while she was changing and saw everything. Every detail of her naked body became engraved in my head. I didn't have anything else to look at, so her body became the center of my frequent masturbation sessions and fantasies. Eventually, I got other materials to look at and developed other non-related fantasies, but the images of her naked body are still fresh in my head and bring me great pleasure whenever I fantasize about them. While I would never act on any of these fantasies, I can't help but wonder what it would be like to make some of my fantasies about her come true.
- age 21, Wisconsin
I would like to have intercourse with myself!
- age 16, Brazil
My fantasy involves an 8-hour marathon sex session during the day with a buxom Asian female. I'd want us to kind of take turns "leading," but I'd definitely want to do some spanking/light bondage. At night, there would be a "dueling orgasm contest," wherein we would take turns pleasing each other orally or otherwise; the loser – whichever of us is too tired to take their turn – has to wash the sheets in the morning.
- age 17, New York
I hate to admit it, but I masturbate regularly to a rape fantasy – not me raping someone, but of me being gang-raped by a group of guys. The usual fantasy is that I am caught sneaking a peek at guys in a group shower situation. They drag me in, strip me, and force me to perform for 3 to 5 guys. There's no beating or assault involved, just being held, pushed around, and forced to submit.
- age 36, Texas
This idea stuck in my head so strongly I had to write a story about it. I thought of what it would be like to be masturbated by multiple invisible hands that hold me still while they work. The idea of feeling pleasure without being able to see it sounds frightening but interesting – at least for a fantasy.
- age 15, Wisconsin
Recently when I masturbate, I've had this fantasy about being stopped by a cop on the highway. To get out of a ticket, I have madly passionate sex with him. Every time I masturbate, the scenario changes a bit, and it's very arousing. Hmmm, I might start driving faster on the parkway now.
- age 18, New Jersey (female)
My fantasy begins in the ballroom of an old, elegant Paris or London mansion. It has white lace curtains, through which one looks out into a lush garden. Fresh rose pedals carpet the wooden floor. Portraits and paintings cover the wall. A beautiful mural adorns the ceiling. A baby grand piano occupies a corner of the ballroom. Outside, it is raining. She is a beautiful blonde who graduated valedictorian from Yale University. I would be in the corner of the room, dressed in a tuxedo with a rose in my mouth, waiting for her to enter the room in a flowing gown of white lace. We would then begin to waltz the night away to Strauss, after an evening at the symphony listening to a Stravinsky concert. When finished dancing, we would move to the antique loveseat and drink red wine. We would then undress one another to the music of Debussy, Tchaikovsky, and Rachmaninoff. Then we would make love all night long on the rose-covered floor, wrapped in luxurious French silk sheets – listening to the rain and the music, and drinking wine. Oh, what a night that would be!
- age 17, California
I am lying in bed naked and masturbating, when a beautiful woman comes in, fully clothed. She slowly starts to strip off her clothes to reveal the beautiful body she owns. When she is fully naked, we embrace. She asks if she can finish what I was doing, and I say yes, and we spend the rest of the night masturbating – ourselves, each other, so on and so forth.
- age 14, Illinois
I would like my roommate to tie me to the bed and masturbate me – always stopping before I ejaculate. I've been masturbated by females, but I would like a male to do it because a guy would understand how the equipment works. Being tied to the bed would give him total control and make me dependent on him as to when I climax. I just think it could be a total orgasmic rush.
- age 28, Canada
I would love to masturbate while doing a nude bungee jump. That must be the freest, nicest feeling ever!
- age 17, France
I would like to have an audience for my masturbation session. Two or 3 women would undress me and tease me to a frenzied state of sexual need. As they continue to tease me, I would have to confess that I masturbate secretly. I would have to tell them everything I do to myself. Then they would make me or allow me to masturbate, with the audience adding verbal encouragement. When I finish, the audience would erupt with wild applause.
- age 35, Alabama