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A condom of course!
Sexuality: Straight Location: Canada Age: 16
A carrot and I would paint my dick orange
Sexuality: Bi Location: The south Age: 17
It would definitly be Superman because my penis is super
Sexuality: Unsure Location: WV Age: 19
My penis would dress as Dick Cheney. Smaller than most, but it can take precedence over the real brain sometimes. It will invest in a pornography business focusing on some small penis porn (for once!), but will eventually become shrouded in a foreskin of mystery due to shady accounting. Heck, maybe at the end of the costume party during a circle "Hunting of the Quail", it will shoot one of my friends in the face!
Sexuality: Straight Location: Indiana Age: 15
A black penis
Sexuality: Straight Location: Canada Age: 17
A banana
Sexuality: Straight Location: Ohio Age: 19
Haha it would be a Buddhist monk, because it's fat and yellow!
Sexuality: Straight Location: Albany, New York Age: 18
In a rabbit costume
Sexuality: Unsure Location: Florida Age: 13
It would go as Rudolph the Red Nose Deer with new antlers and a lubricated pumpkin head decoration. A little sign hanging divinely under will read "Booo, it's been five days".
Sexuality: Location: Montreal - Canada Age: 30
A bigger penis!
Age: 13 Location: Vancouver Sexuality: Bi
An elephant trunk
Sexuality: Bi Location: NY Age: 13
Basketball player. It's really big, has some mad skillz, and can shoot a lot.
Sexuality: Straight Location: Age:
An army man... it's already got the helmet
Sexuality: Straight Location: Virginia Age: 17
Well, my penis would dress up as a man with brown curly hair, a very large nose, (that is red at the end of it because he has a cold), and a big cleft in his chin. He would also "sneeze" a whole bunch.
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A scary motherfucker costume I would say
Sexuality: Straight Location: Australia Age: 16
I gotta say I would make a costume that looks like a vagina and stick him in there
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A Dachshund.
Age: 15 Location: Illinois Sexuality: Straight
A baby because it just needs attention
Age: 18 Location: Somewhere Sexuality: Straight
I would put a University of Oregon flag on the end and call it a "Flag Pole"
Sexuality: Straight Location: Vancouver, Washington Age: 32
A vagina
Sexuality: Location: Austin Age: 21
I think he would go as me and maybe I would dress up as him.
Sexuality: Bi Location: Winnipeg MB Canada Age: 28
A hot dog bun
Sexuality: Gay Location: Texas Age: 17
I would say as a dog because it always enjoys a good petting.
Sexuality: Unsure Location: California, USA Age: 17
The condom?
Sexuality: Straight Location: California Age: 13
Tropicana Girl
Sexuality: Straight Location: NJ Age: 40
As a bowling champion with two balls!
Sexuality: Gay Location: MN, US Age: 65
It would be dressed up like Richard Roundtree...SHAFT! Ha ha ha!
Sexuality: Straight Location: Canada Age: 28
My penis would go as a carton of half and half. That way it would be funny when he ejaculates
Sexuality: Straight Location: CT Age: 16
My penis would go dressed as a car. Hopefully one of the girls comes with her vagina dressed as a garage so my penis has somewhere to park for the night.
Sexuality: Straight Location: California Age: 16
Mine would go butt naked, because it's that good ;)
Age: 17 Location: United States Sexuality: Straight
I think my penis would go as a banana or a wiener. That's obvious.
Age: 40 Location: Alabama Sexuality: Straight
THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!
Age: 32 Location: USA Sexuality: Straight
A cyclops, wouldn't take much to make it look like a one-eyed creature, lol.
Age: 14 Location: Indiana Sexuality: Bi
I'd dress it up as a chocolate covered banana. So I could offer every body a taste.
Age: 21 Location: Santa Clara, CA Sexuality: Unsure
For halloween, my penis would probably go as a bottle of glue. If you squeeze and shake it enough, white sticky stuff comes out.
Sexuality: Straight Location: Springfield, MO Age: 19
A piece of penne pasta with lots and lots of alfredo sauce!
