It would be the 2001: A Space Odyssey of female masturbation. It would star women I know, women I don't know, famous women I'd *love* to know, all pleasuring themselves to a classical soundtrack. Each woman's session would be sparked by the appearance of a large, black, mysterious alien phallus, inspiring her to masturbate in whatever way brings her the most pleasure. Along with the music, the sessions would begin slowly, building gradually to an orgasm so cosmically powerful that the woman would be transformed into the Star-Child and hover in a fetal position above the planet. No, seriously – it would be a continuous tape of women masturbating.
- age 26, Florida
I like to watch people having intercourse. If it were legal, I would have people my age doing it. I have always fantasized about having intercourse right after a party, on a Friday night, so I would like to include this, too. I also would have them use different positions. I also fantasize about making love in school, as though I had a remote control and could stop time and pick out a very attractive girl and then have sex with her on the teacher's desk.
- age 15, Michigan
I love watching other people masturbating. If I designed my own erotic video, it would show men and women masturbating in different ways. Watching another person masturbating always gets me going.
- age 18, Maryland (female)
It would be a video of me and my 16-year-old sister having sex. This has never happened in real life, but it has been a major fantasy of mine for the past 4 years.
- age 20, California
All I'd need would be a beautiful girl, my age, telling me what she was going to do to me. She doesn't have to get naked or anything like that – just look beautiful and stimulate my imagination.
- age 17, Illinois
My video would be of my wife slowly stripping and then being made love to by 4 or 5 young lads. They would take turns giving her what she wanted, and then they would all shower together and start again. This is when I would finally ejaculate! Can anyone tell me why so many men fantasize about watching their wife or girlfriend being made love to by other men while they watch?
- age 38, United Kingdom
My dream porno video would have about 10 men and 7 women. This would allow for lots of orgies, lots of lesbians, lots of gay sex. I love everything in surplus!
- age 16, Connecticut
My video would almost have to be animated or *very* expensive to produce, since most of my fantasies either defy the laws of physics or the current limitations of technology. That's what separates fantasy from porn – you don't have to be tied down by anything at all.
- age 19, Indiana
It would almost certainly involve girls masturbating, as that's always been one of my #1 turn-ons. My girlfriend masturbates very rarely; I don't really have an outlet for that turn-on in my real life, so it pops up in my fantasies quite a bit.
- age 23, Ontario, Canada
I already have it! About 3 years ago some friends and I were bored during the school holidays and decided to make a video. We went out into some field (I live on a farm), took off our clothes, and fooled around with each other – just wrestling and a bit of masturbating together. We all had erections, but there was no serious sex. We had a great time, and now that we're older and all have serious girlfriends would never show it around – but I still have it and occasionally watch it when I know I won't get caught.
- age 19, South Africa
I wouldn't, because I believe pornography is wrong.
- age 24, Minnesota
I would like to watch a video of a Brad Pitt kind of guy masturbating outdoors. It would start with him just getting naked and playing with himself, all the way to a fierce completion. That would be a total turn-on!
- age 38, Colorado
Two really sexy girls would be dressed in skin-tight leopard pants and black tight shirts. They would begin posing and doing a striptease. Once they were completely naked, they would rub each other's bodies and kiss deeply. Then they would play with each other's nipples, then proceed to giving each other oral sex (trimmed pubic hair – to a thin line). Both would climax and then keep on making out and having sex. The tape would include great sounds. Writing this gave me an erection – I think I will go masturbate now.
- age 14, Texas
I would make a video of "Lady Chatterley's Lover" totally true to D.H. Lawrence's text, without any censorship whatsoever.
- age 60, Australia
My fianceé getting it from 3 men at the same time. Also there would be another women helping to orgasm. This would be a very big turn-on for me.
- age 18, Texas
My favorite type of video would be of guys just masturbating. It would include just plain guys as well as some famous stars, like Leo DiCapario and Matt Damon. Nothing turns me on more than watching other guys masturbating.
- age 27, Indiana
On the video would be me and 2 other girls I know. We would be doing everything we could, and then my boyfriend would come in and we would tease him, and then have unbelievable sex for hours! I hope it can happen someday.
- age 16, Ireland (female)
RED-HEADED WOMEN! There'd be all kinds of action: some masturbating, a few lesbian scenes, some regular male-female sex, etc. It would also have scenes of sexy women who are friends of mine, performing all the above acts. Basically, everything that my fantasies now have.
- age 21, Ohio
I would have a video of females masturbating. Since I have never seen a female masturbate, I would like to see what techniques they use to achieve orgasm. Each of these females would have to be alone, because then they would have total freedom to do whatever they want and not worry about being watched or having to please someone else.
