But that's not the ridiculous part. I seem to have some sort of clock in my penis that knows it's 10 AM. Every day, at 10AM, I get an erection. It doesn't matter whether I'm at work, sitting in my car, or in school. It's embarrassing! Sometimes I'll use that "morning wood" and masturbate. It doesn't work – I still get the 10 AM erection. I've been dealing with the 10 AM erection, as well as ones at other random times, since I was 14. Aren't the random erections supposed to stop by now? I'm tired of trying to hide it all the time.
Very strange! Does it go "cuckoo, cuckoo" too? (Just kidding!) Our bodies definitely have biological diurnal (24-hour) clocks, and some people's are more accurate than others. Yours appears to have been made in Switzerland! Well, you're still a teenager, so my guess is it's pretty normal overall. You'll probably start to see the bizarre tolling-of-the-bell start to wane pretty soon. In the mean time, wear some tighter underwear (at least before lunchtime), and consider the alternative – your penis is fortunate to have no problems getting erect. (Cue Bob Dole sound bite here....)
Do you find yourself masturbating more often during some seasons than others? Why?
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