Age: 16 Location: New York Sexuality: Straight
a hooker
Sexuality: Bi Location: u.s. Age: 18
My hand
Sexuality: Location: Age: 17
Ummmm, either a firefighter or a penis... I don't know, I'm not very creative
Sexuality: Straight Location: US of A Age: 18
As a vagina
Age: 19 Location: Sexuality: Bi
Mayonnaise dispenser
Sexuality: Bi Location: Stockton Age: 25
It would go dressed as a one-eyed snake in a hoody.
Age: 27 Location: UK Sexuality: Straight
If my penis was invited to a halloween party it would have to be a stretch limo
Age: 16 Location: Canada Sexuality: Straight
He'd be going as a one-eyed trouser snake, of course.
Age: 25 Location: USA Sexuality: Straight
It would go as a pair of pants... then it would have "came in his pants"
Age: 19 Location: Sexuality: Straight
A cup......
Sexuality: Straight Location: OR Age: 13
A tom cat. It likes to pounce on the little pussies it can get. MEOW
Sexuality: Straight Location: Tennessee Age: 18
My penis would be dressed up as a mummy so if I masturbated then my sperm would be cleaned up right away. :)
Sexuality: Straight Location: Reno, NV Age: 12
If my penis were invited to a party I would go all out and take the four hour hard on pill then make my penis look like buzz lightyear. Make the glans the helmet and make a little jet pack. Paint it up and there you have it. My other thoughts were a witch's broom stick where you would just paint it like wood no pun intended then put a witch doll on it. Other ideas: Frankenstein, the Hulk, snake. I think it would be one of the best halloween parties of the year.
Age: 15 Location: Indiana Sexuality: Straight
A dick-tater
Age: 14 Location: Florida Sexuality: Bi
Hmmmm....A banana? I guess that seems a little obvious, and I'm sure that other people are gunna think of the same thing. I guess I like to think of it as being classic.
Sexuality: Straight Location: Age: 18
King Charles II
Age: 14 Location: MD Sexuality: Straight
My Birthday suit of course!
Age: 17 Location: Ireland Sexuality: Straight
I think that it would dress up as a big sucker so everyone could lick it...
Age: 19 Location: Michigan Sexuality: Straight
Zorro, I think. Always ready to help anyone who needs help... you know...
Age: 32 Location: Finland Sexuality: Straight
I would dress up big soldier as Hulk Hogan. It would fit it well.
Age: 13 Location: Ontario, Canada Sexuality: Straight
My penis would go as a tornado because they both know how to make a mess!
Age: 15 Location: Sexuality:
A no brainer; it would be "the one-eyed monster."
Sexuality: Straight Location: Virginia Age: 50
Probably as a skeleton......it wouldn't be that different from usual, its a boner most of the time anyway hahahahaha
get it? BONEr = skeleton....well I thought it was funny lol
Age: 15 Location: UK Sexuality: Unsure
George W Bush
Age: 41 Location: New Jersey Sexuality: Straight
Wrapped in Saran Wrap to keep the flavor in until ready to serve. Heat the oven to 102 degrees with heavy petting. Unwrap when ready and treat it like an upside/down cake. Completely drain.
Age: 40 Location: Texas Sexuality: Straight
A penis
Sexuality: Unsure Location: Boston Age: 16
A jack in the box.
Play with it long enough and he will pop out to say hello!
Age: 20 Location: Sexuality: Straight
A pirate for sure!
Age: 17 Location: U.S.A. Sexuality: Bi
A banana, this way the monkey in my room could have dinner
Age: 14 Location: NY Sexuality: Unsure
A black condom.
Age: 16 Location: England Sexuality: Gay
Spitting cobra lol
Age: 35 Location: Nebraska Sexuality: Bi
HMM.... I think my BF's penis would go as a crayon... hah a crayon would be easy, just put a colored condom on.
Age: 14 Location: Sexuality: Straight
A vagina.
Age: 14 Location: Virginia Sexuality: Bi
A party hat.
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It would go as a gynecologist
Age: Location: Sexuality: Straight
Thing from the Addams family. You can please multiples LOL
Age: 34 Location: Sexuality: Straight
It'd go as a banana!
Age: 22 Location: Nova Scotia Sexuality: Straight
My penis would go as a tube of chap stick. That way if anyone were to have chapped lips I could provide the proper moisturizer.