- age 19, New Jersey
It would be a video of girls I am friends with as they did erotic dances and what not. It's a big turn-on to imagine female friends naked.
- age 16, Virginia
It would definitely be women masturbating. Not the commercial stuff, but REAL people (amateurs) doing it for real, having real orgasms. If I could REALLY put whatever I want, it would be people I know – co-workers, friends, the girl at the video store (haha). The best would be if it were a hidden-cam or something – where they are doing it for themselves and not for a camera.
- age 34, Ohio
This is my kind of question! I would have Donna D'Errico and Britney Spears watching me masturbate. Why Donna D'Errico and Britney Spears? They're the only blondes I like (I'm for brunettes). After they were done watching me, they would start a lesbian experience with each other. They're so different, Britney being a Mormon (no joke!) and Donna having already posed nude), yet they would be after the same thing: SEX. It'll never happen, but hey – if the Kings can beat the Lakers, hey, anything could happen!
- age 15, California
The video would show several good-looking male and female lovers in various acts of tender and sensual love-making – oral stimulation, intercourse, and, of course, masturbation. Masturbatory acts would be both solo and mutual – doing themselves as well as each other. All couple combinations would be depicted: male-female, male-male, female-female. The camera would shoot highly explicit scenes of an exceptional tastefulness level – never genital-shy. The video would include a particular emphasis on "full body" shots of couples to show the true intimacy and sensuality of their acts and their love together – some videos are too tightly focused on genitals. The cameras would not be afraid to show a male penis – flaccid, erect, or in the throes of ejaculation. Scenes indoors, outdoors, on the beach. In short, I would pattern it after the "Better Sex Video Series" – only skipping the annoying narration and lengthening the scenes to show entire sexual acts instead of short clips.
- age 38, Iowa
I would like to see my girlfriend playing with herself in the video, and suddenly I come in and have sex with her.
- age 18, Hong Kong
It would have myself as an Arab sheik, even though I'm Euro-American/Native American. I would have sex with a dozen or more different woman from my harem. I would also get oral sex from two of my male guards.
- age 38, California
I'm not gay or anything, but I'd have a video of all my male friends masturbating in a group. It would be cool to see how other guys do it and see their expression when they orgasm.
- age 16, Nevada
Are you kidding? What *wouldn't* I put in it? Hetero sex, gay male sex, people of both (all?) sexes masturbating. Maybe even animals mating. No blood, S&M, or bestiality (people w/animals), though. I guess that answers what I wouldn't put in it. The videos would have to have plots, not just random sex. I need a good bedtime story every now and again.
- age 29, California (female)
In my class there are 2 girls who are more developed than most even a few years older, and everyone knows it. They are also *very* good friends. I would like them in a video together; they would be gently playing with each other, etc., moaning and groaning until they both climaxed. That would be my erotic video.
- age 16, Canada
I would probably want to film my best sexual experience ever. I won't go into detail, but my point is that what turns me on the most is something that has happened to me – something I know already works. Maybe this is because I am very open with my lover about fantasies and have had many of them fulfilled. Maybe if I had been less adventurous sexually I would want to see something new and exciting on video. Who would be on it would be the man in my life who has given me the best orgasms and myself. There would be lots of hair pulling.
- age 21, California (female)
Well, I have a foot fetish, so my video would involve girls in the nude licking and playing with their feet. Jennifer Love Hewwit and Sarah Michelle Gellar would be the main stars, plus others.
- age 16, Australia
I would definitely have a pair of sexy women wrestling with me in a small room on a bed. Of course, I would let the girls get the best of the match. I prefer to think about leggy blondes wearing dark stockings controlling me all the way. We would wrestle for hours, of course. At times both of them would be in front of me. I would have a hand on a woman's hip. There would be a serious round of footsie while we kissed! Later on, one woman would have me all to herself while the other woman rested. (Of course, I would have no time to rest!) Then, the women would get in front of me again and whisper sexy things to me. At this point in the movie, I would have an explosive orgasm and ejaculate big time!
- age 30, Pennsylvania
It would be all the hottest girls from my school being lesbians on tape.
- age 15, Alabama
I would probably make a video of my three best friends masturbating together in front of the TV while watching a heterosexual porno. Of course, they would all be naked, and even better, they would take turns stroking each other. I don't know how to explain this – especially since I consider myself a straight guy – but I found it to be arousing the first time I masturbated in a group, and I would have liked to have taped it. I also found it even more stimulating watching my friend stroke me and vice-versa. Now that's all I think about when I go at it alone.
