Semen Flavors

I've been masturbating about 3 times a day for 5 years or so. Ever since I first ejaculated (it took me a while to realize it was a feature of masturbating), I've been eating my semen. The flavor varies with the diet. With meats and such, there is a salty or almost buttery taste. With fruits, well, my favorite, it's a sweet sensation. Caution though, vegetables can be bad depending on what they are. But fish is the worst. Never again will I eat my semen after eating fish. I've also figured out texture can make the difference. Yes, prolonged masturbation sessions produce more semen, but the texture is more liquid and shoots farther. Personally, I think that kind of semen tastes pretty bad. I find that thicker, whiter, more opaque semen is tastier. If you want to try eating your semen, catch it in your left hand like a cup, or if you're careful, your right index finger or thumb (depending on the texture and your penis angle).
- age 16, Illinois