Sexuality: Gay Location: Las Vegas, NV Age: 38
It would go as a mummie because then it wouldn't need extra tissues ;)
Age: 17 Location: England Sexuality: Straight
Hmm, I suppose it would depend on whether or not only penises were invited...but to answer the question, I'd have to say Ellen Degeneres: the dick would pick up the straight vaginas and the costume would get the remainder.
Age: 19 Location: Key West Sexuality: Straight
It would go in Hulk costume, since its so big and powerful.
Age: 16 Location: PA Sexuality: Straight
I'd dress it up as Mr. Fantastic.
Sexuality: Straight Location: England Age: 17
Would dress up in dracula it will suck your blood
Age: 12 Location: UK Sexuality: Straight
A Greek infantryman. It's not afraid to rush right in.
Age: 17 Location: TX Sexuality: Unsure
A scruffy werewolf. I'd not trim my pubes for a few weeks.
Sexuality: Straight Location: New Zealand Age: 14
I would throw it over my shoulder and go as a petrol pump!
Age: 20 Location: UK Sexuality: Straight
A rocket. Could you imagine the pick up lines? "Wanna ride to the moon?"
Sexuality: Gay Location: Age: 16
It would go as Superman dude, cape and all
Age: 16 Location: Saco Maine Sexuality: Straight
A frog prince so those dressed as princess will kiss it.
Age: 24 Location: Iowa Sexuality: Straight
A vagina.
Sexuality: Bi Location: New Zealand Age: 17
It would be dressed in a vagina!
Age: 15 Location: England Sexuality: Straight
It would go as a banana! It would be funny and kinky to have someone peel off the fake banana peels.
Age: 17 Location: Quebec Sexuality: Gay
A mummy :-(
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It would probably go as a tiger....its been extra ferocious lately so that is fitting!
Age: 19 Location: Illinois Sexuality: Straight
It would go as a condom so it has nothing to worry about when it bumps into somebody.
Age: 16 Location: NJ Sexuality: Straight
Abraham Lincoln
Sexuality: Straight Location: Age: 13
An ice cream, so everyone can take a lick! :D
Age: 16 Location: U.K Sexuality: Gay
It would be a taco. But not with cheese. It's allergic to cheese.
Sexuality: Straight Location: Georgia Age: 11
Yoda
Age: 18 Location: Utah Sexuality: Straight
A strange question indeed. I think I would dress it up as a lollipop lol.
Age: 16 Location: California Sexuality: Straight
Probably a Jack-O-Lantern.
Haha, pretty sure I won't be the only one making that joke.
Age: 18 Location: East USA Sexuality: Bi
It would be a hot air balloon. Its always up! LOL
Age: 21 Location: Houston Sexuality: Unsure
I would dress it in a Phillies jersey because I hate the Yankees more than I hate not being able to masturbate.
Age: 16 Location: USA Sexuality: Straight
One of the "Guinness brilliant guys" from their old commercials
Age: 24 Location: Sexuality: Bi
A vampire. :D
Age: Location: Sexuality: Straight
Dildo
Age: 19 Location: International Waters Sexuality: Straight
It would probably be a gynecologist
Age: 20 Location: Maine Sexuality: Straight
A vagina
Age: 19 Location: Buffalo Sexuality: Straight
Rorschach
Age: 21 Location: Dallas Sexuality: Straight
A hotdog!
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Definitely Oscar Wilde.
Sexuality: Gay Location: Minnesota Age: 14
Hmm.. If he had to dress I up I think he'd be a carrot, or possibly a banana. It's hard to decide. But either really works, both are great to jack off with.
Age: 17 Location: US Sexuality:
It would just be itself!
Sexuality: Straight Location: USA Age: 13
Well, if I were to paint little white polka dots on the glans, it'd make a nice toadstool...but it would become the infamous "Exploding Mushroom!" Like a volcano, it can be quite volatile, so caution is recommended when dealing with this nefarious disguise.
Sexuality: Gay Location: Montana Age: 16
It would be Alvin and the Chipmunks
Sexuality: Straight Location: Texas Age: 15
A condom
Sexuality: Straight Location: Fonda Age: 16
My penis would go as a pirate.... "gimme your booty!!"