- age 18, Mexico
I don't need videos – I can think of all the scenes I want in my mind. In my imagination I'm doing all the stuff the folks in the video would be doing. If I did make a video, it would be me and 2 girls. The only problem is I have a bigger penis in my imagination!
- age 15, Vermont
I would have a video of every guy I know, from scene to scene. It would show the first time they masturbated, and the voice-over would be them describing what they were thinking and feeling. I'm straight, but this would be awesome. Besides, I don't like the idea of women masturbating. Women are for passionate sex – no offense.
- age 24, Ohio
I would watch 4 girls and 4 guys have sex for hours. They would do all the positions, and even the girls would pleasure the other girls. Then in the end of the video, I would come in, and all of the girls would come over to me and give me oral sex one at a time.
- age 16, Kansas
Definitely Wilmer Valderrama, that hot and handsome Venezuelan guy from TV's "That 70s Show." Staring straight into the camera, he would slowly strip down to a pair of white skivvies while dancing to the pulsating beat of some great salsa music. While he never strips completely naked in the video, the viewer can't help but notice he, too, is getting excited from the motion of those Latin hips and the expanding "package" under those tighty whities. That would be enough to bring me over the edge to an explosive orgasm.
- age 29, Missouri
I would like to see bisexual sexual intercourse between Matt Damon, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Jude Law. These are the most attractive actors in movies right now.
- age 16, Washington, D.C.
My video would be in 15-minute sections. The first thing on the video would be me masturbating, fingering myself and squeezing my nipples as I ride the edge of my chair to orgasm. Second would be my boyfriend being secretly taped as he masturbated. Third would be my boyfriend and I having sex, oral sex, using our adult toys. Last would be a small segment of another girl being taped secretly as she masturbated.
- age 20, Michigan (female)
I would probably put Cindy Margolis and Demi Moore in my video, because those are two very fine ladies. I would have them in the shower, licking and caressing each other under the spray of hot water. I'd also like it if they were masturbating each other, with Demi's hand in Cindy's crotch and vice-versa. That would definitely send me over the edge! I'd probably ejaculate before the video was halfway through!
- age 17, Georgia
It would be my wife and her best girlfriend in bed making love – oral sex, of course, and playing with strap-on dildos! Without knowing anyone was watching!
- age 45, Alabama
I would have Ben Affleck going down on me While my boyfriend was having anal sex with me. That would be a totally erotic video to watch.
- age 21, Pennsylvania (female)
I would like to see 3 friends of mine bound and gagged and struggling. This turns me on for some reason; I have never been able to explain it. They would be bound hand and foot with rope, be dressed in nothing but shorts, and have handkerchiefs tied around their heads. They would be tied separately on the floor, in chairs, standing against poles, or on beds.
- age 18, Colorado
My friend and I have over 150 pornos which we trade, so I've seen *a lot.* I don't know about anyone else, but straight M/F sex gets old very quick. My video would be one of those 6-hour compilation tapes of female hermaphrodites (they would have to look very feminine or I wouldn't like it) having sex. Preferably, I'd would like them to have large nipples and breasts. also, since I chose a 6-hour tape, I would also want some female ejaculation clips thrown in, and some lactating scenes to boot. What a perfect video that would be.
- age 24, New Jersey
I'd call it "Shower Stalls of the Rich and Famous," and it would just show the following people soaping up: Mayim Bialek, Christina Ricci, Anna Paquin, Anna Schlumsky, Melissa Joan Hart, the youngest sister from "Party Of Five," Angelina Jolie and the girl who co-starred with her in "Foxfire." Just good clean fun!
- age 16, Washington
My secret erotic video would include a muscular guy on top of his girl having intercourse, sweating and thrusting, complete with sound. Just at the point the guy climaxes, he withdraws and ejaculates on her breasts. The second part of the video would have two lean, muscular lightweight guys wrestling. The two lean guys would introduce themselves, shake hands and strip. The two guys would then wrestle buck-naked. After the match they would freely masturbate to orgasm and ejaculate.
- age 26, California
Semi-sexual activity is a major turn-on for me. Since I'm gay, it would have 2 guys playing with each other partially clothed, but still covered up. Lots of teasing and stuff, sort of like soft-core porn. It might eventually become overtly sexual, but it wouldn't have to. I mean, the guys would have to be cute (it is porn, after all), but it doesn't have to be sex. Sometimes the suggestion of sex is a lot more of a turn-on than overt representation. I've seen a few movies like this, and I usually achieve orgasm quickly and with great satisfaction because this sort of stuff lets my imagination fill in the things I don't see – and the imagination is much better than real life. I would suggest that everyone hone their imaginations and not worry so much about seeing something directly, since your mind is a lot better at coming up with stuff to turn you on.
- age 17, Ohio