Sexuality: Straight Location: Indiana Age: 18
Abe Lincoln
Sexuality: Straight Location: USA Age: 30
In its birthday suit.
Sexuality: Straight Location: California Age: 14
If my penis were going to a Halloween party I'd dress it as a lollipop. Maybe it would even get some action.
Sexuality: Straight Location: Texas Age: 30
It would go in a vagina costume
Sexuality: Bi Location: Los Angeles, CA Age: 15
Santa Suit! Every girl could sit on my lap! ;)
Sexuality: Straight Location: USA Age: 14
I would probably dress mine up like a wizard! Because you know it is magical.
Sexuality: Straight Location: IL Age: 16
Dressed as a tampon... for any moody girl to use.
Sexuality: Straight Location: Illinois Age: 15
As a carrot, with pubes died green, the shaft a light orange and the end dipped in a drop or two of ranch dressing.
Sexuality: Bi Location: N.E. USA Age: 15
A condom
Sexuality: Straight Location: Ontario, Canada Age:
My penis would go as a hotdog. I'd put it in a bun, and spurt some mustard on it. The mayo would be spurted later.
Sexuality: Unsure Location: Texas Age: 23
Condom
Age: 14 Location: Sexuality: Straight
A nudist so I could show it off in it's entirety.
Sexuality: Unsure Location: USA Age: 16
My penis would be....a snake. Lame and unoriginal I know.
Age: 20 Location: CA Sexuality: Bi
My penis would go as a penis.
Age: 18 Location: Wa Sexuality: Straight
Darth Vader because when I look at my penis the head reminds me of Darth Vaders helmet. May the force be with you.
Age: 39 Location: Iowa Sexuality: Bi
The Washington Monument because it too is long and iconic.
Age: 21 Location: Michigan Sexuality: Straight
My penis would be an astronaut and my balls would be the exhaust
Age: 14 Location: Texas Sexuality: Straight
It would have a pumpkin mask and dressed up with a pajama made from pumpkins.
Age: 15 Location: Ontario Sexuality: Straight
A snake lol
Sexuality: Gay Location: Ontario, Canada Age: 19
I would put a hand around my penis so it would look as if I was masturbating it.
Age: 16 Location: USA Sexuality: Straight
My hand.
Age: 13 Location: Sexuality: Straight
I'd dress him up in a little penis suit with a white shirt and a tie. I think that'd be super sexy and would get me some ass.
Age: 17 Location: D.C. Sexuality: Gay
I would dress it like Darth Vader and use the Force to levitate some girls into my direction Oo
Age: 20 Location: Germany Sexuality: Straight
Mine would go painted like it has a suit on with a big hat because the head is really huge. I would paint the head like a big hat, my friend and I tried it so I know it will work
Sexuality: Bi Location: Oregon Age: 14
I would have to say "a chimney sweep".
Sexuality: Location: NY Age: 16
LOL, my penis would go naked. I couldn't imagine myself dressing up my friend for a party. But it would be funny to see what others did, ha.
Sexuality: Straight Location: Missouri Age: 18
Gonzo... without the huge curved nose.
Sexuality: Gay Location: Maryland Age: 18
Mine would look like a long door handle so all the girls could take a "turn" on it!
Sexuality: Straight Location: TX Age: 17
A sausage. I'm lazy when it comes to costumes.
Sexuality: Straight Location: Scotland Age: 22
I would dress it as a box and ask the ladies to open said box :L
Sexuality: Straight Location: UK Age: 15
I would go as a CONDOM!! (Trojan Magnum LARGE)
Sexuality: Straight Location: Ga Age: 13
An electrical cord, then I'd rub it aginst people and say that I'm shocking them
Sexuality: Straight Location: ohio Age: 15
A penis. haha...
Sexuality: Straight Location: Age: 18
The Pope. Honestly I'm not quite sure how I'd manage this, but I think the robes would be easy enough (well, as long as my penis would comply, and remain erect while in costume), and I suppose I could just throw a mitre on over the glans (so I'd probably have to hold the foreskin back for things to stay in place).
Sexuality: Straight Location: Indiana, USA Age: 23
it would go as itself! :-)
Sexuality: Straight Location: VT Age: 16
A lollipop. Haha
Sexuality: Straight Location: Canada Age: 15
Goliath
Sexuality: Straight Location: Tennessee Age: 18
Mine will come as the alien out of Alien vs Predator. Think of the resemblance!
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It would be a strong, robust racing horse ^^
Age: 15 Location: Croatia Sexuality: Straight
It would be in a Magnum.
Sexuality: Straight Location: Canada Age: 16
It would wear a condum, duh.
Sexuality: Straight Location: Age: 15
A mummy so I could use my hand as the costume! ;)
Sexuality: Straight Location: California Age: 17
In a sock puppet!
Sexuality: Straight Location: Michigan Age: 20
I am sure it would enjoy going as a penis. It loves being what it is so much that it doesn't want to change. I like what it is too because of what I can do with it.
Sexuality: Straight Location: California Age: 15
Chucky!!!!! I chose him because he can do a lot of damage for such a small package.
Sexuality: Straight Location: California Age: 19
That's really hard to answer, but most likely a doctor because imagine if the most attractive person you know was a doctor and they had sex with you. Wouldn't that be awesome? Well that's my fantasy.
Sexuality: Unsure Location: Texas Age: 22
An armyman.... he's always at the ready :P
Sexuality: Bi Location: Colorado Age: 15
A plank of wood because it's long and hard and used everyday ;)
Sexuality: Straight Location: UK Age: 16
I'd get a candy bowl, cut a circle into the bottom, and put some candy in it. I'd then use markers to color my penis to look like a tootsie pop, get an erection and stick it through the bottom of the candy bowl. Finally, I'd sit down in a chair in the middle of the party, pretend to fall asleep and wait for the fun to begin...
Sexuality: Straight Location: RI Age: 19
A banana, only because It has been referred to as a banana, only with a slight curve to the left... My best friend hates bananas but he loves mine..
Sexuality: Gay Location: Ohio Age: 37
As a penis because that is when it is most fun...
Age: 19 Location: us Sexuality: Straight
Most definitely my trouser snake would shed his usual attire and go as a vagina. Really, what does he want more then a nice warm hole under a bush to call home? ;)
Age: 18 Location: CANADA Sexuality: Straight
A cow with tomatoes for legs
Sexuality: Straight Location: Georgia Age: Fred
My penis is always a layer-dresser. It would start as a fairy, then when it finds one of his friends, he would dress as a pumpkin next to the "blood" punch bowl, waiting for them to come. Then he would jump out as a zombie (assuming he wasn't carved). Then he would see his "special someone" and become a ghost. Finally, after spending the rest of the night as a coconut, it would leave with nothing, because he forgot to put a SuperMan layer under the cocunut costume.
Age: Ben Location: Georgia Sexuality: Straight
Mine would be a rooster, pun intended.
Sexuality: Straight Location: Age: 13
It would be dressed as a cocktail wiener—short but fat.
Age: 68 Location: Earth Sexuality: Unsure
I would dress my penis up like a person, with a mini-suit, whose penis is hanging out, and his penis will be dressed up like a penis as well.
Sexuality: Straight Location: Canada Age: 16
I would put a KY Jelly bottle, so everyone would squeeze it here and there.. :P
Sexuality: Straight Location: israel Age: 19
A surgeon because it makes people feel great.
Sexuality: Straight Location: Ontario, Canada Age: 16
A hot dog bun.
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I would dress my penis as Darth Vader
Sexuality: Bi Location: Glasgow Age: 14
It would go as a smaller penis.
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My penis would go as a raw sausage
Age: 13 Location: NJ Sexuality: Straight
A sock! Definitely!
Sexuality: Straight Location: North Carolina Age: 17
the plague?
Sexuality: Gay Location: San Francisco, CA Age: 17
I would dress it up as a hotdog.
Age: 13 Location: Maryland Sexuality: Straight
George W. Bush
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Batman, it'd be B-B-B-B-Batman! And then ejaculate over everyone.
Age: 13 Location: Washington Sexuality: Straight
Undies
Sexuality: Location: USA Age: 17
A piggy
Sexuality: Location: USA Age: 17
A black and white tuxedo, with a red bow tie, singing a song... "There's a party in your mouth, can I come?"
Sexuality: Straight Location: LOS ANGELES Age: 28
If my penis were to go to a costume party I would dress it up as David Hasselhoff from baywatch. I would shave all of my pubic hair and color my skin so it looked like sand. I would get him hard and slowly bounce so it looked like he were running to save a life. I could also ask girls if they wanted him to show them how to perform CPR.
Sexuality: Straight Location: Vermont Age: 16
My penis would dress as a monkey since it is so hairy.
Sexuality: Straight Location: Illinois Age: 15
Probably a hot dog...
Sexuality: Gay Location: KY Age: 20
A palm tree. I'd dye my pubes green and there would even be some coconuts hanging there.
Sexuality: Bi Location: New York Age: 18
Dick Cheney haha
Sexuality: Straight Location: California Age: 14
Condom
Sexuality: Bi Location: Maryland Age: 16
I would dress it up as a Ninja Turtle ;)
Sexuality: Straight Location: Ontario Age: 15
If my penis was invited to a Halloween party I'd paint a wooden design on it and then a sunrise right above it so it would be "Morning Wood"
Sexuality: Gay Location: Texas, USA Age: 21
It would go as Mt. Etna. All it would need is a little bit of a rub and *BOOM* we have an explosion.
Sexuality: Straight Location: New Zealand Age: 16
I think I would dress up as a Wienerschnitzel logo. lol
Sexuality: Gay Location: Mission Viejo, CA Age: 23
A werewolf, because when the full moon comes it howls and starts drooling in a very ominous way
Sexuality: Location: Age: 21
It would be a hot dog. Just buy a hot dog bun from the gas station and wrap it around there with something clear.
Sexuality: Gay Location: Hawaii, USA Age: 20
I'M BATMAN!!
Sexuality: Straight Location: Australia Age: 15
A vagina
Sexuality: Straight Location: Nigeria Age: 15
Dress as a magician and your penis can be your wand or broom stick?
Sexuality: Straight Location: NSW, AU Age: 13
People say I look like Harry Potter, so I think my penis would go as Harry Potter's wand!
Sexuality: Straight Location: Illinois Age: 23
My penis would definitely go as Darth Vader.
Age: 19 Location: Georgia Sexuality: Unsure
My dick would go in a vagina. Nah, a condom.
Age: 12 Location: Australia Sexuality: Straight
My hand.
Sexuality: Location: Illinois Age: 20
It would go as a stripper in a black sexy thong, there would be a hole in the thong so when he got a bonner from looking at himself he could jack off in public.
Sexuality: Straight Location: Canada Age: 15
This is a silly question but I guess it is interesting and random. I would have to say it would go as wizard because the pleasure it gives is magical lol
Sexuality: Straight Location: Australia Age: 19
It would go as a ghost - wearing a white condom.
Sexuality: Straight Location: Scottsdale, AZ Age: 47
A treasure chest.
Sexuality: Straight Location: Texas Age: 23
I'd dress my guy up in an orange rubber with a smily face on him hoping to get to go out and play with the women at the party...LOL.
Sexuality: Straight Location: Beckley, WV Age: 26
It would go as a vagina!
Sexuality: Straight Location: USA Age: 15
It'd probably go as a mountie. It'd look good in the hat ;)
Sexuality: Straight Location: Canada Age: 24
I'd put a mask and a cape on it, and make it a luchador wrestler
Sexuality: Straight Location: NY Age: 17
My Penis would wear a "Grab This" Sign Costume
Sexuality: Straight Location: USA Age: 18
D-Rex (Dick T-Rex)
Sexuality: Bi Location: USA Age: 20
The Washington Monument.
Sexuality: Straight Location: Washington DC Age: 35
Mine would be a GIANT
Sexuality: Straight Location: England Age: 13
A giant hand!
Sexuality: Straight Location: Maryland Age: 29
Jon Gosselin
Sexuality: Straight Location: NY Age: 14
I think I would dress it up as a carrot. This because of the shape. And I like carrots!
Sexuality: Straight Location: The Neherlands Age: 28
